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My husband is starting to get fat

 
Jake

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How about you tell him to run? Run as far and fast as he can away from your shallow arse.
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I think you are confused. My husband is an ugly and short mofo. He was broke af when I imported him to the USA too. Wanting him to be in his best health is not shallow. The fact that you are not able to see past those blinders is even more telling about your personality. So fuck off limpdick.
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Trade him in for a new one..

Better yet just buy yourself a new car like men do.
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LittleMe
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What? How is he losing weight?
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One word: divorce.
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waitwhat

when did that happen?


IhasSAD1
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I know right, IDK what to say. Those of us that know Little Me on a personal level saw this coming. It's not a fun thing to experience, in fact I think it's very sad and horrible our friend is going through this.
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I’m not sad cuz I thought about it for 10 years... I should have done it 10 years ago!

But it’s never too late to start all over again... I think.
LittleMe
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This might help when he get's home. vodkamom

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:lmyouknow:
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Re: My husband is starting to get fat
He's not like blubbery out of shape fat, you can still tell he's a body builder but his muscles are making his fat protrude so he looks shapely now, with a super big ass. He keeps complaining to me about it too, this morning he was like, 210. I was like stop eating the eurocrem, I pulled out the container and half of it is gone and we just got it on Saturday. He said he only ate half a serving size, it's more like half the container. I told him he had to do some cardio today if he wants to eat lunch so he did an hour on the treadmill, it's not helping. Any suggestions on how to get him to lose this fat?
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He's not like blubbery out of shape fat, you can still tell he's a body builder but his muscles are making his fat protrude so he looks shapely now, with a super big ass. He keeps complaining to me about it too, this morning he was like, 210. I was like stop eating the eurocrem, I pulled out the container and half of it is gone and we just got it on Saturday. He said he only ate half a serving size, it's more like half the container. I told him he had to do some cardio today if he wants to eat lunch so he did an hour on the treadmill, it's not helping. Any suggestions on how to get him to lose this fat?
 Quoting: chasity


That’s very selfish of you, you shouldn’t be thinking about these things. You should love him for who he is, how he is.

210 isn’t bad. I bet he was about the same weight when you first met him. I know what the problem is. It’s the constant Chad overload, especially on the internet. It makes you question your husband. Makes you think he’s inferior and that’ll be your perfect excuse to stalk, talk to and/or sleep with Chad if you could.

I bet he doesn’t complain about your body and size, am I right? What’s his height, body type and frame like? That’ll put the 210 in better perspective with that info?
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One more thing. If he drinks pop have him try cutting that out completely. For me, that helps a lot with my appetite.
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He drinks mostly water, tea and seltzer water. He's not a soda pop drinker. Did you drink diet or regular? I like a diet pepsi every now and then.
 Quoting: chasity


Either. Diet pop is no better. I think it might even be worse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Alien


I don't have any issues with it but like I said I only drink it occasionally and I was never a soda pop drinker in my whole life so that could be why I can tolerate it. It will drop my blood sugar if I drink it when I'm hungry, that's the only bad thing I ever got from it but I just stuffed my pie hole with a bunch of bread and felt better lol.
 Quoting: chasity


Tell him every 30 pounds lost results in a 1 inch longer pecker. That should motivate him
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He drinks mostly water, tea and seltzer water. He's not a soda pop drinker. Did you drink diet or regular? I like a diet pepsi every now and then.
 Quoting: chasity


Either. Diet pop is no better. I think it might even be worse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Alien


I don't have any issues with it but like I said I only drink it occasionally and I was never a soda pop drinker in my whole life so that could be why I can tolerate it. It will drop my blood sugar if I drink it when I'm hungry, that's the only bad thing I ever got from it but I just stuffed my pie hole with a bunch of bread and felt better lol.
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Tell him every 30 pounds lost results in a 1 inch longer pecker. That should motivate him
 Quoting: Anonymous Alien


lmsexyuyuyuy
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He drinks mostly water, tea and seltzer water. He's not a soda pop drinker. Did you drink diet or regular? I like a diet pepsi every now and then.
 Quoting: chasity


Either. Diet pop is no better. I think it might even be worse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Alien


I don't have any issues with it but like I said I only drink it occasionally and I was never a soda pop drinker in my whole life so that could be why I can tolerate it. It will drop my blood sugar if I drink it when I'm hungry, that's the only bad thing I ever got from it but I just stuffed my pie hole with a bunch of bread and felt better lol.
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Tell him every 30 pounds lost results in a 1 inch longer pecker. That should motivate him
 Quoting: Anonymous Alien


