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I ate Sardines for breakfast with saltines. I need that stimulus money.

 
Broke American
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10/17/2020 01:23 PM
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I ate Sardines for breakfast with saltines. I need that stimulus money.
With the cost of grocers going up I cant afford to buy the groceries I normally get.

I had to spend my last check on sardines and crackers to last me through the next two weeks.

For lunch I plan on putting a little mustard on the cracker. That will be treat.

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10/17/2020 01:25 PM
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I have a can of potted meat for dinner.verysad
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10/17/2020 01:26 PM
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I have a can of potted meat for dinner.verysad
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I get those too sometimes. I spread it on the cracker and put a little steak sauce on it. Then I pretend I am eating at a fancy restaurant where I would meet people like Ivanka Trump.
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10/17/2020 01:29 PM

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Re: I ate Sardines for breakfast with saltines. I need that stimulus money.
Go fishing
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Re: I ate Sardines for breakfast with saltines. I need that stimulus money.
With the cost of grocers going up I cant afford to buy the groceries I normally get.

I had to spend my last check on sardines and crackers to last me through the next two weeks.

For lunch I plan on putting a little mustard on the cracker. That will be treat.

cry
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YOU ARE BURPING UP FISHY BREATH

burnit
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10/17/2020 01:30 PM
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If I get that stimulus I plan on buying a jar of Peanut Butter and some bread.
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10/17/2020 01:30 PM
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Re: I ate Sardines for breakfast with saltines. I need that stimulus money.
Nobody would choose sardines and crackers over Ramen you lyin motherfucker
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Go fishing
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I can't afford all the stuff for fishing. That is expensive a rich mans sport.
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10/17/2020 01:31 PM
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Nobody would choose sardines and crackers over Ramen you lyin motherfucker
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Ramen has zero nutritional value jerk. Sardines are actually good for you and I get much needed carbs with the crackers. You dont know what you are talking about.

Im sure you are rich and never have to worry about these things.
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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10/17/2020 01:32 PM
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Re: I ate Sardines for breakfast with saltines. I need that stimulus money.
You know its a myth that poor people eat unhealthy.
Anonymous Coward
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10/17/2020 01:37 PM
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Nov 6th. It was accidentally emailed. 2 people have confirmed they got the notice by email.
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10/17/2020 01:39 PM
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Go fishing
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I can't afford all the stuff for fishing. That is expensive a rich mans sport.
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Improvise, adapt, overcome
You won't survive with that attitude.
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10/17/2020 01:41 PM
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10/17/2020 01:42 PM
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Go fishing
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I can't afford all the stuff for fishing. That is expensive a rich mans sport.
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Improvise, adapt, overcome
You won't survive with that attitude.
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The only fish to eat here are catfish littered with poisons from the coal burning plant. They have consumption warnings posted all around the rivers. If ate those I would have to go to the doctor and I dont have insurance anymore because Trump got rid of the Affordable Health Care act.
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Re: I ate Sardines for breakfast with saltines. I need that stimulus money.
Nobody would choose sardines and crackers over Ramen you lyin motherfucker
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Ramen has zero nutritional value jerk. Sardines are actually good for you and I get much needed carbs with the crackers. You dont know what you are talking about.

Im sure you are rich and never have to worry about these things.
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Yeah you're actually eating better than many people with money do.
Sugar filled cereal is basically poison.
Anonymous Coward
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10/17/2020 01:43 PM
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Re: I ate Sardines for breakfast with saltines. I need that stimulus money.
Canned oysters are pretty cheap you can cook them in butter or leftover beer/wine
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10/17/2020 01:44 PM
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Canned oysters are pretty cheap you can cook them in butter or leftover beer/wine
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Hmmm. Thanks for the advice. I will look for those.
Anonymous Coward
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10/17/2020 01:58 PM
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Re: I ate Sardines for breakfast with saltines. I need that stimulus money.
Direct payments to American citizens.

Developing...
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Wait till the Chinese come up with knock off ones

cruise
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Try boneless skinless mackerel, it’s even better.
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10/17/2020 02:00 PM
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Direct payments to American citizens.

Developing...
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Wait till the Chinese come up with knock off ones

cruise
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Try boneless skinless mackerel, it’s even better.
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Another good tip. Thanks.
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10/17/2020 02:03 PM
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Re: I ate Sardines for breakfast with saltines. I need that stimulus money.
With the cost of grocers going up I cant afford to buy the groceries I normally get.

I had to spend my last check on sardines and crackers to last me through the next two weeks.

For lunch I plan on putting a little mustard on the cracker. That will be treat.

cry
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Get a fucking job, LOSER!
Anonymous Coward
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10/17/2020 02:04 PM
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Re: I ate Sardines for breakfast with saltines. I need that stimulus money.
I sprout lentils, are very healthy and versitile, and cheap!
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10/17/2020 02:08 PM
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I sprout lentils, are very healthy and versitile, and cheap!
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Sprouting works great but I've never tried lentils.

You can't just eat sprouts from anything, however. Some are poisonous.
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10/17/2020 02:31 PM

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Have you tried powdered lemon or lemon juice on sardines? One of my favorite ways to eat them! <///><
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10/17/2020 02:41 PM
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next will be poisonous UN ratios

better find an alternative to governament handsout
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10/17/2020 03:54 PM
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Re: I ate Sardines for breakfast with saltines. I need that stimulus money.
try saving up for food by not eating for like 2 weeks. i'm not joking it's not even close to starving fasting is very healthy
Anonymous Coward
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10/17/2020 04:04 PM
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Re: I ate Sardines for breakfast with saltines. I need that stimulus money.
Make fish cakes with them.

Also good a good way to add some oomph to
those shitty sub 1$ cans of pasta sauce if you don't mind the fishiness.

Anyhow, all this sardine talk is making me retch.

I'm just going to go back to eating my neighbors garbage now.
Anonymous Coward
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10/17/2020 04:15 PM
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Re: I ate Sardines for breakfast with saltines. I need that stimulus money.
if I toss in a case of Ramen for you, would you please STFU?
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10/17/2020 04:17 PM
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There's no more coming folks. We got our $1200 shut up money.
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10/17/2020 04:18 PM
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Re: I ate Sardines for breakfast with saltines. I need that stimulus money.
With the cost of grocers going up I cant afford to buy the groceries I normally get.

I had to spend my last check on sardines and crackers to last me through the next two weeks.

For lunch I plan on putting a little mustard on the cracker. That will be treat.

cry
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Try gofundme page for donations?
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10/17/2020 04:25 PM
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Re: I ate Sardines for breakfast with saltines. I need that stimulus money.
learn to fish...because we ain't going to get it.

the two party system doesn't care about the sardine eaten man, they only eat caviar.





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