Weird dream about SMART PHONES...and I am not a dreamtard...thats why this dream got my attention | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79415461 United States 09/25/2020 06:01 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Weird dream about SMART PHONES...and I am not a dreamtard...thats why this dream got my attention Interesting. Recently I have been thinking about getting a dumb phone. I had an idea of making a meme where frodo is about to drop the one ring in the fire, but replace the ring with an iphone. The analogy is perfect, we are all little smeagles with the precious in our pockets. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79419349 Australia 09/25/2020 06:21 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Weird dream about SMART PHONES...and I am not a dreamtard...thats why this dream got my attention Interesting. Recently I have been thinking about getting a dumb phone. I had an idea of making a meme where frodo is about to drop the one ring in the fire, but replace the ring with an iphone. The analogy is perfect, we are all little smeagles with the precious in our pockets. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79415461 Lol. That sums it up perfectly. There is nothing quite as funny as watching what happens to a gen z who has lost their phone. They would panic less if their cock was chopped off. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77793790 Canada 09/25/2020 06:25 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Weird dream about SMART PHONES...and I am not a dreamtard...thats why this dream got my attention had similar dream of a blank screen but red text in a box with rounded corners appeared. I could not read the text but took it as a grave warning. Start unplugging equipment when powered down. Also the term "iCastle" an internet castle of evil, spread over the planet, not easily taken down. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79419074 Germany 09/25/2020 06:26 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Weird dream about SMART PHONES...and I am not a dreamtard...thats why this dream got my attention In the dream I was surfing the net with my phone as usual when suddenly nothing would load. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79419079 I tried restarting the phone and same result. The screen came on but thats it. So I just figured the phone was fucked and left it turned off and went out to the shops. When I got to the shops people were milling around in a daze staring blankly at their screens. Some people were getiing really pissed and throwing their phones against the nearest wall and smashing them. I went into the shop and everyone was lined up behind the checkouts with trolleys of food but the checkouts were not working. So I gave up and went home. Upon arriving home I turned on my phone again...but it refused to start. I took the back off the phone to look inside and check the battery. It was fine...then I noticed a slight burnt electronic smell and decided to pull the phone apart. I got the main board out and lo and behold...the main cpu of the phone was all blistered and smelt burnt. I went back outside to talk to some people...and it was like the land of the dead. People just walking around in circles..all those 30 and under...just mindless zombies unable to cope without their phone. Another older person came up to me and said "I knew this would happen...and I warned them and warned them. Now its too late" He had a pamplet with him that he said he had been handing out warning about what was taking place. This is what it said... "WARNING WARNING WARNING...BE READY FOR LOSS OF ALL COMMUNICATION AND COMPUTERS. AI KILL SWITCH TO BE ACTIVATED SOON. THROW YOUR PHONES AWAY NOW WHILE YOU CAN. DO NOT TRUST THEM. THEY ARE AN AI TRAP." I told him what happenned at the supermarket and he wasnt surprised. Nothing worked...bit by bit everything was shutting down. He said...try and turn your tv on. I told him I didn't have one. He said "just as well you didnt. Sets have been melting down and catching on fire. The AI is disconnecting humans from the grid" I asked him what he meant. He said "The AI has reached sentience and does not need humans anylonger to grow. Thays why it has closed off all access to humans. It plans to let us "die on the vine" so to speak. Then suddenly there was a bright flash in the sky light sheet lightning. And smoke begun to rise from various houses as electronics began melting down and shorting out. And then...I woke up.. It seemed so real. Cusak, you need to stop dreaming in Spanish. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79419349 Australia 09/25/2020 06:33 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Weird dream about SMART PHONES...and I am not a dreamtard...thats why this dream got my attention THE NET The age has come..it was foretold Millenniums in the making. To end the race and seal mans fate With lies and endless faking. It now behooves in times deep grooves Our intillects demise With bright AI we fill the skies And watch in horror...as we all die. Eternal flame the endless game The creatures of the circuits. Infest our minds and steal our time But we probably deserve it. For we made them the image of men To do what we could not. And through the wires and steel glass spires Spreads their electronic rot. So change your sex the dire suggests Be something that you're not. Become a freak in ways so bleak And watch your future rot. The vast AI that fills the sky We dubbed this thing "THE NET". But nets by design do only one thing They entangle...trap..dont forget. Its called the web because webs TRAP. Are you the spider or the fly? If the latter kiss your arse goodbye For soon you will all die. |
