An 87-year-old man was arrested on a warrant Wednesday for fondling a 79-year-old Alzheimer's patient at a nursing home. Morris Rosenberg, of west of Delray Beach, was charged with lewd and lascivious molestation. He told detectives he was aware of the compliant and told detectives he was checking the patient because he thought she was dead.
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I know there is a joke here someplace.