Who wants to move to Texas now?

My brother lives in Lavon, looking for average prices there.

I already live here. It sucks. Stay away. Save yourself.
There is nothing to do here. The women are not attractive.
The entire state is as flat as a plank coming out of a planer.
The people talk funny, lots of tumbleweeds and coyotes, etc.

It is a miserable place.

Stay away.

That said, if you do decide to come here, leave your fucking
liberal politics at the state line.

Your very ability to draw a breath may depend on it.

We are fed up with liberal fucktards.

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Really.....these are your complaints, you'll be happy nowhere.

If Texas secedes I’m moving back. Got my eye on TX and TN. I’m about done with WI.

I lived there for a while. The people are nice but it's too fucking hot in the summer (which lasts like 10 months of the year). I'll stay here in MO where we have 4 seasons and no big tech companies and all the liberals who come with them trying to flood in and change the dynamics.

Been in Leander/Cedar Park for 4 years now after fleeing commiefornia, I'll never leave.

Me and the wife have been wanting to for years, seems like a good time to bite the bullet huh? Lol can you help sell my house

I'm Wisconsin to, lets start a caravan lol

you a yankee transplant by chance? I'd say move to someplace more to your liking

Lol nobody. Fuck both those states.

Texas is on of the biggest ducking police state on the map. Wisconsin is full of libtard queers. Eat shit.

Me too! Bye frozen tundra.

I'm right over from the Texas border, but I'm seriously contemplating moving back to Texas. I might go back to Lubbock or Amarillo as a better relocation move.

I've about had it with New Mexico.

In the event of a war, Texas is looking very attractive right now.

I never had Texas toast. Is it good? What else is bigger in Texas?

Sentences for simple possesion of Marijuana.

I really wish Texas would have taken New Mexico in the treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo.

Leftists in Santa Fe have ruined this beautiful state.

I hate Michelle Lujan Grishham.

I despise that idiot.

Texas is as corrupt as it gwts with politics. If those fuckers didnt cheat in the 2020 election somebody is gonna lose thier job.

But by all means, please move to Dallas or Ft. WORTH. Better yet move your ass to Austin, I here its a Conservatives paradise.

Oh, there's corruption deep in the heart of Texas.

It's just that Texas is still the last worst hope of a conservative base amongst the people.

Other states claim they would fight for the republic.

Texas actually would.

I grew up Texacan. I know my own.

Then I will never step one foot in Texas.

I am a pothead.

I think I'll relocate back to Lubbock.

Didn't plan on it, but I have to get out of this leftist hell hole.

I can still work my job out of Lubbock, so it shouldn't be a problem.

It's either Lubbock, or I'm headed straight to Wyoming.

Have to get away from these zombie morons.

What are they fighting for really though? One side of the corrypt system? Sure Donny says he's for America, he says a lot of shit. His actions may look legitimate but the man is a snake and is owned by Israel. Not that Biden is any better. We are pretty much fucked to be honest.

Better of living somewhere with less people than fucking Texas which isnt to much different from a libtard state when you look at thier fucked up draconian laws.

Wyoming, Montana, the Dakotas, Alaska. I can think of ten states better than freaking Texas.

You know what Texas does have that those other states don't, though?

Millions of potential fighting men.

If you like to broil like a lobster going to a lobster bake you will LOVE the Texas climate.

If you like politicians who bend over further than a Jamacian going under a limbo pole to help out their "friends", and who get a "bit" of "walking around money" for their assistance you will LOVE Texas politics.

If you like people who claim that the Concord "Mtns" of East Texas are higher than the Himalayas and Lake Travis is bigger than Lake Superior you will LOVE Texans' modesty.

OH ... and fwiw the largest ethnic group of kids in grade school in Texas are Mexican /Mexican Americans, so you can see which country Texas is going to feel a real "kinship" for in another 15 to 20 years. You had best learn Spanish if you don't speak it already. If it wasn't for all those out of staters moving into Texas over the last 25 years, which it seems most native White Texans hate, Texas would already be over 1/2 Spanish Speaking (think about that dynamic for a minute).

Nope ... I'll stay north or east of Texas thank you.

You know what else Texas has?

Guns.

By the trainload.

No thank you. I was born in Oklahoma and raised in shit hole Texas. Texas is more minorities and interracial couples than any state. They also have the most corrupt criminal system in the US. Fuck Texas.
I am however happy they filed on behalf of Trump, best thing they have ever done.
If you want to get fat and live in sweat and filth Texas is the place to be.
Sorry!

The only thing I can agree with from your statement is that libtards need to stay the fuck away.

You can talk all the shit about Texas you want.

But in the event of a civil conflict similar to 1863, I know exactly in which state I want to be.

Dude just said Texas women are not attractive.

So, you already know that guy is full of shit.