Received this text message...found out its from my employer...Mail in COVID testing??? | |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79743050 ![]() 12/09/2020 03:41 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your Everlywell kit has been ordered! You will receive an email with tracking information when your kit ships in the next 1-2 business days. Visit our FAQ for more info Quoting: Bloody Peasant! Msg&data rates may apply. Text 'STOP' to quit. No communication from management. No heads up. Sales organization in uproar. Everyone is pissed. I'm swabbing my dogs anus and submitting it. Fuck this shit Poor dog. |
Bloody Peasant!
(OP) Main User ID: 75284939 ![]() 12/09/2020 03:41 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | This is a global commercial genetic testing lab organization. We don't sell/develop covid tests. Portfolio is mostly diagnostic and medication management testing based on genetics. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Admiral Josh Painter Bloody Peasant |
Bloody Peasant!
(OP) Main User ID: 75284939 ![]() 12/09/2020 03:42 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your Everlywell kit has been ordered! You will receive an email with tracking information when your kit ships in the next 1-2 business days. Visit our FAQ for more info Quoting: Bloody Peasant! Msg&data rates may apply. Text 'STOP' to quit. No communication from management. No heads up. Sales organization in uproar. Everyone is pissed. I'm swabbing my dogs anus and submitting it. Fuck this shit Poor dog. I'm tempted to just send in a stool sample to save my dog from the anal swab. I do love my dog so ill go easy on him. This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Admiral Josh Painter Bloody Peasant |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79743050 ![]() 12/09/2020 03:46 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your Everlywell kit has been ordered! You will receive an email with tracking information when your kit ships in the next 1-2 business days. Visit our FAQ for more info Quoting: Bloody Peasant! Msg&data rates may apply. Text 'STOP' to quit. No communication from management. No heads up. Sales organization in uproar. Everyone is pissed. I'm swabbing my dogs anus and submitting it. Fuck this shit Poor dog. I'm tempted to just send in a stool sample to save my dog from the anal swab. I do love my dog so ill go easy on him. Go to a local dog shelter and dab the swab on some random peice of dogpoo. That should keep em guessing. |
Bloody Peasant!
(OP) Main User ID: 75284939 ![]() 12/09/2020 03:54 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Before you poop shoot your dog, examine the swab under a microscope for any nano tech stuff, also get a UV flashlight and use that. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78343423 Wow. That's horrible This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Admiral Josh Painter Bloody Peasant |
Arlie27
User ID: 79141158 12/09/2020 03:58 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your Everlywell kit has been ordered! You will receive an email with tracking information when your kit ships in the next 1-2 business days. Visit our FAQ for more info Quoting: Bloody Peasant! Msg&data rates may apply. Text 'STOP' to quit. No communication from management. No heads up. Sales organization in uproar. Everyone is pissed. I'm swabbing my dogs anus and submitting it. Fuck this shit I'll place a bet on it being positive. I don't think the swab is supposed to be brown, however, so be careful when doing it. |
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Bloody Peasant!
(OP) Main User ID: 75284939 ![]() 12/09/2020 04:31 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your Everlywell kit has been ordered! You will receive an email with tracking information when your kit ships in the next 1-2 business days. Visit our FAQ for more info Quoting: Bloody Peasant! Msg&data rates may apply. Text 'STOP' to quit. No communication from management. No heads up. Sales organization in uproar. Everyone is pissed. I'm swabbing my dogs anus and submitting it. Fuck this shit I'll place a bet on it being positive. I don't think the swab is supposed to be brown, however, so be careful when doing it. Ill just get the glaze...no brown stuff This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it. -Admiral Josh Painter Bloody Peasant |
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User ID: 79065899 ![]() 12/09/2020 05:14 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | "We regret to inform you that, while you don't have the 'rona, you do have worms." Take the red pill now...later it will come as a suppository. |
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User ID: 78973486 ![]() 12/09/2020 08:08 PM ![]() Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | " I heard on TV about those Covid scams so I called the cops reported it and threw it in the trash." Quoting: Doc 79743306 you didn't request it no announcement from work. ignore it. sure is funny to think of what test, though! we only have each other. And that makes us rich.. . . Thanks Lord for cats and kittens....... |
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Hoseman
User ID: 79612683 ![]() 12/09/2020 08:29 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your Everlywell kit has been ordered! You will receive an email with tracking information when your kit ships in the next 1-2 business days. Visit our FAQ for more info Quoting: Bloody Peasant! Msg&data rates may apply. Text 'STOP' to quit. No communication from management. No heads up. Sales organization in uproar. Everyone is pissed. I'm swabbing my dogs anus and submitting it. Fuck this shit Poor dog. What if the dog is positive? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79744182 12/09/2020 08:35 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Your Everlywell kit has been ordered! You will receive an email with tracking information when your kit ships in the next 1-2 business days. Visit our FAQ for more info Quoting: Bloody Peasant! Msg&data rates may apply. Text 'STOP' to quit. No communication from management. No heads up. Sales organization in uproar. Everyone is pissed. I'm swabbing my dogs anus and submitting it. Fuck this shit Poor dog. What if the dog is positive? Wouldn't surprise me. I heard a fucking grapefruit tested positive. A GRAPEFRUIT!! |
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