I want to start my own secret society....

Rules

Screw that...start your own religion. El Ronny Hubbard did that. He was a shit scifi writer and hit the psycho lottery. He was likely banging 10 year olds 15 at a time after he got enough stupid people following him. His legacy "religion" reflects on that.

That's the only way to keep it secret, for sure.

Hmmmmm...no masks. I guess that would be the first one.

talking about it here, sort of negates it being a secret

I am Anonymous Coward! Feel my anonymity!

Hmmmm...good question. I guess we could swap secret recipes...or play secret bridge...or drink secret virgin blood...you know...stuff like that.

secret bridge, hahah

If I were to make my own I would follow the requirements of the likes of when Pythagoras was joining a mystery school.

A complete water only fast for 40 days to cleanse the mind and body, stilling the waters of the mind.

A vegan/vegetarian diet.

Plus more but that's the only two i will share at this time.

Why must it be secret though?

Send text. Say hi to your new followers

money. several trillion.

Join mine. It’s already started.

It's just way cooler when it's secret. Because clearly, no one cares about an open society.

What if I just steal yours?

You should have some kind of drug initiation. Maybe weekly.

You would have to prove yourself worthy as I can guarantee 98% if not 99% of people would have ill intentions.

“Pointers”? You mean like original Star Trek tits? Nurse Chapel? Lieutenant Uhura?

What does it mean to steal? It means you are taking the electronic energy that my mind created. And you wish to claim it as your own? Do you even know the ramifications that will befall you for even having such thoughts?

First rule of a Secret Society? Keep it secret! :))))

ya gotta start with a secret handshake.

Ya gotta make up some occult secrets

First off build a big ass tree house base in a secluded wooded area. use red solo cups and clothes lines for communicating. only dg brand though! Maybe keep a basket of water balloons handy if anyone stumbles upon you’re secret hideout. Every hideout needs some artillery. Finally invite all the nerds and fat kids from school and you got yourself a stellar crew. Save some pussy for the rest of us!

A really good life insurance policy for your ponzi wife.

Don't get cheap, Mike.

Honey Comb Hideout

Do I get to fight Andre now?

start with the sex rituals, it doesn't matter if you get any further

1. Don't tell anyone.
2. Wear a dress.
3. Kiss a dead turkey's bottom.
4. Rub a kipper under armpits. (special occasions)
5. Only invite those who are as dumb as you to join.

Done.