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Freezer beer is the best beer

 
Boaty

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10/24/2020 09:55 PM

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Freezer beer is the best beer
You know how it goes when you have some beer available but it was left out. You slap it in the freezer for a couple hours.

You grab one of them and you're like, "Damn! This is the perfect temperature for beer!"

Then about 30 minutes later you grab another one and you're like, "Damn! This is a beer slushy!"

Then about an hour later, you're like, "Fuck! It's frozen solid!"

So you grab the rest of the beers from the freezer, put them on your desk/table/whatever and let the laws of thermodynamics do their job and the process works in reverse.

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10/24/2020 09:56 PM
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Re: Freezer beer is the best beer
yeti, with ice and salt is better
Boaty  (OP)

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10/24/2020 11:53 PM

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Re: Freezer beer is the best beer
So boring
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Re: Freezer beer is the best beer
I used to think but not anymore. At least not with craft beer
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10/24/2020 11:56 PM
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Re: Freezer beer is the best beer
Might want to switch to vodka if you like cold. You could put a bottle of that in space around pluto (still a planet) and when it came back, chilled perfectly if you drink it in space.
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10/24/2020 11:57 PM
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Re: Freezer beer is the best beer
I used to think but not anymore. At least not with craft beer
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craft beer is millennials without any other job options and they got a head start from mommy and daddy. Also who would want those barely filled in beards around them.
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10/24/2020 11:58 PM

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Re: Freezer beer is the best beer
Faithless and accursed.
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