That was Michigan, fellers. And there were threats to these gals' kids in the public school systems. So kindly keep all the skeins of yarn in this complex furball straight...

There's this little problem if Raffensperger and Kemp did certify the election. They're left holding the reins, and the Federal Circuit Court, under Thomas, will be going through the results (including the fake recount) with a magnifying glass and a fine tooth comb.