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More Monty Python rules announced in UK - no music over 85 decibels and no singing or dancing

 
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More Monty Python rules announced in UK - no music over 85 decibels and no singing or dancing
I swear these lawmakers are on meth when they make up the laws or trying to see who can come up with the craziest idea.

...other rules have also come into law today which ban pubs, bars, restaurants and cafes from playing music which exceeds 85 decibels, although live performances are exempt.

The new laws also say that pub landlords or those who run other venues like hotel bars, restaurants and members clubs, must take "all reasonable measures" to stop singing on the premises by customers in groups of more than six, and dancing.

Wedding ceremonies and receptions are exempt from the rule.


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Some of these laws are beginning to sound Taliban-esque...

Apart from the above restrictions on women, the Taliban has:

- Banned listening to music, not only for women but men as well.

- Banned the watching of movies, television and videos, for everyone.


- Ordered all onlookers...refrain from clapping.

- Ban on certain games including kite flying which is "un-Islamic" according to Taliban.


[link to www.rawa.org]

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Re: More Monty Python rules announced in UK - no music over 85 decibels and no singing or dancing
The island of dobbers will have no problem ensuring state edicts are abided by.
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09/28/2020 01:22 PM
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Re: More Monty Python rules announced in UK - no music over 85 decibels and no singing or dancing
this government must be removed by any and all means necessary.

time is running out.
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09/28/2020 01:27 PM
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Re: More Monty Python rules announced in UK - no music over 85 decibels and no singing or dancing
this government must be removed by any and all means necessary.

time is running out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72399853


just make sure time adheres to appropriate distancing as it runs

nosinging?
fuck me
iguess its all the breathing
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09/28/2020 01:38 PM
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Re: More Monty Python rules announced in UK - no music over 85 decibels and no singing or dancing
this government must be removed by any and all means necessary.

time is running out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72399853


just make sure time adheres to appropriate distancing as it runs

nosinging?
fuck me
iguess its all the breathing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79429528


once they release the world police drones controlled by starlink, we're going to be too late.
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Re: More Monty Python rules announced in UK - no music over 85 decibels and no singing or dancing
Q: Why don't Orthodox J's make love standing up?

A: Because men and women are not allowed to dance together.
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Re: More Monty Python rules announced in UK - no music over 85 decibels and no singing or dancing
These rules are deliberately calculated to be nonsensical.

Compliance training - this is what it's all about.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.

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Re: More Monty Python rules announced in UK - no music over 85 decibels and no singing or dancing
I swear these lawmakers are on meth when they make up the laws or trying to see who can come up with the craziest idea.

...other rules have also come into law today which ban pubs, bars, restaurants and cafes from playing music which exceeds 85 decibels, although live performances are exempt.

The new laws also say that pub landlords or those who run other venues like hotel bars, restaurants and members clubs, must take "all reasonable measures" to stop singing on the premises by customers in groups of more than six, and dancing.

Wedding ceremonies and receptions are exempt from the rule.


[link to www.bbc.com (secure)]


Some of these laws are beginning to sound Taliban-esque...

Apart from the above restrictions on women, the Taliban has:

- Banned listening to music, not only for women but men as well.

- Banned the watching of movies, television and videos, for everyone.


- Ordered all onlookers...refrain from clapping.

- Ban on certain games including kite flying which is "un-Islamic" according to Taliban.


[link to www.rawa.org]

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EXCELLENT!
I will enjoy grassing up that cow who knocked me back.
She will be continually reported for breaking the rules.

This will be FUN

PAYBACK TIMR,BITCH!!
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Re: More Monty Python rules announced in UK - no music over 85 decibels and no singing or dancing
this government must be removed by any and all means necessary.

time is running out.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 72399853


just make sure time adheres to appropriate distancing as it runs

nosinging?
fuck me
iguess its all the breathing
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79429528


and what pray tell do the british aristocracy replace the government with ?

more fuckwitt aristocrats that no clue how things work

smart





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