Our Traditional THANKSGIVING "CAPTION CONTEST"--Win 1 of 2 GLP December up-grades & Green Karma!

unintentional theme song for 2020


welcome to the masquerade

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Take a look around at the sea of masks

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I'm not one to scare the masses
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For members who received Green Karma...I will award
the green karma tomorrow A.M.

I'm really pooped from sitting on the thread all day--and
I ate too much!!

Thanks!

EVERYONE ELSE...PLEASE KEEP POSTING YOUR CAPTIONS!

THERE'S STILL MORE CREATIVE JUICES OUT THERE TONIGHT!!


The Oracle's Cookie

Hey!

You could wear an "EYE MASK" with your COVID=MASK...
AS A PROTEST if you are so inclined.

I think that would be cool since it would show some
creativity too!

I'd do this!


O's Cookie

What is it with these readers digest type threads?

NOTE:

IF ANYONE ELSE IS SO INCLINED TO DONATE ANOTHER 1-MONTH
UPGRADE FOR SOME OF THESE GREAT CAPTION ENTRIES...LET
ME KNOW.

I HAVE ONE PERSON "IN THE WINGS" WAITING...IN CASE WE HAVE
ANOTHER UPGRADE AVAILABLE!

JUST LET ME KNOW--P.M. ME OR LET ME KNOW ON THIS THREAD
AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE NAME.


O's Cookie

Distraction for the doom...what else?

Got a better topic...let's see YOUR thread.


The Oracle's Cookie

Here's a caption inspired by a thread I just looked at
tonight...You gotta see this!


"Don't be scared, honey. It's just a Zombie."

This video is a little disturbing as it DOES contain
some new information about the China Virus and updates
concerning the "new discoveries" by the "mad scientists"
we've all been warned about. You'll understand the
pic and caption if you watch the video--discussion thread
link is below....OMG...


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Published this month (hours ago) and has some
very "concerning new information" about such things
as MINK COVID-19 MUTATION...EMBEDDING CORPORATE I.D.
INTO A DNA SEQUENCE IN A NEW LIFE-FORM...A real plan
by the U.S. military to deal with the contingency of
a Zombie-like virus where people "lose their humanity"
and more.

Here is the original thread up Thanksgiving week 2020:
Thread: Better Sit Down News (ZOMBIES)

Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 11/27/2020 01:46 AM

I pinned the thread again after midnight so that
people who took part in the Caption Contest could
see their posts and see who won the contest, etc.

Sure was a great turn-out and the creative captions were
some of the best I've seen--been doing this for 8 years
now...I think I've hosted about 40 caption contests to date.
All have been great fun...

Thanks for everyone who helped--to CosmicGypsy for her
upgrade of Jefferson Blackberry--and for all the laughs
tonight. Thanksgiving was a little brighter because of
you'all.





The Oracle's Cookie

....thank you for doing the contest!

Yes, Thank You Oracle's Cookie for the contest.
And Thank you Cosmic Gypsy for you addition.
It was fun and everyone here is so talented. The thing that surprised me the most is;
There were no bad entries. Each & every one was spectacular.
Congratulations to all the winners.

The Oracle's Cookie gave me my first ever gift of an upgrade, earlier this year, and I'll never forget that gift of kindness.

Cosmicgypsy gave me some of my first green karma ever, and I'll never forget that either.

Big hugs and Sincere Thanks to both of you!!!



Peace and Love, ~ Wharf Rat

Thanks for the contest. God blesses generosity!

Runner-up for the upgrade win...and GREEN KARMA TODAY!
(This was one of my favorites! VERY FUNNY!)
If anyone wishes to donate ANOTHER UPGRADE...please
let me know and we can upgrade this creative member!
(Please)

Thanks!


The Oracle's Cookie

You're my blessing, SoulWinner! (If you can make us
smile with what is on our "collective plate" right now
...THAT is a miracle!) And it's very ZEN, BY THE WAY!!

GOD LOVES LAUGHTER.

God Bless and have a lovely holiday.


The Oracle's Cookie

Threads and posts like these are why we love you so very much, The Oracle's Cookie. You are so very appreciated

Gee...Thank you so much!! Love you guys!



The Oracle's Cookie

Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 11/27/2020 01:44 PM

OH DEARY ME!!

I did NOT realize that GLP has a LIMIT of 10 karma points
"GIFTED" within a 24 hour time period! We have 16 GREEN
KARMA WINNERS...UH OH!!




I STILL HAVE 6 MORE GREEN KARMAS TO GO for the Contest
awards...but can not apply them to my precious WINNERS
until tomorrow.

