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Santa not bringing presents this year...

 
Armchair General
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Santa not bringing presents this year...
Due to Covid-19, Santa will not be delivering presents this year. He cannot reasonably perform in-home delivery and setup of presents without possibly contaminating multiple homes and likely spreading the virus across the globe. Therefore, I (Dr. Fauci) request that you send donations to me through paypal so that I can distribute these funds to buy presents for all of the little kids once everyone in the world has been vaccinated.
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"I served in all commissioned ranks from Second Lieutenant to Major General and during that period, I spent most of my time being a high-class muscle man for big business, for Wall Street and for the Bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism." -Major General Smedley D. Butler, USMC - 1933

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Re: Santa not bringing presents this year...
Faucimask1
For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those who don't believe, no proof is possible. (Stuart Chase)

It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled. (Mark Twain)
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Re: Santa not bringing presents this year...
I wonder if there are any losers out there that actually didn't buy their kids presents because of some bullshit excuse like this.
-Armchair General-

"No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation." -General of the Army Douglas MacArthur

"I served in all commissioned ranks from Second Lieutenant to Major General and during that period, I spent most of my time being a high-class muscle man for big business, for Wall Street and for the Bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism." -Major General Smedley D. Butler, USMC - 1933

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Re: Santa not bringing presents this year...
 Quoting: EllenRipley


That is hilarious!!! I guess Fauci has already vaccinated Santa!

Thank you!
-Armchair General-

"No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation." -General of the Army Douglas MacArthur

"I served in all commissioned ranks from Second Lieutenant to Major General and during that period, I spent most of my time being a high-class muscle man for big business, for Wall Street and for the Bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism." -Major General Smedley D. Butler, USMC - 1933

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12/19/2020 09:17 PM
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Re: Santa not bringing presents this year...
HE Vaccinated
a Fictional Person with
a Real Vaccine for
a Fictional Virus

Can't believe a word Fauci Says.
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12/19/2020 09:20 PM

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Re: Santa not bringing presents this year...
HE Vaccinated
a Fictional Person with
a Real Vaccine for
a Fictional Virus

Can't believe a word Fauci Says.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77051981


cruisewuflu
-Armchair General-

"No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation." -General of the Army Douglas MacArthur

"I served in all commissioned ranks from Second Lieutenant to Major General and during that period, I spent most of my time being a high-class muscle man for big business, for Wall Street and for the Bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism." -Major General Smedley D. Butler, USMC - 1933

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Re: Santa not bringing presents this year...
I wonder if there are any losers out there that actually didn't buy their kids presents because of some bullshit excuse like this.
 Quoting: Armchair General


Yea, the people with no jobs, dick.
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Re: Santa not bringing presents this year...
Want to blame the real people responsible for
NO Presents this year,
Blame the Government and the Media for
Presenting CoVid to the Public all year long.

NO increase in Mortality for Anyone over years past,
but unemployment is a record levels along with
poverty, homelessness and hunger.

Gov Tyranny the gift that keep on giving.
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Re: Santa not bringing presents this year...
Santa ain't even coming to town, he's had enough you ingrates and your high handed bullshit

tounge
Hmmmm...
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Re: Santa not bringing presents this year...
I wonder if there are any losers out there that actually didn't buy their kids presents because of some bullshit excuse like this.
 Quoting: Armchair General


Yea, the people with no jobs, dick.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74873148


I didn't mean it like that, was referring to the people that have the means to buy presents but just aren't because they are using the virus as an excuse.
-Armchair General-

"No man is entitled to the blessings of freedom unless he be vigilant in its preservation." -General of the Army Douglas MacArthur

"I served in all commissioned ranks from Second Lieutenant to Major General and during that period, I spent most of my time being a high-class muscle man for big business, for Wall Street and for the Bankers. In short, I was a racketeer, a gangster for capitalism." -Major General Smedley D. Butler, USMC - 1933

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Re: Santa not bringing presents this year...
CoVid Tyranny brought to you by
Fascist Government / Media in 2020
The Gift that will keep on Giving
Joblessness, Homelessness, Hunger,
Hopelessness and Poverty for Generations.

A Government that Loves it's people to DEATH,
like Stalin and MAO.





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