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Chewiewren
(OP) User ID: 79145662 Turkey 09/23/2020 12:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate! Those are great so far, let's keep this going! There is no such thing as a coincidence. The smallest coincidence can be the hinge on which future events turn. “If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed and if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.” …Denzel Washington |
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Chewiewren
(OP) User ID: 79145662 Turkey 09/23/2020 12:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate! Update: Reason Joe Biden won’t be able to participate in the debate.: 1 Comes down with a convenient case of “Covid” :TBD 2 Can’t remember his name: Check 3 Can’t form a complete sentence that makes sense: Check 4 Burisma Investigation indicates criminal actions: TBD   GLP participation trophy winners: 5 The moderator will be positioned too far away to sniff. 6 He's busy interviewing accusers for Trump's supreme court nominee. There is no such thing as a coincidence. The smallest coincidence can be the hinge on which future events turn. “If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed and if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.” …Denzel Washington |
Chewiewren
(OP) User ID: 79145662 Turkey 09/23/2020 12:36 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate! Update: Quoting: Chewiewren Reason Joe Biden won’t be able to participate in the debate.: 1 Comes down with a convenient case of “Covid” :TBD 2 Can’t remember his name: Check 3 Can’t form a complete sentence that makes sense: Check 4 Burisma Investigation indicates criminal actions: TBD   GLP participation trophy winners: 5 The moderator will be positioned too far away to sniff. 6 He's busy interviewing accusers for Trump's supreme court nominee. 7 A "Natural Disaster" occurs that will prevent/postpone the debate. There is no such thing as a coincidence. The smallest coincidence can be the hinge on which future events turn. “If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed and if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.” …Denzel Washington |
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Chewiewren
(OP) User ID: 79145662 Turkey 09/23/2020 01:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate! Good one...updating list: Reason Joe Biden won’t be able to participate in the debate.: 1 Comes down with a convenient case of “Covid” :TBD 2 Can’t remember his name: Check 3 Can’t form a complete sentence that makes sense: Check 4 Burisma Investigation indicates criminal actions: TBD   GLP helpers: 5 The moderator will be positioned too far away to sniff. 6 He's busy interviewing accusers for Trump's supreme court nominee. 7 Children aren’t going to be attending. There is no such thing as a coincidence. The smallest coincidence can be the hinge on which future events turn. “If you don’t read the newspaper you are uninformed and if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.” …Denzel Washington |
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biden my time User ID: 79314116 United States 09/23/2020 01:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate! this is a big fucking deal but no need to panic everybody Even if we did it right 30 percent will be wrong having the debate would be an international crisis Hillary is more qualified for the debate I mean Stand up if you are in a wheelchair You cant even go to the debate if you don't speak indian |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79408931 United States 09/23/2020 03:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate! Help me out with your most creative reasons! Here's a few to get the list started. Quoting: Chewiewren 1. Comes down with a convenient case of “Covid” :TBD 2. Can’t remember his name: Check 3. Can’t form a complete sentence that makes sense: Check 4. Burisma Investigation indicates criminal actions: TBD ….. If your Trump doesn't have Vladimir's and or Feldman's and Emma's children attack him or pull some other retarded move, he would love to debate your God damned router bot. |
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User ID: 76148484 United States 09/23/2020 04:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate! He will be home sucking the finger of his wife. Or sister. He can't really tell them apart. His giant injection of horse crank wore off on the way to the studio. Happened to Hillary once. She went stiff as a board and her catheter hardware went clattering to the ground. His Depends diaper is full. He is in a Ukrainian jail. He doesn't work for you, you dog faced pony soldiers! he is out by the bleachers with a length of chain, waiting for Corn Pop. He is in a Hot Tub with a bunch of children playing on his lap and leg hairs, and he loves children playing on his lap and playing with his leg hairs. He is at the dentist getting his teeth brightened. He forgot he was running for president. Last Edited by JustmeTX on 09/23/2020 04:17 PM Justme |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 54514782 Canada 09/23/2020 04:40 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Help me with this: Reasons Biden won't be able to participate in the coming 1st presidential debate! 22. Even an extra special BBBJ by Kamala at her discount rate of 10 bucks a pop can't fire him up. 23. He is too busy attending an appreciation dinner for Xi Jinping 24. His cock's stuck in a 3 year old's ass and he can't get ti out. 25. A doctor has just discovered that Joe died 3 months ago. |
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