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Received this text message...found out its from my employer...Mail in COVID testing???

 
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No communication from management. No heads up. Sales organization in uproar. Everyone is pissed. I'm swabbing my dogs anus and submitting it. Fuck this shit
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No communication from management. No heads up. Sales organization in uproar. Everyone is pissed. I'm swabbing my dogs anus and submitting it. Fuck this shit
 Quoting: Bloody Peasant!


Poor dog.
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This is a global commercial genetic testing lab organization. We don't sell/develop covid tests. Portfolio is mostly diagnostic and medication management testing based on genetics.
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No communication from management. No heads up. Sales organization in uproar. Everyone is pissed. I'm swabbing my dogs anus and submitting it. Fuck this shit
 Quoting: Bloody Peasant!


Poor dog.
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I'm tempted to just send in a stool sample to save my dog from the anal swab. I do love my dog so ill go easy on him.
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Before you poop shoot your dog, examine the swab under a microscope for any nano tech stuff, also get a UV flashlight and use that.
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12/09/2020 03:46 PM
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No communication from management. No heads up. Sales organization in uproar. Everyone is pissed. I'm swabbing my dogs anus and submitting it. Fuck this shit
 Quoting: Bloody Peasant!


Poor dog.
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I'm tempted to just send in a stool sample to save my dog from the anal swab. I do love my dog so ill go easy on him.
 Quoting: Bloody Peasant!


Go to a local dog shelter and dab the swab on some random peice of dogpoo.

That should keep em guessing.
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Before you poop shoot your dog, examine the swab under a microscope for any nano tech stuff, also get a UV flashlight and use that.
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Wow. That's horrible
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No communication from management. No heads up. Sales organization in uproar. Everyone is pissed. I'm swabbing my dogs anus and submitting it. Fuck this shit
 Quoting: Bloody Peasant!


I'll place a bet on it being positive.

I don't think the swab is supposed to be brown, however, so be careful when doing it.
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Fill the return box with dog shit and send it back.
"Come get some"
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No communication from management. No heads up. Sales organization in uproar. Everyone is pissed. I'm swabbing my dogs anus and submitting it. Fuck this shit
 Quoting: Bloody Peasant!


I'll place a bet on it being positive.

I don't think the swab is supposed to be brown, however, so be careful when doing it.
 Quoting: Arlie27


Ill just get the glaze...no brown stuff
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I'm swabbing my dogs anus and submitting it.
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Microwave the thing on high for about 10 minutes. Then swab a tree outside then send it in.
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12/09/2020 05:14 PM

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Haha. You know no one is actually swabbing themselves. It would be interesting to know what others will be swabbing. Dog's anus is good OP.

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12/09/2020 08:05 PM
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" I heard on TV about those Covid scams so I called the cops reported it and threw it in the trash."
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12/09/2020 08:07 PM
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I know a dude that just sent the swab back. It came back as a postive..he might have gotten it had he shoved it halfway to his brain.
You know..you never know..you know?
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12/09/2020 08:08 PM

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" I heard on TV about those Covid scams so I called the cops reported it and threw it in the trash."
 Quoting: Doc 79743306


you didn't request it

no announcement from work.


ignore it.


sure is funny to think of what test, though!
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" I heard on TV about those Covid scams so I called the cops reported it and threw it in the trash."
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lol
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12/09/2020 08:20 PM
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At my work, we have to go in and spit in a cup weekly for the virus test. Hard to use the dog poop method to deter them!
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12/09/2020 08:27 PM
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At my work, we have to go in and spit in a cup weekly for the virus test. Hard to use the dog poop method to deter them!
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Fake news now get back to work you lazy commie liars
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12/09/2020 08:29 PM
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No communication from management. No heads up. Sales organization in uproar. Everyone is pissed. I'm swabbing my dogs anus and submitting it. Fuck this shit
 Quoting: Bloody Peasant!


Poor dog.
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What if the dog is positive?
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No communication from management. No heads up. Sales organization in uproar. Everyone is pissed. I'm swabbing my dogs anus and submitting it. Fuck this shit
 Quoting: Bloody Peasant!


Poor dog.
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What if the dog is positive?
 Quoting: Hoseman


Wouldn't surprise me.
I heard a fucking grapefruit tested positive.
A GRAPEFRUIT!!
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" I heard on TV about those Covid scams so I called the cops reported it and threw it in the trash."
 Quoting: Doc 79743306


you didn't request it

no announcement from work.


ignore it.


sure is funny to think of what test, though!
 Quoting: beeches


That's not even relevant to the OP.
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