Escaped cloned female mutant crayfish take over Belgian cemetery.

Instead, the freshwater beasts, which are about 10cm big and voracious, are thought to have been bred by unscrupulous German pet traders in the 1990s.

They are similar to the slough crayfish found in Florida but are parthenogenetic, which means they reproduce with themselves and all their children are genetically identical females.

Wow, never heard of those. I used to hunt them A LOT growing up. Mostly in creeks.

Lets see.

10 cm. long, mutated, self replicating voracious female crayfish that can dig down up to a meter.

What could go wrong.

reminds me of a dream I had a while back.

There was a expensive skyscraper building downtown somewhere, and at the top of the expensive skyscraper was a very large elevator, with a very fancy button on it. (not joking). The elevator was big enough to probably cram 100-200 people into it if necessary. But it only had a one time use. So its a bunker elevator.

These grey 2 meter long creatures started appearing downtown everywhere, they didnt have eyes and jumped around like fleas but looked like some kind of maggot. They would hop from one spot up to 50 yards in an instant targeting people and then draining the insides including the bones of the people in 3 seconds leaving nothing but the skin.

So theres this white business guy at the top of the skyscraper, and he panics and jumps in the elevator and closes the door (which is built like a fortress) without a chance for anyone to go with.

Yeah, somehow I think I'll pass 9n that crawdad boil party this time around.

Double post.

Last Edited by Patagonians on 10/28/2020 01:04 AM

Yikes Amazon crayfish from hell!

That storyline would make a bitchin survival video game or movie.

totally agree. But I'm afraid this seemed more like a premonition of some sort. I'm not sure where these creatures came up. They started to drop from the sky actually. The bunker aspect of the dream made it feel much more authentic.

Creepy.

Release the raccoons!

Food.

When there is nothing else left to eat, you can eat these.

I really think we are at the end of the end of days......

Yup, they are probably delicious with GMO corn in a big family-style mudbug boil.

Wait until you see the Locust/Scorpion hybrids they have yet to release.

Cajun GuMbO, come for the spices, stay for the tumors.

piranha/wasp

Tumors???
I heard/read 'tremors'!

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uh, if they have taken over a cemetery, looks like they are eating us.........

Yikes!

Kill it with fire!

Cajun Navy on standby to mitigate.

Only the brains.

Send a few cajuns over. Problem solved with some tasty etoufee. :)

If they are all genetically identical, they all can be wiped out by a single disease. Like the banana crops.

"The marbled crayfish ... crawls around both in the water and over land at night," Scheers said. "That's how they move to other canals and pools."

Belgian law prohibits the poisoning of the crayfish, which was a method of control used in Spain.




Very interesting post Patagonians

Crazy Germans!

I thought so too, have a good one.

For a moment I thought you were talking about socialist and feminists.

Orange pine good.

Thnx