Justice Thomas went down to georgia
he was lookin' for a Biden steal
he was in a bind
from what lay behind
and he wasn't willin' to make a deal
When he came upon this wrong man
sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot
and the Justice jumped
up on a hickory stump
and said boy let me tell you what
I guess you didn't know it
but i'm a fiddle player too
and if you'd care to take a dare i'll make a bet with you
Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy
but give the justice his due
i'll bet a fiddle of gold
against your shoal
'cause i think Anita is better than you
The boy said my name's joe
and it might be a sin
but i'll take your bet
and you're gonna regret
'cause i'm the best in the ballot bin

Joey rosin up your bow and play your fiddle hard
cause hell's broke loose in georgia and Clarence deals the cards
and if you win you get this shiny fiddle made of gold
but if you lose Thomas gets your shoal.
The Justice opened up his case
and he said i'll start this show
and Truth flew from his fingertips
as he rosined up his bow
Then he pulled the bow across the strings
and it made a evil hiss
and a band of demons joined in
and it sounded something like this