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Report Copyright Violation | The Rapture happens May 2021. Bump this when it does. This will be the one post that does no go in the hall of fails thread. God showed me the date in a dream in 2011. I thought it was around that time and was reading anxiously on prophecy and I prayed for two months for God to give me a sign or a dream.
I went to sleep one night and had a dream of a man writing on a chalkboard and he did a bunch of equations and the end result was 5/21. He tapped the chalkboard three times under the number.
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05/16/2022 04:01 PM
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Thread: illuminati card game has been very accurate. Did you know there's a rapture card? And now the rapture cults is counting on what a satanic asshole illuminati pedo said on an illuminati rapture card. Its not enough that their own prophets are all satanic failures. Now they are counting on illuminati prophets. Next thing you know they will find a reference to when Alister Crowley mentioned it somewhere and say “SEE...proof its REAL” Mindless satanic false prophet money grabbing pedo cult. |
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: The Rapture happens May 2021. Bump this when it does. I come here to view that retards.
Yep.
Another Muh rapture tard. |
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05/16/2022 04:13 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: The Rapture happens May 2021. Bump this when it does. Now you know the Bible says NO MAN will no the date or time. Shame on you. This IS the season to be looking for rapture but date setting makes us all look dippy. |
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05/16/2022 04:14 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: The Rapture happens May 2021. Bump this when it does. Explain this rapturites.
How does God, rip from peoples lives loved ones at any moment? So a bread winner of family, who was avid Christian, gets "raptured". Leaves 3 infants and "on fence Christian" wife with no way of supporting themselves?
Does God advocate the starving of infants? I thought God loved ALL his children. Is your God so evil he would allow 3 innocent infants to starve to death, probably bringing about suicidal tendencies for the left behind wife?
This is your loving God?
It's just absolutely nonsense. Man's tradition, not biblical.
Think about it for a moment. Are you rapturites really that obtuse to believe this is your God??
Also, where does the body go???
Is it just left in the street to rot? Or does the body get taken? And if so, then how can you explain that little scripture verse that says flesh and blood can not inherit the Kingdom Of God? Ever thought about the absudity of your little man's tradition lies???
Smarten up Rapture idiots. |
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05/16/2022 04:16 PM
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: The Rapture happens May 2021. Bump this when it does. i came for deborah harry and now has a sad
dont need any more of those
whats the big eye d-er op? |
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Explain this rapturites.
How does God, rip from peoples lives loved ones at any moment? So a bread winner of family, who was avid Christian, gets "raptured". Leaves 3 infants and "on fence Christian" wife with no way of supporting themselves?
Does God advocate the starving of infants? I thought God loved ALL his children. Is your God so evil he would allow 3 innocent infants to starve to death, probably bringing about suicidal tendencies for the left behind wife?
This is your loving God?
It's just absolutely nonsense. Man's tradition, not biblical.
Think about it for a moment. Are you rapturites really that obtuse to believe this is your God??
Also, where does the body go???
Is it just left in the street to rot? Or does the body get taken? And if so, then how can you explain that little scripture verse that says flesh and blood can not inherit the Kingdom Of God? Ever thought about the absudity of your little man's tradition lies???
Smarten up Rapture idiots.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83274152 covered up the eclipse last night with clouds too total asshat lets get em |
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: The Rapture happens May 2021. Bump this when it does. Well I had a dream back in 2011 where God showed me on a chalkboard how the rapture believers all go to hell for believing in absurd things. God has spoken! |
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Quoting: Zt35 39928964 Lol |
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Explain this rapturites.
How does God, rip from peoples lives loved ones at any moment? So a bread winner of family, who was avid Christian, gets "raptured". Leaves 3 infants and "on fence Christian" wife with no way of supporting themselves?
Does God advocate the starving of infants? I thought God loved ALL his children. Is your God so evil he would allow 3 innocent infants to starve to death, probably bringing about suicidal tendencies for the left behind wife?
This is your loving God?
It's just absolutely nonsense. Man's tradition, not biblical.
Think about it for a moment. Are you rapturites really that obtuse to believe this is your God??
Also, where does the body go???
Is it just left in the street to rot? Or does the body get taken? And if so, then how can you explain that little scripture verse that says flesh and blood can not inherit the Kingdom Of God? Ever thought about the absudity of your little man's tradition lies???
Smarten up Rapture idiots.
Quoting: Anonymous Coward 83274152 This |
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: The Rapture happens May 2021. Bump this when it does. It’s already happened fgs |
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Report Copyright Violation | Re: The Rapture happens May 2021. Bump this when it does. When He shall come with trumpet sound, Oh, MAY I then in Him be found. |
