Do modern women still swoon at original poems wrote just for them?

maybe

Yes.

For sure!

Oh HAIL no. That's a good way to get the cops called on you.

....Unless you're Chad or Jabookie.

Not Chad? Not Jabookie? = Not human

Oh yes.....

has been a thing on the tubes for a while now..

those young women swooning over this kind of stuff..

You mean like naughty limericks?

Wrote?

Protip...


Not if they start with "hickory dickory dock..."

Midnight at the well of souls
She appears
and leers
Sometimes she likes to leave me in tears

I can barely see her eyes
Her pupils dilate
when she tells lies

But I still believe
I have no choice
She commands me
With her body, her face,
her mind and her voice


Midnight Shaman, diviner of my goals
she shakes me up
she tears me down
but then she makes me whole

She teaches me my place in life.

she clouds my mind
but helps me find
that I exist to serve
and worship
and polish her knife.

I'm hers to ignore, seduce or beat
but she always reminds me
that I am just a piece of meat
that she occasionally allows to massage her feet.

Roses are red, violets are blue and if you bend over I'll Hunter Biden you.

She said "if they were good"

the remaining two stanzas are too nasty for GLPers

but it got me a free video.

Modern rap rubbish.

Not unless you're already in a relationship with them.

If you can't even write a post title, I wouldn't recommend trying a poem.



"Do modern women still swoon over original poetry written just for them?"

What's wrong with the way the title is written? I didn't catch it and I am an avid reader and a novice writer...like 7th grade homework for my son! LOL!

This really is the stupidest web site.

I'm sorry, I don't believe that I'm a stupid person but clearly you are a rude asshole...I don't get the bad grammar in the title, would a nice person like to explain?

Written just for them? Just got it...but shit you're a real dick!

well, the acting roles are constantly changing.

Lol...only if you slip a few grand in with it. Not all women but pretty much most now. And...it can't be your last few grand. The swooning only starts when they see that few grand as a daily possibility.

Rose's are red,
Violets are blue,
I wanna motorboat your tiddies.

Yes!!!! Love romance.

:lmseanc:

This is my favorite...

:lmnaughtythought:

Senescence begins
And middle age ends
The day your descendents
Outnumber your friends.

I thought putting "feminist" on your tinder profile did that.