I have a very just solution, to let Joe have that damned money he desires.

Everybody responsible for his phantom landslide win, contributes one $ per vote. The morans voting for him give one buck each. The postmen and counters tossing away Trump votes pay according to their good deeds. The office heads overlooking the vote flips locally need to open their purse even more. The f.ckers pulling the levers on the faked data transfers, the remote file swaps and regional vote skimming need probably sell the houses over the heads of their extended family. The organizers of the scam mop up the rest, that ole ElectJoe can sleep finally well despite these mean attacks, whose meaning he probably doesn't even understand.