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In California, Churches are CLOSED yet Strip Clubs are OPEN!

So Pastor Rob McCoy got his church registered as a Strip Club and held church services there, removing his TIE to follow strip club orders!

Here he is blasting California officials!

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Thanks for the 5-Star Ratings.

Stopped posting for awhile as I keep getting banned and my posts deleted. Too frustrating but. . .

I couldn't miss sharing this amusing post from a very clever pastor.

Meanwhile in Vegas my Meetup group canceled their Christmas party in a private home as there would be more than 10 people attending. Gov Sissypants' orders and the Organizer didn't want to risk any hassles.

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This is absolutely clever ! He foiled the unjust dictates of the government dictators !!!
Praise God from Whom all Blessings flow !!!
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this is HO LEE FUKK wet dream.
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To close to the Whore of Babylon for my taste.
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He's fighting Satan now for sure.
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In California, Churches are CLOSED yet Strip Clubs are OPEN!

So Pastor Rob McCoy got his church registered as a Strip Club and held church services there, removing his TIE to follow strip club orders!

Here he is blasting California officials!
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I love Rob McCoy. He is just awesome to listen to him speak.
His testimony during this pandemic is just electrifying to me.
They threatened his church with tickets for 1000 of his churchgoers and churches around the area heard about it. The morning that was too happen over 1000 fellow Christians showed up and stood outside the church while he held services. They told him that they will get the tickets so his congregation can worship in peace. Awesome support by fellow churches!

Rob McCoy told us about how Romans 13 says we should respect the authorities. He said he read the constitution and the authority there is "WE THE PEOPLE!".
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Linked video is LOL.

California Pastor Temporarily Turns His Chapel Into a Strip Club to Be Deemed 'Essential'

Since the time various shutdowns, stay-at-home orders, et cetera, were enacted to “slow the spread” of the Wuhan flu, the list of businesses and activities considered “essential” has been illogical at best.

In California, marijuana dispensaries and liquor stores have remained open, while gyms and churches have been shut down.

Multiple churches in California have sued over the shutdown order and their “nonessential” designation, arguing that shutting down churches violates the First Amendment.

Others have continued to hold indoor services despite the shutdown order, including Godspeak Calvary Chapel in Ventura County, led by Pastor Rob McCoy – who stepped down from his post as a member of the Thousand Oaks City Council before defying the health officer’s order back in April.

For the people in the back, here’s what the First Amendment says:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Strip club owners in the state have also challenged the shutdown order in court, saying that their businesses are “legally protected speech guaranteed by the First Amendment.”

On November 12, a San Diego Superior Court judge ordered that county to temporarily reopen strip clubs, pending a full hearing at the end of the month, after an initial hearing in a case brought by two strip club owners.

Since being able to provide live adult entertainment is a protected right in at least one county, for at least a few weeks, might churches be able to use this ruling to their advantage?

Pastor McCoy, inspired by former Gov. Mike Huckabee, decided to take a chance. When he opened Sunday’s service, he chuckled and said, “I want you to know, what’s about to transpire is Gov. Mike Huckabee’s fault.”

He set the scene by playing a clip from Hannity in which Gov. Huckabee said a church could announce that their pastor would remove his tie during the sermon, and since he was taking off an article of clothing, that would make the church a temporary strip club and therefore it would be legal for the parishioners to attend services.

And then, McCoy took it further. He actually danced to striptease music, and not only did he take his tie off, he threw it into the audience – in which some members were holding up dollar bills for their multi-talented pastor.

After a few good laughs, McCoy’s message focused on the increased persecution churches face during the pandemic shutdowns and the tyrannical rule being embraced by so many on both sides of the aisle.

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In California, Churches are CLOSED yet Strip Clubs are OPEN!

So Pastor Rob McCoy got his church registered as a Strip Club and held church services there, removing his TIE to follow strip club orders!

Here he is blasting California officials!
 Quoting: NotStarvingActress


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Now he has to pay taxes. Sooooooooo. I hope he gets enough tithes to keep a strip club open. That can get pricey.
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14th amendment, equal protection under the law. If casinos can be open then churches can be open.

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This is an argument businesses can be using also.
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"14th amendment, equal protection under the law. If casinos can be open then churches can be open.

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This is an argument businesses can be using also."


If Walmart can be open then small businesses and restaurants can be open too.
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Very clever! Way to stick it to those nazi thugs!
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Were there minors (children) present during this "strip club" act which was performed by an adult?
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Strippers in the 90s? I'm in. Strippers today? Hard pass. WWWAAAYYY too many tats.
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Now he has to pay taxes. Sooooooooo. I hope he gets enough tithes to keep a strip club open. That can get pricey.
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they don't pay taxes.. mobsters own strip clubs.
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Degenerate filth.
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I LOVE it! That Pastor is so awesome!.....woohoo


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A couple of poles and actual strippers would probably increase attendance (not to mention collections) substantially. tounge
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Cardi B's WAP is due to a raging case of gonorrhea.
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A couple of poles and actual strippers would probably increase attendance (not to mention collections) substantially. tounge
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Now that the church is registered as a strip club, they will probably be required to hire them and not discriminate.





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