I'll take girth over length for $1000.
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Either. Diet pop is no better. I think it might even be worse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Alien


I don't have any issues with it but like I said I only drink it occasionally and I was never a soda pop drinker in my whole life so that could be why I can tolerate it. It will drop my blood sugar if I drink it when I'm hungry, that's the only bad thing I ever got from it but I just stuffed my pie hole with a bunch of bread and felt better lol.
 Quoting: chasity


Tell him every 30 pounds lost results in a 1 inch longer pecker. That should motivate him
 Quoting: Anonymous Alien


I'll take girth over length for $1000.
 Quoting: chasity



Was that a late October Bingo thing?
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I don't have any issues with it but like I said I only drink it occasionally and I was never a soda pop drinker in my whole life so that could be why I can tolerate it. It will drop my blood sugar if I drink it when I'm hungry, that's the only bad thing I ever got from it but I just stuffed my pie hole with a bunch of bread and felt better lol.
 Quoting: chasity


Tell him every 30 pounds lost results in a 1 inch longer pecker. That should motivate him
 Quoting: Anonymous Alien


I'll take girth over length for $1000.
 Quoting: chasity



Was that a late October Bingo thing?
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC




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What is what she prefers?
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Tell him every 30 pounds lost results in a 1 inch longer pecker. That should motivate him
 Quoting: Anonymous Alien


I'll take girth over length for $1000.
 Quoting: chasity



Was that a late October Bingo thing?
 Quoting: Lance Roseman From BC




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What is what she prefers?
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They make special weight lifting equipment to bulk up.
chasity  (OP)

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They make special weight lifting equipment to bulk up.
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Yeah I know, probably why his ass is getting fat. He keeps trying to get me to drink it and I'm like no thanks.
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oh wait, i just re-read that, nevermind lol

Last Edited by By Owner Req on 10/30/2020 09:45 PM
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LittleMe
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They make special weight lifting equipment to bulk up.
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Yeah I know, probably why his ass is getting fat. He keeps trying to get me to drink it and I'm like no thanks.
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oh wait, i just re-read that, nevermind lol
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lmdrinks
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They make special weight lifting equipment to bulk up.
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Yeah I know, probably why his ass is getting fat. He keeps trying to get me to drink it and I'm like no thanks.
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oh wait, i just re-read that, nevermind lol
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lmdrinks
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rofl exactly! I just read the container, PRO WEIGHT GAINER NOT!!!!
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Back at you, I have the same problem only with the wife. I keep myself in pretty good shape, enough to turn heads at almost 60. Wish my wife would take more pride in herself. Between you and me I feel disrespected, that's just me. Wish I had our answer.
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Hahahah. This is the most vain thing I've ever heard.
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Either. Diet pop is no better. I think it might even be worse.
 Quoting: Anonymous Alien


I don't have any issues with it but like I said I only drink it occasionally and I was never a soda pop drinker in my whole life so that could be why I can tolerate it. It will drop my blood sugar if I drink it when I'm hungry, that's the only bad thing I ever got from it but I just stuffed my pie hole with a bunch of bread and felt better lol.
 Quoting: chasity


Tell him every 30 pounds lost results in a 1 inch longer pecker. That should motivate him
 Quoting: Anonymous Alien


I'll take girth over length for $1000.
 Quoting: chasity


kegels dear
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Back at you, I have the same problem only with the wife. I keep myself in pretty good shape, enough to turn heads at almost 60. Wish my wife would take more pride in herself. Between you and me I feel disrespected, that's just me. Wish I had our answer.
 Quoting: page8844 72511948


Hahahah. This is the most vain thing I've ever heard.
 Quoting: Agent 99


I'm just glad my husband's blood pressure is at a good low healthy range.

I wonder if that guy checks his wife blood pressure and sugar levels? I am on my husband, I don't want any preventable fat people illnesses.
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They make special weight lifting equipment to bulk up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Alien


Yeah I know, probably why his ass is getting fat. He keeps trying to get me to drink it and I'm like no thanks.
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oh wait, i just re-read that, nevermind lol
 Quoting: chasity


His ass getting fat. lol.

Sit him in a chair, tie his hands and feet and lecture him for an hour, or two about keeping his body in shape because he needs to please you.

Tell him that you need to be sexually attracted to him and it's his job to keep his body in perfect shape for you.

Then follow him around and criticize him all day and watch what he eats and make comments about it.