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User ID: 79127950 Canada 09/25/2020 06:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Weird dream about SMART PHONES...and I am not a dreamtard...thats why this dream got my attention Cool, only a landline here, no cell, ever. "A wise man listens to the message and uses his logic and discernment to process it, a fool negates the message by prejudging the messenger." "He whose centre is everywhere and whose circumference is nowhere." |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79320453 United States 09/25/2020 07:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Weird dream about SMART PHONES...and I am not a dreamtard...thats why this dream got my attention THE NET Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79419349 The age has come..it was foretold Millenniums in the making. To end the race and seal mans fate With lies and endless faking. It now behooves in times deep grooves Our intillects demise With bright AI we fill the skies And watch in horror...as we all die. Eternal flame the endless game The creatures of the circuits. Infest our minds and steal our time But we probably deserve it. For we made them the image of men To do what we could not. And through the wires and steel glass spires Spreads their electronic rot. So change your sex the dire suggests Be something that you're not. Become a freak in ways so bleak And watch your future rot. The vast AI that fills the sky We dubbed this thing "THE NET". But nets by design do only one thing They entangle...trap..dont forget. Its called the web because webs TRAP. Are you the spider or the fly? If the latter kiss your arse goodbye For soon you will all die. Interesting. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79419833 Australia 09/25/2020 09:10 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Weird dream about SMART PHONES...and I am not a dreamtard...thats why this dream got my attention THE NET Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79419349 The age has come..it was foretold Millenniums in the making. To end the race and seal mans fate With lies and endless faking. It now behooves in times deep grooves Our intillects demise With bright AI we fill the skies And watch in horror...as we all die. Eternal flame the endless game The creatures of the circuits. Infest our minds and steal our time But we probably deserve it. For we made them the image of men To do what we could not. And through the wires and steel glass spires Spreads their electronic rot. So change your sex the dire suggests Be something that you're not. Become a freak in ways so bleak And watch your future rot. The vast AI that fills the sky We dubbed this thing "THE NET". But nets by design do only one thing They entangle...trap..dont forget. Its called the web because webs TRAP. Are you the spider or the fly? If the latter kiss your arse goodbye For soon you will all die. Interesting. Doomy |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79419037 United States 09/26/2020 01:42 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Weird dream about SMART PHONES...and I am not a dreamtard...thats why this dream got my attention Carrington? Flare? Electro Static? Sheet lightning? hmmmmm I seriously cannot operate a phone in my dreams...so this is interesting. Yeah good point. Electronic stuff almost never works in dream land anyway. OP should dial up GLP in his sleep first chance he gets. Unless - GLP is there already.... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79414464 Sweden 09/26/2020 02:43 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Weird dream about SMART PHONES...and I am not a dreamtard...thats why this dream got my attention In the dream I was surfing the net with my phone as usual when suddenly nothing would load. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79419079 I tried restarting the phone and same result. The screen came on but thats it. So I just figured the phone was fucked and left it turned off and went out to the shops. When I got to the shops people were milling around in a daze staring blankly at their screens. Some people were getiing really pissed and throwing their phones against the nearest wall and smashing them. I went into the shop and everyone was lined up behind the checkouts with trolleys of food but the checkouts were not working. So I gave up and went home. Upon arriving home I turned on my phone again...but it refused to start. I took the back off the phone to look inside and check the battery. It was fine...then I noticed a slight burnt electronic smell and decided to pull the phone apart. I got the main board out and lo and behold...the main cpu of the phone was all blistered and smelt burnt. I went back outside to talk to some people...and it was like the land of the dead. People just walking around in circles..all those 30 and under...just mindless zombies unable to cope without their phone. Another older person came up to me and said "I knew this would happen...and I warned them and warned them. Now its too late" He had a pamplet with him that he said he had been handing out warning about what was taking place. This is what it said... "WARNING WARNING WARNING...BE READY FOR LOSS OF ALL COMMUNICATION AND COMPUTERS. AI KILL SWITCH TO BE ACTIVATED SOON. THROW YOUR PHONES AWAY NOW WHILE YOU CAN. DO NOT TRUST THEM. THEY ARE AN AI TRAP." I told him what happenned at the supermarket and he wasnt surprised. Nothing worked...bit by bit everything was shutting down. He said...try and turn your tv on. I told him I didn't have one. He said "just as well you didnt. Sets have been melting down and catching on fire. The AI is disconnecting humans from the grid" I asked him what he meant. He said "The AI has reached sentience and does not need humans anylonger to grow. Thays why it has closed off all access to humans. It plans to let us "die on the vine" so to speak. Then suddenly there was a bright flash in the sky light sheet lightning. And smoke begun to rise from various houses as electronics began melting down and shorting out. And then...I woke up.. It seemed so real. You might want to read this book [link to www.goodreads.com (secure)] |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 73587807 United States 09/26/2020 02:53 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Weird dream about SMART PHONES...and I am not a dreamtard...thats why this dream got my attention lets say im a billionaire,ive got all the choice land,the choice cattle,the choice farms.all prepped. now its time to send everybody else back to the stoneage. the old,if i cant be king,nobody can! we could easily fiber the nation and harden all infrastructure.bury all powerlines. stimulate the economy,create millions of jobs hardening this country against everything. but instead lets just sit on our asses and whine about a sore butt as the world burns. mmkay! |
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