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Cosmonaut Promises He Will Be Nice to Any ETs He Meets

 
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What would you say to an extraterrestrial – provided you’re in a position where you can actually speak? Would you speak in your native language? Use sign language? Draw figures in the dirt? Would your choice of words change if the ET was holding something that could be a weapon? Is hands in the air a universal sign of surrender? These are but a tiny subset of questions one might ask in preparing a training program for human space travelers who might have a close encounter with an alien much larger than a microbe. While watching “Star Trek” is an option, does NASA have such a program in place? It turns out the Russian space program has and makes no bones about publicizing it. Do they know something NASA doesn’t?

In a pre-flight press conference hosted by Rossiya Segodnya, the news agency owned and operated by the Russian government and parent company of RIA Novosti and Sputnik News, cosmonaut Sergei Kud-Sverchkov revealed his thoughts as he prepares to join the crew of the International Space Station on October 12.

“I think that when meeting intelligence extraterrestrial life, we will exhibit friendliness, goodwill and consideration, just as we do when meeting intelligent and unintelligent life on Earth.”

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Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

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Except those ant people ... I'd rather riot.
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Except those ant people ... I'd rather riot.
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Just be nice to the queen, and then the rest will follow.
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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 Quoting: Coppercoal


That's one possible option, I guess.
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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finger bang the ETs. Probing is how they like to communicate.
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finger bang the ETs. Probing is how they like to communicate.
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Have you been probed?
Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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Isaiah 40:31 - But they that wait upon the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings as eagles; they shall run, and not be weary; and they shall walk, and not faint.

“They’ve got us surrounded again, the poor bastards.” - U.S. Army Paratrooper at Bastogne
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finger bang the ETs. Probing is how they like to communicate.
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Have you been probed?
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When I got abducted they gave me the delux package. tubes in both ends that met in the middle with about 10 greys observing. Then one of them grabbed one end of the tube and started to whip it up and down to make waves. It was like being in 80s breakdance electric Butthole sucking.
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finger bang the ETs. Probing is how they like to communicate.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76462168


Have you been probed?
 Quoting: Where Eagles Dare


When I got abducted they gave me the delux package. tubes in both ends that met in the middle with about 10 greys observing. Then one of them grabbed one end of the tube and started to whip it up and down to make waves. It was like being in 80s breakdance electric Butthole sucking.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76462168


what a weird word to bane, has trin also received the delux abduction package?





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