This is an I fooked up my phone, it's now dead, drinking thread!

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I meant the premium devices, and not the cheapos.

You´ll get the good stuff for 4-5 hundred I guess.

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Heh, I did something that was definitely worthy of being in that video the other day....I just about knocked myself out with clothes hangers.


Yeeeah....try and figure that one out......

i walked into a door frame and gave myself a third eye one time in the dark in a new place. pathetic life :)

Oh, jeebus crust on a cracker.....

The alarm on my phone is going off, it's the rooster sound, and I have no way of shutting the damn phone off....lawdy, I have it buried under clothes in a closed drawer and I can still hear it.

Is this thing going to keep doing this until the phone runs out of its charge? Does it not stop after a certain amount of time?....got damn, I'm going to have to go put this in the SUV. That kwap will make me nutz.






It's like this, only in rapid fire--





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Oh, it just stopped!.....


It's prolly going to start up again, huh?......:billlaugh:

Hehe... They usually time out on their own.

Edit: oh, if you hit the volume buttons on the side it'll usually mute, if they still work

I set the phone up there to hear it ring if my client called AND I fucking told myself not to forget it was there.......


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If it weren't for the tax write off I would not be looking to spend that much.....but I refuse to sit in front of my tax lady crying like a baby for 1.5 hrs again next year.


I'd rather spend my money on a phone and endless car washes and clothes and ANYTHING else I can find to write off.


I do not like crying in front of people......:mikeno:

.....the depth of my stupidity today is starting to set in....I mean, I ran out into traffic, putting my hands up for them to stop. Lawdy.....lawdy, lawdy, lawdy.


And I left my phone on top of my car after telling myself not to.....


Heh, who's got an "I'm the dumbest animal on the planet" smilie?......'cause I warrant it right now.

Or you can just throw it out into a very busy intersection and let the traffic do the heavy work.....


When I picked the phone up the screensaver fell off. Somebody in another car rolled down their window and said something dropped off. I held the phone up and said, "It's fucking TOAST!" He said he was sorry.

The phone screen is completely shattered....it looks like the spider web from a spider on crack. I imagine 20 semis ran over it the way it looks. It still rings and I get text notices, but no way to answer it. I can't even power it down.

I'd be crying if I didn't have the money to get a new one, but I do. Thankfully I save for blunders like this.


Gawd, I have to laugh....it's better than crying. I'm very glad I can roll with the punches....:jay:

Your subconscious heard the word forget. Next time if there is one say remember. It is a real thing. Ditch negative words and say positive ones.

And you will get an awesome phone.

First world life is SOOOOOOOO hard

Oh stop....jeez, what a cunt.

The Portal to Hell is what I call Walmart........:billlaugh:

im not very technical myself, but i can tell you that microscopic faries live inside the phone and thats basically how they work.

Wow! You're right!....but I will NEVER put my phone outside of my car again like that.


This was a tough lesson learned.


Thank you for the encouraging word about the new phone.....


I'm just so relieved I have someone who knows the particulars and lingo and all to go with me to get a new one.....Portal to Hell employees only act like they want to help you. I'm an empath. I know what they're feeling. None of them really want to talk to anyone while working.