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Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!

 
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Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!
Help me out with your most creative reasons! Here's a few to get the list started.


1. Comes down with a convenient case of “Covid” :TBD
2. Can’t remember his name: Check
3. Can’t form a complete sentence that makes sense: Check
4. Burisma Investigation indicates criminal actions: TBD
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There is no such thing as a coincidence. The smallest coincidence can be the hinge on which future events turn.

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Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!
The moderator will be positioned too far away to sniff.
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Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!
Those are great so far, let's keep this going!
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Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!
He's busy interviewing accusers for Trump's supreme court nominee.
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Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!
Update:

Reason Joe Biden won’t be able to participate in the debate.:
1 Comes down with a convenient case of “Covid” :TBD
2 Can’t remember his name: Check
3 Can’t form a complete sentence that makes sense: Check
4 Burisma Investigation indicates criminal actions: TBD  

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5 The moderator will be positioned too far away to sniff.
6 He's busy interviewing accusers for Trump's supreme court nominee.
There is no such thing as a coincidence. The smallest coincidence can be the hinge on which future events turn.

“If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed and if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.” …Denzel Washington
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Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!
Update:

Reason Joe Biden won’t be able to participate in the debate.:
1 Comes down with a convenient case of “Covid” :TBD
2 Can’t remember his name: Check
3 Can’t form a complete sentence that makes sense: Check
4 Burisma Investigation indicates criminal actions: TBD  

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5 The moderator will be positioned too far away to sniff.
6 He's busy interviewing accusers for Trump's supreme court nominee.
 Quoting: Chewiewren


7 A "Natural Disaster" occurs that will prevent/postpone the debate.
There is no such thing as a coincidence. The smallest coincidence can be the hinge on which future events turn.

“If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed and if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.” …Denzel Washington
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Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!
Children aren’t going to be attending.
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Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!
Good one...updating list:

Reason Joe Biden won’t be able to participate in the debate.:
1 Comes down with a convenient case of “Covid” :TBD
2 Can’t remember his name: Check
3 Can’t form a complete sentence that makes sense: Check
4 Burisma Investigation indicates criminal actions: TBD  

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5 The moderator will be positioned too far away to sniff.
6 He's busy interviewing accusers for Trump's supreme court nominee.
7 Children aren’t going to be attending.

Children aren’t going to be attending.
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There is no such thing as a coincidence. The smallest coincidence can be the hinge on which future events turn.

“If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed and if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.” …Denzel Washington
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Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!
My sniff alarm didn't go off, my secret service agents were sleeping and my doctor says I shouldn't think.
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Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!
not even in the debates??
this is a big fucking deal
but no need to panic everybody
Even if we did it right 30 percent will be wrong
having the debate would be an international crisis
Hillary is more qualified for the debate I mean
Stand up if you are in a wheelchair
You cant even go to the debate if you don't speak indian
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Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!
Help me out with your most creative reasons! Here's a few to get the list started.


1. Comes down with a convenient case of “Covid” :TBD
2. Can’t remember his name: Check
3. Can’t form a complete sentence that makes sense: Check
4. Burisma Investigation indicates criminal actions: TBD
…..
 Quoting: Chewiewren


If your Trump doesn't have Vladimir's and or Feldman's and Emma's children attack him or pull some other retarded move, he would love to debate your God damned router bot.
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Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!
Help me out with your most creative reasons! Here's a few to get the list started.


 Quoting: Chewiewren


#1 trump fails to show up. Claims he's checking his tax returns so he can release them.


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Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!
He will be home sucking the finger of his wife. Or sister. He can't really tell them apart.

His giant injection of horse crank wore off on the way to the studio. Happened to Hillary once. She went stiff as a board and her catheter hardware went clattering to the ground.

His Depends diaper is full.

He is in a Ukrainian jail.

He doesn't work for you, you dog faced pony soldiers!

he is out by the bleachers with a length of chain, waiting for Corn Pop.

He is in a Hot Tub with a bunch of children playing on his lap and leg hairs, and he loves children playing on his lap and playing with his leg hairs.

He is at the dentist getting his teeth brightened.

He forgot he was running for president.

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Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!
Can no longer successfully read a teleprompter or listen to his earpiece for the answers to the pre-arranged questions.
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Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!
22. Even an extra special BBBJ by Kamala at her discount rate of 10 bucks a pop can't fire him up.
23. He is too busy attending an appreciation dinner for Xi Jinping
24. His cock's stuck in a 3 year old's ass and he can't get ti out.
25. A doctor has just discovered that Joe died 3 months ago.
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Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate!
27. His idea to call for Arizona, Hawaii and Alaska to be granted statehood has met with concern by the DNC.





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