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So... all my pond goldfish disapeared...

 
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10/17/2020 08:17 PM
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OP i learned real quick with fish ponds you have to build a cave system thats where fish hide.
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So how quick was it? Like 5 minutes afterwards? 30 minutes? A day?
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One day all but 2 were gone... the next day all gone.
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10/17/2020 08:18 PM
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No tracks... Water still clear.
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10/17/2020 08:19 PM
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Hanks, this one was not me, I swear to the gummy bears I have an alibi and everything. I am down here with the devil, we wouldn't need goldfish in hell. 1dunno1
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You could put up an electric dog fence and make it audible for humans. Just takes a little finnagering and anyone that comes within 10 feet is immediately thrown to the ground convulsing.
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You could put up an electric dog fence and make it audible for humans. Just takes a little finnagering and anyone that comes within 10 feet is immediately thrown to the ground convulsing.
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Then if they're poor you deposit them in the furthest park you can otherwise if its neighbors you got other options.
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10/17/2020 08:25 PM

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There was a beautiful snowy white egret eating shubunkins out of my pond a couple of years back. I bought netting material and stretched it across my pond. So far it has kept the egrets and the raccoons out of my pond! If you get fish again, you might want to look into buying pond netting.
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Re: So... all my pond goldfish disapeared...
If no tracks it had to be a bird.

Gulls, cranes, herrons, cormorants

They can empty out a pond quick

I've lost blue gills, perch, bass, crappie, some smaller wally's everything I put in gets eaten eventually.

Right now I think I've got a snapping turtle cleaning shit out.

Can't win.
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10/17/2020 08:26 PM
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Lesbians took them!
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10/17/2020 08:27 PM
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Lesbians took them!
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I heard that the dirty rotten lesbians like to fill the bathtubs full of goldfish for some sexual thing.
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There was a beautiful snowy white egret eating shubunkins out of my pond a couple of years back.
 Quoting: MercyMe



-Pissing myself laughing-

Dem dam shnoobekins!
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10/17/2020 08:28 PM
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Chinese people eat all wildlife.

Do you have Asians close by?

They ate them
Arthur Jackson

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10/17/2020 08:29 PM

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Buy Koi next time...
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Piranha.
Smoke me a kipper, I’ll be back for breakfast.

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Chinese people eat all wildlife.

Do you have Asians close by?

They ate them
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When I was in the army at Fort Campbell, there's a nearby city of clarksville that's getting a large influx of Vietnamese for some reason. They will literally shoot with bibi guns and literal handguns any stray/feral cats to eat. If you look past their woobies in their back yards you'll see the cats hanging out to dry.
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10/17/2020 08:31 PM
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Buy Koi next time...
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Piranha.
 Quoting: Arthur Jackson


Wow, settle the ponzi fuck down.

What's next? Electric eels?
Terrebonne

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10/17/2020 08:37 PM

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I’ll bet you it’s raccoons. They steal my friggen chickens from time to time right under the coop they dig under the thing. Little to no tracks.
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raccoon

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10/17/2020 08:39 PM
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I’ll bet you it’s raccoons. They steal my friggen chickens from time to time right under the coop they dig under the thing. Little to no tracks.
 Quoting: Bagofcrazy


:raccoon:

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 Quoting: Terrebonne


Indeed, lesbian raccoons.

Motherfuckers
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Great Blue Heron
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Ya, that is the answer in the PNW...
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10/17/2020 08:46 PM

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Re: So... all my pond goldfish disapeared...
Have this small pond, it holds 500-1000 gallons of water, and for the last 4 years, 20-30 goldfish... until recently.

All gone. No tracks.

What could/would venture to this area and take all these fish?
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Mandatory death penalty by public hanging is the merciful sentence for pedos and their associates.

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10/17/2020 08:52 PM

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Great Blue Heron
 Quoting: sssssteve


saw one, or a similar bird (crane, maybe?) go after an eel.


it worked so hard to kill that thing and finally swallowed it whole.

that was when a great deal of rain had swelled the normally tiny creek.

Nature is something else.
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10/17/2020 08:55 PM
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Great Blue Heron
 Quoting: sssssteve


One of these cleaned me out once. Ate a $1000 Koi.
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10/17/2020 09:10 PM
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Cats





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