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A new drug called "Jenkem" a "euphoric high" can last for days.

 
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A new drug called "Jenkem" a "euphoric high" can last for days.
NOVEMBER 5--We're not sure what they're inhaling down in Collier County, Florida, but here's the bizarre "information bulletin" prepared by the local sheriff's intelligence bureau about a purported "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem," and causes hallucinations and a "euphoric high." Of course, as the bulletin notes, Jenkem users dislike its sewagey taste, which can last for days. That's because Jenkem's active ingredients are urine and fecal matter, hence its street names like "Butthash" and "Fruit from Crack Pipe." Click here to see a video report on Jenkem, via Breitbart.tv. We've tried to speak with the bulletin's author, Lieutenant Al Ganich, but he has not returned TSG calls. Perhaps he's realized that his "CONFIDENTIAL" September 26 report--which is authentic, according to a sheriff's official--may be itself full of shit. Ganich's alert reminds us of a New York Fire Department memo from a chief who also apparently never heard of snopes.com. (1 page)
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Re: A new drug called "Jenkem" a "euphoric high" can last for days.
thats about the sickest shit (no Pun intended) I've ever read. Thats one high I won't be trying, NO THANK YOU!
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:mrjenky:
"If there is a new fascism, it won't come from skinheads and punks; it will come from people who eat granola and think they know how the world should be." - Brian Eno
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Re: A new drug called "Jenkem" a "euphoric high" can last for days.
I can here the new song now..."Huff the chocolate dragon, mixed with some pee, and shaken to a frothy mist, there's enough for you and me!"

oh that's just terrible!
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Re: A new drug called "Jenkem" a "euphoric high" can last for days.
Think I will just pop me some aqua-beads instead.
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In this case Snopes is your friend, do not proceed further without checking this:

[link to www.snopes.com]
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Re: A new drug called "Jenkem" a "euphoric high" can last for days.
OP is a jenkem pusher / advertiser


not good lol
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:mrjenky:
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LOL
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In this case Snopes is your friend, do not proceed further without checking this:

[link to www.snopes.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1855

grouphug
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I've been bored, and I've been broke, and some times I'd have given just about anything for a smoke or a drink - but I've NEVER been tempted to ferment and huff my own excrement! How fucking pathetic!!!!
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OP is a jenkem pusher / advertiser


not good lol
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Nah I just see how many of the kids around
here love their poopie threads. Now they can get high
off it too.

chuckle
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Think I will just pop me some aqua-beads instead.
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oh, nevermind

you wrote "pop" and not "poop"
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Think I will just pop me some aqua-beads instead.


oh, nevermind

you wrote "pop" and not "poop"
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the aqua beads were laced with ecstacy, you pop them, then poop them later
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Think I will just pop me some aqua-beads instead.


oh, nevermind

you wrote "pop" and not "poop"



the aqua beads were laced with ecstacy, you pop them, then poop them later
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and I bet some eat them again
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Re: A new drug called "Jenkem" a "euphoric high" can last for days.
I'm calling Mythbusters on this one! I wonder what the results will be?
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with all the stuff available to catch a buzz with
why,why ,why, would you want that?
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Re: A new drug called "Jenkem" a "euphoric high" can last for days.
i kinda like the smell of my own farts...

...but this is different

yeah, huff my own fermented doo doo?

not so much, i'm thinking

i mean, what if some of it gets on my mustache?

or in my mouth?

blechh
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hmmm.... if the cops caught you fermenting your poop and pee in the backyard. could they charge you? i mean it's your own bloody biological excrement! it's not like you can't stop it from appearing lol. wouldn't it be your business as to what you could or could not do with it? on your own property no less.

see if this really worked i wouldn't doubt people would partake in it. have you seen faces of meth? i don't think methheads would think twice to inhale their fermented feces if they had no money for their drugs. they ain't that picky.
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hmmm.... if the cops caught you fermenting your poop and pee in the backyard. could they charge you? i mean it's your own bloody biological excrement! it's not like you can't stop it from appearing lol. wouldn't it be your business as to what you could or could not do with it? on your own property no less.

see if this really worked i wouldn't doubt people would partake in it. have you seen faces of meth? i don't think methheads would think twice to inhale their fermented feces if they had no money for their drugs. they ain't that picky.
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OMFG

I can see it now
when Hitlery get in a new department

the poop police

soon the one tissue per wipe law...
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I think if you did that you must have shit for brains!

p.s. pun DEFINATLY intended.
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bump For Drug Awareness
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Eww. Just eww.
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This is old news and a hoax..a funny one..i bet some burnout somewhere....
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Breitbart ought to know, he's been sniffing ass as long as I can remember.
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ive only tried this 7 or 8 times, it's like a crazy lsd/dmt trip with the length of a salvia trip.
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NOVEMBER 5-- "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem,"

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This is, in fact, human feces, i.e., SHIT. And you smoke, pop, snort, eat SHIT.

It does nothing at all except make you sick.

The joke is on you if you take it.


AHAHAHAHHAHAHA... stupid dude over there just smoke a turd and thinks its going to get him high... AHAHHHAHHAHHAHAAHAHA
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NOVEMBER 5-- "new drug" favored by the kids. It's an inhalant called "Jenkem,"




This is, in fact, human feces, i.e., SHIT. And you smoke, pop, snort, eat SHIT.

It does nothing at all except make you sick.

The joke is on you if you take it.


AHAHAHAHHAHAHA... stupid dude over there just smoke a turd and thinks its going to get him high... AHAHHHAHHAHHAHAAHAHA
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Hey, let's go snipe hunting!!!!

Yeah, that's the ticket!!!
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Watch out for the war on poop.
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The bigger question is why are humans so driven to escape this perceived reality and experience other ones? The rise of adolecent drug use is ever increasing, but why.....
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It is common knowledge that the high of meth goes on for days as the users drink thier own urine, recycling the original drug back into the stomache. This doubles, triples the highs lenth. It also makes the user smell like death warmed over....but when a meth user is out of dope--he or she can drink their own urine and regain the high. It is sick--but common knowledge......

Prisoners know about this---and do it a lot.....

yech...
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laugh BUTTHASH!
Well it seems so real I can see it
And it seems so real I can feel it
And it seems so real I can taste it
And it seems so real I can hear it
So why can't I touch it?
So why can't I touch it?


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