CONTEST CLOSED 12-26-2020 (sorry) CHRISTMAS Caption Contest is ON! Win 1 of 8 GLP January 2021 Memberships with YOUR CAPTION!

GOOD ONE! Thanks NOLAangel!


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:TrumpzChihua:

The Monkees and Christmas go together like a chihuahua and a toupee!

#2 " I was going for a basic Trump look, but my golden blonde dye grabbed and turned to this auburn color apparently." #3 " Look, I thought I had made myself clear about you closing those dumb things you call patio door blinds while I am left here alone!"

EDITED: 12-25-2020


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"Dr. Fauci MADE me do it."

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"The lady at the Hair Club for Men told me it's completely natural."

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"Look mom, I'm a Sun Spot."

WONDERFUL!

THAT "Dr. Fauci MADE me do it!" caption had me on
the floor! Too funny!




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:Weizersink:

Felix couldn't understand why his attempt at drowning the goldfish was failing.

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Just cleaning up after a little "gardening," Bob. Don't worry, Buster's fine.


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The Ladies' Bridge Club meets 9 a.m. at the Senior Center.


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Green New Deal garbage disposal.

LOL! You can even see the frustration in the face of
that cat. "Why are they STILL swimming around in the
water after I push 'em down?"


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Joe Biden’s grandkids developed a clever decoy to divert Grandpa’s many advances. Joe was none the wiser.






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Last Edited by Nipples McGee on 12/25/2020 09:39 AM

lol!

Love that!

Merry Christmas, Riff-Raff!


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You can ALSO sing the first verse of "WHITE CHRISTMAS"
and scrub really good--that's enough time. (Taught that
by a C.N.A.)

Good one!


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YUP...I feel like that sometimes! lol!

"Dirty...filthy VILE post...I just had to get up
and WASH!"


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Ha ha.

That was adorable! Thanks for the laughs!





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Sometimes, you just have to kill a witness.

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“What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?”

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You do not wanna see the size of the mouse that scared HIM!

too funny!I loved the one about the wife...


"Dave, have a seat. We need to talk about your wife."

Great Job!


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That reminds me! I need to make corn bread for breakfast!!

Be right back!


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PRICELESS!!!^^^^^

#1 - Okay wiseguy, lets see your owl impression.

#2- Do you know how long it took me to dig this up?

#3 Why do you have a miniature kitchen?

#2 you think your tough gringo

And to you as well!

Yeah...definitely a WEENER!

I KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO BE AN AWESOME CONTEST!


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Feline Corona Prevention.

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Lightfoot. I'm a public figure.

PIC #3


This social distancing has gone too far.