Not changing a damn thing!

My employer actually sent out an email with modified CDC guidelines and slapped their corporate logo on it. The fuckers actually urged employees to:

Eat outside
Have your guests bring their own food
Bring your own (or use dispisable) plates, cups, & utensils
Use pre-packaged, single serve condiments
Stay away from food preparation areas
Assign one person to serve food
Stay six feet away from people outside your household

Well, fuck that!

We're eating indoors and using the "good china" & flatware. Everything will be prepared in my kitchen and any help will be appreciated. The only designated server is Grandpa Shitposter when he carves the turkey. Everything else is smooth assembly line of serve yourself then pass it along. The only thing my guests bring is booze and/or dessert. When they arrive at my home I will hug them and give them a peck on the cheek. Same when they leave...except my sister-in-law when tends to be more pretentious, obnoxious, and condescending after a few glasses of wine.

And NO NFL allowed in my house again this year!