Taking applications for apocalypse buddies

How about you go KYS.

You're missing the required sense of humor, among other things, but thanks for applying.

well, i think ur a boring data miner, so ill pass

The question is what do you have to offer?

he wasn't trying to be funny.

Do you know the world is screwed? Check
Have a dark sense of humor? Check
Above average intelligence? Check

What is the first word/first thought that comes to mind when someone says:

1. COVID - Event 201

2. Country - Farm

3. Politics - Control

4. Popcorn - Needs butter/salt.

5. Kinky - Missionary

6. Social engineering - Everything driving the human social experiment. (Rockafeller/Biderberg/Globalists)

7. Covert war - Soft war 2020 target... humanity.

Thank you for your time and interest.

Whatcha want?

Do you know the world is screwed? Have a dark sense of humor? Above average intelligence? I need someone to laugh at the world and facepalm with. Online only. I don't need your airborne AIDS. If interested, answer the following five seven questions. What is the first word/first thought that comes to mind when someone says:
1. COVID
2. Country
3. Politics
4. Popcorn
5. Kinky
6. Social engineering
7. Covert war

Thank you for your time and interest.

ccppksc lol

Skills
Property holdings (owned)
Tools (owned)
Equipment (owned)
How many years experience in any of the skills you know
Years experience working with large animals
Ability to lift heavy objects (hay bales, feed bags etc}
Health problems
How much cash can you bring to the table

That's a start.

ccppksc

lol

i too have a list!

#1 do you sleep face to face or butt to butt? lol

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Although, at some point, you're going to have to explain how that is the answer to number five.

Only applying if you're female which I doubt you are.

Do you know the world is screwed? Have a dark sense of humor? Above average intelligence? I need someone to laugh at the world and facepalm with. Online only. I don't need your airborne AIDS. If interested, answer the following five seven questions. What is the first word/first thought that comes to mind when someone says:

1. COVID - i don't like people breathing on me!

2. Country - # 4, G-d, family and friends all precede


3. Politics - i first liar never stands a chance


4. Popcorn - $5 movie bucket


5. Kinky - my favorite type of girl on a first date

6. Social engineering - art form


7. Covert war - $ is the bottom line


Thank you for your time and interest.

what kind of benefits are we talking about? LOL

Well, now we know what you do with apocalypse buddies.

It's about as kinky as I get lol... I have a bit of an aversion to developing fetishes and such, just old fashioned that way.

THAT WAS NOT AN ANSWER! typical prick tease! lol

Nice answers. And when did I say there were benefits? I just want someone to throw popcorn with. Sheesh. You've all got panic sex on the brain.

i'll say it again, prick tease! lol

Well, I did say online.

But I'm bored so....

Generally speaking, thanks to my time on The Farm....

I'm decent with a gun and a bow.
I can repair things with swearing involved.
I know how to milk farm animals.
My butchering skills are meh.
I can grow things. Not every year has been a success.
I can preserve things.
I believe in the magic of wheelbarrows, etc. Why kill yourself carrying everything?

And I don't own a goddamn thing. I got out with my life and my mind. They kept my passport.

But that's a story for another day and one most people are taught to think is off the wall anyway, so why bother. I don't particularly enjoy wasting my breath while watching people do mental gymnastics.

To be fair, you didn't answer my questions either. Tit for tat

What the hell kind of IP changer are you on? You need to sign your stuff.

here's my tat, where's your tit? lol

That's kind of sweet.

Also nice to know anything latex is safe around you