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Santa Claus beat to a pulp by pack of women

 
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AP NEWS(MI): Santa Claus was handing out gifts in the poorer areas of a Detroit when a group of 11 women attacked and severely beat him.

Santa lrequired hospitalization and is expected to fully recover.

Santa was unaware he had entered the red light district. The attack occurred when Santa began
yelling "Ho, Ho, Ho" near a group of women standing on street corner.

Seven of the woman attackers have been arrested and charged with aggravated assault.

Side note: Police found the women's bras stuffed with fake ballots in their bras, all marked for Biden.
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"Ho, Ho, Ho"
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X-mas as usual I see, . . . carry on.
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I've watched paper mills before.

What type of pulp was he reduced to and did it make for a fine writing material? [link to www.paperpulping.com]
“You see. No shock. No engulfment. No tearing asunder.

What you feared would come like an explosion is like a whisper.

What you thought was the end is the beginning.” – Rod Serling
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I doubt the hos got offended. Ho ho ho is ringing the bell to get to work.

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What kind of a fucktard makes a thread with no link
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Re: Santa Claus beat to a pulp by pack of women
I've watched paper mills before.

What type of pulp was he reduced to and did it make for a fine writing material? [link to www.paperpulping.com]
 Quoting: President-Elect Louis



The pulp was the consistency used to make fake paper election ballots.
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"Ho, Ho, Ho"
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You know... I said that when I went into the corner store this weekend and the three women behind the counter thought I was referring to them personally in a derogatory fashion.
“You see. No shock. No engulfment. No tearing asunder.

What you feared would come like an explosion is like a whisper.

What you thought was the end is the beginning.” – Rod Serling
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I've watched paper mills before.

What type of pulp was he reduced to and did it make for a fine writing material? [link to www.paperpulping.com]
 Quoting: President-Elect Louis



The pulp was the consistency used to make fake paper election ballots.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 50463033


Ahhhh! Therein lies the conspiracy!!!

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“You see. No shock. No engulfment. No tearing asunder.

What you feared would come like an explosion is like a whisper.

What you thought was the end is the beginning.” – Rod Serling
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I doubt the hos got offended. Ho ho ho is ringing the bell to get to work.

blahblah5
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Ah. Did not know that.

Thought it was the pimp who says make me some money biatch.
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Is that real fur?
They've lost their religion, they've lost their parents; their identity lay with the estate.
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Re: Santa Claus beat to a pulp by pack of women
Read same news article.

You did not mention that
the women are demoncrats
Ay.
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WTF LMAO
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This cannot be real, but seems too high production value to be a skit, wtf and lmao.
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What kind of a fucktard makes a thread with no link
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The kind that knows idiots like you would even think a link exists.
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Super pin
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Funny mate
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Re: Santa Claus beat to a pulp by pack of women
When interviewed, the santa was reported saying 'I was just trying to put a little Christmas spirit inside them'
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When interviewed, the santa was reported saying 'I was just trying to put a little Christmas spirit inside them'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79795875


Yes. He offered candy cane and crack cocane before being pummeled
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When interviewed, the santa was reported saying 'I was just trying to put a little Christmas spirit inside them'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79795875


Yes. He offered candy cane and crack cocane before being pummeled
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Lol
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Pin. We need doom break
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Re: Santa Claus beat to a pulp by pack of women
This happen in The Cass Corridor.
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Re: Santa Claus beat to a pulp by pack of women
This happen in The Cass Corridor.
 Quoting: b2daweezy


How did you know?
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When interviewed, the santa was reported saying 'I was just trying to put a little Christmas spirit inside them'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79795875


Yes, but his characterization of semen as 'Christmas Spirit' may have been but one in a long line of grievous errors he has made in his life.
“You see. No shock. No engulfment. No tearing asunder.

What you feared would come like an explosion is like a whisper.

What you thought was the end is the beginning.” – Rod Serling
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When interviewed, the santa was reported saying 'I was just trying to put a little Christmas spirit inside them'
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79795875


Yes, but his characterization of semen as 'Christmas Spirit' may have been but one in a long line of grievous errors he has made in his life.
 Quoting: President-Elect Louis


Da wuh?
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He should have done a John Mcclane from Die Hard. 'Now I have a machine gun. Ho-ho-ho.'

Last Edited by The Laughing Cavalier on 12/23/2020 08:20 AM
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What kind of a fucktard makes a thread with no link
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You are funny weirdo
Learn something new each day,,,,
And love your country!!!
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Link? WTF.

Fake news exposes
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