Treat him like he has no clue how to take care of himself and that is unacceptable.

lol.
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Back at you, I have the same problem only with the wife. I keep myself in pretty good shape, enough to turn heads at almost 60. Wish my wife would take more pride in herself. Between you and me I feel disrespected, that's just me. Wish I had our answer.
 Quoting: page8844 72511948


Hahahah. This is the most vain thing I've ever heard.
 Quoting: Agent 99


I'm just glad my husband's blood pressure is at a good low healthy range.

I wonder if that guy checks his wife blood pressure and sugar levels? I am on my husband, I don't want any preventable fat people illnesses.
 Quoting: chasity


Maybe you should probe his butt. Since it's growing maybe there's like a bicycle tire tube stuck up in there that keeps inflating.
LittleMe
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Back at you, I have the same problem only with the wife. I keep myself in pretty good shape, enough to turn heads at almost 60. Wish my wife would take more pride in herself. Between you and me I feel disrespected, that's just me. Wish I had our answer.
 Quoting: page8844 72511948


Hahahah. This is the most vain thing I've ever heard.
 Quoting: Agent 99


I'm just glad my husband's blood pressure is at a good low healthy range.

I wonder if that guy checks his wife blood pressure and sugar levels? I am on my husband, I don't want any preventable fat people illnesses.
 Quoting: chasity


Maybe you should probe his butt. Since it's growing maybe there's like a bicycle tire tube stuck up in there that keeps inflating.
 Quoting: Agent 99


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Make him wear high heals and learn how to walk properly in them. Then put some stockings on him and tight panties.

Tell him that his fat ass needs to fit well in those tight panties. Then spank him.
LittleMe
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Make him wear high heals and learn how to walk properly in them. Then put some stockings on him and tight panties.

Tell him that his fat ass needs to fit well in those tight panties. Then spank him.
 Quoting: Agent 99


And buy him a red thong... yep

lmredthong
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How about you tell him to run? Run as far and fast as he can away from your shallow arse.
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I think you are confused. My husband is an ugly and short mofo. He was broke af when I imported him to the USA too. Wanting him to be in his best health is not shallow. The fact that you are not able to see past those blinders is even more telling about your personality. So fuck off limpdick.
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Trade him in for a new one..

Better yet just buy yourself a new car like men do.
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lol

I'm not new

I am still shiny

could use a fresh polish and waxing though
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I'd stop lifting weights altogether. It's a crock of shit, if you ask me.

Bodyweight exercises are better for you... do pushups every other day. Chin-ups once or twice a week.

You won't be too tired to enjoy life if you ditch the dumbbells, barbells, and other gym machines and unnatural stuff.

Pushups, chin-ups, jog, walk, bike, swim. NO weight lifting.

Weight lifting is a drain on your body. It's not normal or healthy to be dead to the world for 3 or 4 days.

People who lift a lot of weights, it makes there face look like shit because all the nutrients you ingest go to repair and rebuilding your muscles contantly. The rest of your body just starts to leak weak, tired, and damaged. You'll get more fine lines, wrinkles, joint aches, pains, etc.

Walk, jog, bike, swim, tennis, hiking, jump rope, pushups, chinups....

BODYWEIGHT EXERCISING.
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divorce the lazy c nt
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Back at you, I have the same problem only with the wife. I keep myself in pretty good shape, enough to turn heads at almost 60. Wish my wife would take more pride in herself. Between you and me I feel disrespected, that's just me. Wish I had our answer.
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When married, it is important to stay in fine shape. I did for my 30 years although weight did fluctuate. I went far too thin after my child passed & from normal weight at times up 15 & then reversed it. I always had an exercise routine. I currently need to lose 20, as I stopped working this year & moving all over. Weight disgusts me in a serious way. I will start a “fasting plan” & see how it goes. Stress is a weight gainer & dramatic change, which has been the case many months now.
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Make him wear high heals and learn how to walk properly in them. Then put some stockings on him and tight panties.

Tell him that his fat ass needs to fit well in those tight panties. Then spank him.
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They make special weight lifting equipment to bulk up.
 Quoting: Anonymous Alien


Yeah I know, probably why his ass is getting fat. He keeps trying to get me to drink it and I'm like no thanks.
\
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oh wait, i just re-read that, nevermind lol
 Quoting: chasity


His ass getting fat. lol.

Sit him in a chair, tie his hands and feet and lecture him for an hour, or two about keeping his body in shape because he needs to please you.

Tell him that you need to be sexually attracted to him and it's his job to keep his body in perfect shape for you.

Then follow him around and criticize him all day and watch what he eats and make comments about it.

Treat him like he has no clue how to take care of himself and that is unacceptable.

lol.
 Quoting: Agent 99


rofl I should also read up on the fat women hating threads here for more ideas but I think you mentioned them all! lol
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