I'm bored, give me your best FAKE NEWS headline

NO, this one is true

Shittthole glp bringing Nibiru to court

The Biden Administration announced that a statue of Hunter's penis will be the centerpiece of the new Sniff-n-Tickle Pedofile Ranch in rural Delaware.

A teary-eyed Joe was quoted as saying "it's like, you know, you can touch.. the thing...it relly made my....you know, that pickle was....a real, no malarky.... road whistle that made family barbecues more...i gotta, go, thank you!" Before he wandered off into the woods nearby.


Hunter was unavailable for comment.

Nancy Pelosi wins “Miss Nude USA”

Bat boy rises from the dead and uppercuts the pope!

The Biden administration announced today that a group of 2020 election officials would be on the first manned flight to Mars this weekend.
The abrupt announcement came as a news bulletin that oddly interrupted an interview with these very same election officials about "irregularities" in the 2020 Presidential race.
When pressed about the historic manned mission, crewed by these brave ex-election officials, Joe Biden was quoted as saying: "These brave people..personz...nen..men...dammit, these guys are heroes...for saving the....Asteroid from the...Nasa...that's why we waited for...the...I mean, C'mon, man...we have got to global warming for the Mars, man!"

A muffled "cheer" of enthusiasm was heard from the sealed capsule, where the brave Astronauts were awaiting immediate launch to Mars.

Hunter Biden was not available for comment.

Love it 😍

The Harris administration announced today amidst tears and black veils that the accidental death of Joe was "disheartening to the nation."
President Harris explained that President Biden's proximity to the Mars Exploration Space Shuttle (MESS) was a tragic accident.
Apparently Mr. Biden was waving goodbye to the brave (former)2020 Election officials that were at that moment being launched into History through the hatch window, a mere 100ft from the rocket engines.

President Harris assures that nothing will change in the USSA as she takes the reigns.

If you get a red letter in the mail, please report to the nearest USSA Happy Camp office. You have been awarded a loyalty bonus of $25000 by the new Harris Administration ! Congratulations, citizen

Hunter Biden was not available for comment.

Dildo chairman Trump is fake news stuntman

Nice

CNN says the Biden shitting in his Depends is Fake News. Depends show no sign of brown.

"Thanks to lockdowns someone finally found out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a footsie roll lollie pop".

Answer: 666,666

Many right here on the pages of GLP. The front runner at the moment is that thread on how the FEC is going to decertify the election. The FEC has zero to do with the electoral process other than to litigate and investigate the mis use of campaign funds.

At the moment that cannot do that since they have not enough members to constitute a required quorum. They are also responsible to ensure and advise campaigns on the filings of required campaign finance disclosure forums.

It is obtuse on the part of the Opie or deliberate misinformation in that thread currently since nothing is true in it

THE PEOPLE ignore the governors lockdown and instead have a a day of heavy discounts and free sh*t. Big box stores suffer.

New study find Biden voters do have higher than double digit IQ's.

Edit finds

Dey beez juzz lige uzz, an we ravaged wakanda fo all da inbentions.

"Joe Biden craps himself in CNN Live interview..Looks into camera and says "c'mon Maaan"

Liberals Aren’t Mentally Ill!!!

Last Edited by Fugazi World on 11/15/2020 08:46 PM

Pelosi Pregnant with Trump Love Child

DOOM at eleven!

Bat boy found in cave!!

President elect joe Biden

This just in!

Biden was caught sniffing Bat Boy and is traumatized!

Only the cave dwellers in the Ozarks survived.



Last Edited by BOOM!™ on 11/15/2020 09:04 PM

I'll channel George Carlin.

Life Sucks, Fuck Hope!

epstein was hunter B ’ s husband

Jan 2025 Soon after turning over the Presidency to Donald Trump JR, Former POTUS announced he has purchased CNN and will clean house and Make News Great Again. He also plans on changing the name from CNN to QNN Quality News Network