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BREAKING NEWS: "International Space Station" in distress. Unknown space debris prompts the crew to prepare for EPIC DOOM!!!!!

 
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Shave your kids

Tomato plants in!!!

The ritual date of September 23 is taking place this year, no doubt.

Strap your goddamn helmet on ASAP!!!!

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It's not the first time this has happened and won't be the last. As long as they see it coming they can avoid it. No doom here just a common occurrence being hyped up by OP. Fuck whoever pinned this BS.
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big dick ron get in here
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In where?

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cruise
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: "International Space Station" in distress. Unknown space debris prompts the crew to prepare for EPIC DOOM!!!!!
Well I guess they can spot orbiting debris well enough to be able to move each time and avoid it - but any pea sized meteorite will be coming at them so fast they will have no chance.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: "International Space Station" in distress. Unknown space debris prompts the crew to prepare for EPIC DOOM!!!!!
Meanwhile, in the real world:

“Out of an abundance of caution, the Expedition 63 crew will relocate to their Soyuz spacecraft until the debris has passed by the station,” a news release stated.

NASA said the object’s closest approach will happen around 5:21 p.m. CST.

[link to www.kltv.com (secure)]

AND NOTHING HAPPENED
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that time is still about an hour away dummy
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Does it have something to do with this, perhaps?

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They faked the ISS, now they are faking an emergecny escape because people caught on to the lie.
Time to end the show.

fuck space tards!
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It's not fake.
:iss7152020:
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You just posted about a 10 meter asteroid a couple of days ago, no?
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The one I'll be tracking tomorrow night? Yeah, but that has nothing to do with this.
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I didn't think so from what you said in the other thread, but yeah. Hmmm.
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So is it that damn car?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: "International Space Station" in distress. Unknown space debris prompts the crew to prepare for EPIC DOOM!!!!!
I read earlier today that some space rock or space debris would be sucked into earth's gravity pull and become a new "mini moon" between October 2020 and May 2021

[link to news.yahoo.com (secure)]


Could this be the threat?
 Quoting: Deano2020


No. It's nowhere near close enough to pose a threat to ISS. Seems like most people think way too small when it comes to space.

Last Edited by Astromut on 09/22/2020 05:31 PM
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: "International Space Station" in distress. Unknown space debris prompts the crew to prepare for EPIC DOOM!!!!!
Ah, so they've initiated Project Blue Beam.

All the other indicators have been there...testing their loud trumpet sounds all around the world, NASA coming out with the "astronauts saw aliens on the way to the moon" crap, people witnessing them building "alien craft" at Area 51, testing and perfecting their "fire from heaven" (DEW) stuff over CA the past few years...even today's nonsense about Tesla being from Venus.


Don't be fooled!!!
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The earth is flat and the international space station is a hoax.
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Right but they can fake asteroid strikes by using missiles or whatever technology we don't have a clue about.

Plus this event happening is a precursor to mega doom
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True.
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: "International Space Station" in distress. Unknown space debris prompts the crew to prepare for EPIC DOOM!!!!!



Shave your kids

Tomato plants in!!!

The ritual date of September 23 is taking place this year, no doubt.

Strap your goddamn helmet on ASAP!!!!

hiding

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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79183852


It's not the first time this has happened and won't be the last. As long as they see it coming they can avoid it. No doom here just a common occurrence being hyped up by OP. Fuck whoever pinned this BS.
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Fuck you asshole
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Yes!!!!!! Finally

5a
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for people who don't read
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GLP used to read before reacting. This place is sad now.
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Lady Jane, that's so naughty 1rof1
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: "International Space Station" in distress. Unknown space debris prompts the crew to prepare for EPIC DOOM!!!!!
Ah, so they've initiated Project Blue Beam.

All the other indicators have been there...testing their loud trumpet sounds all around the world, NASA coming out with the "astronauts saw aliens on the way to the moon" crap, people witnessing them building "alien craft" at Area 51, testing and perfecting their "fire from heaven" (DEW) stuff over CA the past few years...even today's nonsense about Tesla being from Venus.


Don't be fooled!!!
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 73184794


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I would have my money on Chicom sabotage.

They can simply launch a cloud heavy pellet, e.g., tungsten into the orbital path of the ISS. High density of the pellets would ensure that they stayed in orbit a long time (high density = lots of momentum + low cross section to lower air drag).

This is an stealthy weapon that can destroy any satellite in that orbit over time.
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I think I read they have an equivalent of the x-37b. Would love to see those mission films and commentary (ours and theirs).
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So is it that damn car?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: "International Space Station" in distress. Unknown space debris prompts the crew to prepare for EPIC DOOM!!!!!



Shave your kids

Tomato plants in!!!

The ritual date of September 23 is taking place this year, no doubt.

Strap your goddamn helmet on ASAP!!!!

hiding

Byekittyahhhdead3

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CALL BIG DICK RON NOW!!!!

scream
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what LOAD of

NOTHING
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just fear for the people, constant fear fear fear flowed by nothing nothing nothing.Every week its something else. You know it.
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UPDATE - Burn successful! Safe haven procedure aborted! #ISS crew is opening all USOS hatches again.

[link to twitter.com (secure)]

whatever
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Wasn't there a prophecy when the ISS falls down to Earth SHFT is about to begin?
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Yes !
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The aliens have sent the Tesla car back for emergency repairs.
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Shave your kids

Tomato plants in!!!

The ritual date of September 23 is taking place this year, no doubt.

Strap your goddamn helmet on ASAP!!!!

hiding

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ED Dames kill shot incoming!
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Where is the live stream?
Bacon and Eggs; my favorite meal of the day.
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Wasn't there a prophecy when the ISS falls down to Earth SHFT is about to begin?
 Quoting: LostRabbit


Ed Dames said that

He also said something about South Korea would be nuked

And South Korea just came out today saying peace has been declared and no more wars??? Holy shit

It's going hot

Glassesoff
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Didn’t the Hopi have that as one of their last prophecies?
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Re: BREAKING NEWS: "International Space Station" in distress. Unknown space debris prompts the crew to prepare for EPIC DOOM!!!!!
Meanwhile, in the real world:

“Out of an abundance of caution, the Expedition 63 crew will relocate to their Soyuz spacecraft until the debris has passed by the station,” a news release stated.

NASA said the object’s closest approach will happen around 5:21 p.m. CST.

[link to www.kltv.com (secure)]

AND NOTHING HAPPENED
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 69871833


that time is still about an hour away dummy
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Hey Dummy! It is 531 CST.
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I read earlier today that some space rock or space debris would be sucked into earth's gravity pull and become a new "mini moon" between October 2020 and May 2021

[link to news.yahoo.com (secure)]


Could this be the threat?
 Quoting: Deano2020


No. It's nowhere near close enough to pose a threat to ISS. Seems like most people think way too small when it comes to space.
 Quoting: Astromut


Thanks for clarifying thought there may be a connection.

I wonder what the heck it could be ?
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praying for the crew!

hf
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I thought only 3 people could fit in a Soyuz. There's more than that at the space station.
FCK the WEF! Keep your hands off my country!
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Doom off?!
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Wasn't there a prophecy when the ISS falls down to Earth SHFT is about to begin?
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Ed Dames right again
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UPDATE - Burn successful! Safe haven procedure aborted! #ISS crew is opening all USOS hatches again.

[link to twitter.com (secure)]

whatever
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Well that was fun while it lasted !!





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