Little-Known Judge Tedina Cruzette Throws Hat In Ring For Trump's SCOTUS Consideration

Little-Known Judge Tedina Cruzette Throws Hat In Ring For Trump's SCOTUS Consideration

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Since Trump has vowed to nominate a woman to the Supreme Court, his shortlist of candidates had been reduced to just a few highly female judges. Signs were initially pointing to Amy Coney Barrett, but a new candidate has emerged from the shadows as a new front-runner for the coveted nomination: Tedina Cruzette.

"I had never heard of this Tedina before," said Trump. "But she is very, very female which is important, so important. She doesn't have much of a judicial track record, but she seems like a really smart cookie. Loves America. Loves our veterans and law enforcement. And she's not bad looking either! I know I can't say that but some people are saying it, you know. Not bad looking!" Trump then made the "curve" gesture with his hands.

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