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What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?

 
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
That's a lie.

To the man on the cross next to Him:

Today you will be with me in Paradise.

Thread lie dismissed.
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There was a drunk nutter sitting on the lawn at the church reciting one of those creeds "he descended into hell and on the 3rd day he rose from the dead."

That part alone has like 3 different tenses. So basically you're dead in hell according to that creedo? Lol.

Buncha monkeys and their books.
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I believe The Book.

I know The Book.

They don't.
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All religions have their books.

They can't all be right.

The can however, all be wrong.
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
Walked through it like it wasn’t shit, sat next to some damned and broke some bread, and I’m sure prayed and thanked GOD he was able to walk through it unharmed. Just a guess.To add, he prob also learned a thing or too about the fire. /
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
oh, R3ll3y isn't asking because he wants a real answer.

It's all about ambiguous questions to lead you to a preset dialogue where he thinks he seems wiser and more mysterious.

He doesn't, but being wrong has never stopped him.

penguin
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Lol. You're like a windup doll with a really really long string. If we don't ask questions here for responses the alternative is walls of your gay text. So this or that. Pick one buckwheat.
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And you're a predictable, repetitive child who strives to make people believe that you have some sort of insight, when in fact you can't manage to do anything but recycle your silly drivel while hoping that nobody will realize that you are the person they've learned to ignore.

13, M, R3ILL3Y, you never improve. You're so toxic that one of your crap names can't even be USED anymore.

So like, you could try to grow up... But not gonna hold my breath. Oh, and not MY fault that you can't build a coherent paragraph. Jealousy doesn't become you.

laugh

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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
Grabbed ‘em by the pussy cause his daddy owned the place.
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
oh, R3ll3y isn't asking because he wants a real answer.

It's all about ambiguous questions to lead you to a preset dialogue where he thinks he seems wiser and more mysterious.

He doesn't, but being wrong has never stopped him.

penguin
 Quoting: MountainTux NLI


Lol. You're like a windup doll with a really really long string. If we don't ask questions here for responses the alternative is walls of your gay text. So this or that. Pick one buckwheat.
 Quoting: 13 70954884


And you're a predictable, repetitive child who strives to make people believe that you have some sort of insight, when in fact you can't manage to do anything but recycle your silly drivel while hoping that nobody will realize that you are the person they've learned to ignore.

13, M, R3ILL3Y, you never improve. You're so toxic that one of your crap names can't even be USED anymore.

So like, you could try to grow up... But not gonna hold my breath. Oh, and not MY fault that you can't build a coherent paragraph. Jealousy doesn't become you.

laugh

penguin
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Wall of text you diabetic old freak. Do you see why I generally ingore you and your alts?
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
Jesus removed those who awaited his coming from the river that separated them from those in hell.

The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried.

In Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. So he called to him, ‘Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.’

“But Abraham replied, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony.

And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been set in place, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.’

“He answered, ‘Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my family, for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.’

Luke 16.

Those removed went to Paradise with Jesus...

 Quoting: christian


Try and think for yourself rather than just regurgitate what you've read.

Christianity = Say what we say when we say it.
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
Jesus removed those who awaited his coming from the river that separated them from those in hell.

The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried.

In Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. So he called to him, ‘Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.’

“But Abraham replied, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony.

And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been set in place, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.’

“He answered, ‘Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my family, for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.’

Luke 16.

Those removed went to Paradise with Jesus...

 Quoting: christian


Try and think for yourself rather than just regurgitate what you've read.

Christianity = Say what we say when we say it.
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I think that would be Me 3:16.

XD lol 5a
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
I'm guessing he fealt really bad but he couldn't tip the balance.
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I bet he was banging your mom.
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
Jesus removed those who awaited his coming from the river that separated them from those in hell.

The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried.

In Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. So he called to him, ‘Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.’

“But Abraham replied, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony.

And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been set in place, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.’

“He answered, ‘Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my family, for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.’

Luke 16.

Those removed went to Paradise with Jesus...

 Quoting: christian


Try and think for yourself rather than just regurgitate what you've read.

Christianity = Say what we say when we say it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79371937


I think that would be Me 3:16.

XD lol 5a
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yoda
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
Jesus removed those who awaited his coming from the river that separated them from those in hell.

The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried.

In Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. So he called to him, ‘Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.’

“But Abraham replied, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony.

And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been set in place, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.’

“He answered, ‘Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my family, for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.’

Luke 16.

Those removed went to Paradise with Jesus...

 Quoting: christian


Try and think for yourself rather than just regurgitate what you've read.

Christianity = Say what we say when we say it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79371937


I think that would be Me 3:16.

XD lol 5a
 Quoting: 13 70954884


yoda
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yoda 5a yoda

lol

i am so damn ready for what's to come. brb 15 seconds.
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
oh, R3ll3y isn't asking because he wants a real answer.

It's all about ambiguous questions to lead you to a preset dialogue where he thinks he seems wiser and more mysterious.

