Virology is pseudoscience.

Contagion has been proven invalid as a theory multiple times over, for well over 100 years. If Rockefeller hadn't pushed allopathy, you wouldn't have ever heard of contagious disease.

So the good news is that I can take one toxic poison in the hopes that I won't need another? All to mitigate dying of a parasitic infection that has been mislabeled as a virus that has a near 99% survival rate unless you're very old, in which case it has a 95% survival rate?

Sounds like a great deal alright. You can have my doses.