So...If you are still expecting your GREEN KARMA AWARD
for your "caption win"...just SIT TIGHT. I will be awarding
more karma TOMORROW as soon as the 24 hour expiration
comes up!

THANK YOU TO ALL GLP MEMBERS AND A.C. BLUE=NAMES WHO
HAVE CAPTION "WINS" (You guys MADE my Thanksgiving and
I am just inspired!)

LET'S DO THIS CHRISTMAS TIME AGAIN!


The Oracle's Cookie

HEY!

ANYONE WHO WISHES TO CONTINUE TO CAPTION THESE PICS,
PLEASE FEEL FREE TO DO SO!

I LOVE THESE CAPTIONS AND OFTEN REVISIT THEM WHEN I
"HAVE THE BLUES."

KEEP GOING! PLEASE!



The Oracle's Cookie

:FaceMaskCovid-19:
And to think, I used to be worried about how to explain these cold sores!


:MASKfunny:
"Exit Only"


"...Just promise me you'll name it Bubba-Gump Shrimp..."



Last Edited by Wharf Rat on 11/27/2020 02:33 PM

caption to fit the situation



it's OK if you ran out of green

Hello, Red John! It's always a treat to see you around the halls of GLP

Awesome contest O's.

I LOVE THAT!!!

I had to walk to our local gas station for milk (I'm
avoiding the big markets today...BLACK FRIDAY, you know...
UGGGGGHHHHH!!!) So, I didn't see this great NEW CAPTION
from you until I got home.

Thanks Wharf Rat! YOU ROCK!!

ALSO...MAJOR ALERT!!



Let me tell you about my "trip to the gas station for milk" today!
People are very very short-tempered and you may wish to
bring your SPRAY MACE with you if you venture to the sales
and bigger markets today.

I was buying my milk at the gas station (really tiny one
in a small town here) and my credit card didn't work the
first couple of tries by the cashier. Behind me a line
was forming (that's ALWAYS A RECIPE FOR DISASTER THESE DAYS...
THE DREADED "LONG LINE!")

A couple of punk teenies behind me were NOT DOING THE
6 FOOT SOCIAL DISTANCING...and one kept edging up closer
and closer--finally just as the cashier was bagging up
my supplies, this punk pushes into the counter (3 inches
from my elbow WITH NO MASK) and says: "Here's my counter
soda, mam" to the cashier.

I looked surprised and said to this punk:
"Boy! You are in a BIG HURRY!" (No sarcasm in my voice
--just an observation)

He says: "YEAH...YOU ARE TAKING YOUR SWEET ASS TIME!" His voice was NOT friendly.

This caused some of the people BEHIND HIM to react and
we ALMOST had a full-on brawl in there! (I got out quick!)
(I was really careful when I walked out into the parkinglot
--the punks rushed out before I was packed up--as I was
actually afraid I MIGHT GET RUN OVER!)

IF THIS IS HAPPENING IN MY QUIET MT TOWN...YOU CAN DO THE
LOGIC
FOR THE BIG CITIES.

Stay ALERT AND FROSTY...THOSE "BLACK FRIDAY SALES" ARE
NOT WORTH YOUR LIFE!


The Oracle's Cookie

Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 11/27/2020 03:31 PM

You Bet! THANKS FOR PLAYING...SEE YA AT CHRISTMAS!!



O's Cookie

Last Edited by The Oracle's Cookie on 11/27/2020 03:28 PM

I wish I had as much self-restraint as you have, OP



Thanks for the heads up... Stay Frosty, GLP

> He says: "YEAH...YOU ARE TAKING YOUR SWEET ASS TIME!" His voice was NOT friendly.


oh, my response would have been

it's not me, it's the CC machine ya goof, now back off
before I go Chuck Norris or Bruce Lee in your face



Chuck Norris doesn't try to avoid corona
corona tries to avoid Chuck Norris

Thank you so much Oracle's Cookie for the green win.

I always enjoy your caption contests that are always full of magnificent clever funny entries.

Have a spectacular festive season everyone.

In my best Elvis impression...

"I want to thank Jesus...

the academy...

my mamma..."

Thanks Cosmic for the upgrade!

And thank you Cookie for doing these contests.

Now you Kids get out there and GLP!

WELL...THERE IT IS!!


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1/2 minute (From Amadeus,King Joseph
says: "Well.....THERE IT IS!")

Doing the CAPTION CONTESTS is its own reward. I always
have my spirits lifted by the creativity of our GLP
members and A.C.'s! YOU GUYS ROCK!!

Congrats Jefferson! Love ya!


The Oracle's Cookie

We went to sat internet and thunderstorms cut my feed Thanksgiving night.

I vegged out all day Friday and only was on a sec before bed.

Thanks again Cookie and to gypsy.