He doesn't, but being wrong has never stopped him.

penguin
 Quoting: MountainTux NLI


Lol. You're like a windup doll with a really really long string. If we don't ask questions here for responses the alternative is walls of your gay text. So this or that. Pick one buckwheat.
 Quoting: 13 70954884


And you're a predictable, repetitive child who strives to make people believe that you have some sort of insight, when in fact you can't manage to do anything but recycle your silly drivel while hoping that nobody will realize that you are the person they've learned to ignore.

13, M, R3ILL3Y, you never improve. You're so toxic that one of your crap names can't even be USED anymore.

So like, you could try to grow up... But not gonna hold my breath. Oh, and not MY fault that you can't build a coherent paragraph. Jealousy doesn't become you.

laugh

penguin
 Quoting: MountainTux NLI


Wall of text you diabetic old freak. Do you see why I generally ingore you and your alts?
 Quoting: 13 70954884


Except that you don't, and you also know that I have no „alts.„

And you can try to project your daddy anger all you like. At the end of the day, you just hate that I'm right, and you still have to keep running and hiding.

Freaking adorable. Maybe someday you'll learn to program and find something to do that doesn't involve looking foolish.

Sad.

Night punk! Watch the scale, and take your meds!

penguin
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
What popped in my head is Jesus leading a lengthy conga line right out through the front gate. Cha-cha-cha-cha-Cha-HEY
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Lol. You're like a windup doll with a really really long string. If we don't ask questions here for responses the alternative is walls of your gay text. So this or that. Pick one buckwheat.
 Quoting: 13 70954884


And you're a predictable, repetitive child who strives to make people believe that you have some sort of insight, when in fact you can't manage to do anything but recycle your silly drivel while hoping that nobody will realize that you are the person they've learned to ignore.

13, M, R3ILL3Y, you never improve. You're so toxic that one of your crap names can't even be USED anymore.

So like, you could try to grow up... But not gonna hold my breath. Oh, and not MY fault that you can't build a coherent paragraph. Jealousy doesn't become you.

laugh

penguin
 Quoting: MountainTux NLI


Wall of text you diabetic old freak. Do you see why I generally ingore you and your alts?
 Quoting: 13 70954884


Except that you don't, and you also know that I have no „alts.„

And you can try to project your daddy anger all you like. At the end of the day, you just hate that I'm right, and you still have to keep running and hiding.

Freaking adorable. Maybe someday you'll learn to program and find something to do that doesn't involve looking foolish.

Sad.

Night punk! Watch the scale, and take your meds!

penguin
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The reason the stage magicians and acts put on different makeup each go around is so the guests don't get bored.

First and only rule in this game. Do not let the guests get bored.
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
What popped in my head is Jesus leading a lengthy conga line right out through the front gate. Cha-cha-cha-cha-Cha-HEY
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So there was a brief respite in hell. A bit of joy then?
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
That's a lie.

To the man on the cross next to Him:

Today you will be with me in Paradise.

Thread lie dismissed.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79396622


There was a drunk nutter sitting on the lawn at the church reciting one of those creeds "he descended into hell and on the 3rd day he rose from the dead."

That part alone has like 3 different tenses. So basically you're dead in hell according to that creedo? Lol.

Buncha monkeys and their books.
 Quoting: 13 70954884


I believe The Book.

I know The Book.

They don't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79396622


And yet here you are. Another rat on GLP.
 Quoting: 13 70954884

Rat?
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There was a drunk nutter sitting on the lawn at the church reciting one of those creeds "he descended into hell and on the 3rd day he rose from the dead."

That part alone has like 3 different tenses. So basically you're dead in hell according to that creedo? Lol.

Buncha monkeys and their books.
 Quoting: 13 70954884


I believe The Book.

I know The Book.

They don't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79396622


And yet here you are. Another rat on GLP.
 Quoting: 13 70954884

Rat?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79396622


I know right?

Words.

Yikes.

Yuuge.
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
Party like it's 1999!

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I believe The Book.

I know The Book.

They don't.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79396622


And yet here you are. Another rat on GLP.
 Quoting: 13 70954884

Rat?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79396622


I know right?

Words.

Yikes.

Yuuge.
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Seems they mean nothing to you..
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And yet here you are. Another rat on GLP.
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Rat?
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I know right?

Words.

Yikes.

Yuuge.
 Quoting: 13 70954884

Seems they mean nothing to you..
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They used to. When I first joined GLP. But as I'm an INTP/"The Architect", I only look at big picture and how it all works and interconnects. I get lost on the useless little dominoes that make it all happen and it takes a lot of energy to even consider them and considerably even more to care.

See?
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
I hope he met Viggo Mortensen, the best Devil ever.

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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
He spent three days wrestling alligators and learning to speak with an Australian accent.
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
He spent three days wrestling alligators and learning to speak with an Australian accent.
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Wish I could get you a beer. :)
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
He became apart of it
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
Jesus set the captives free...fulfilled the laws...gloried the Father...
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Re: What do you think Jesus did for 3 days in hell?
He witnessed to the lost souls. All they had to do was to call out to God Almighty and repent. God is merciful and He still loves those who are lost in their torment.





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