Question for PAGANS: What form of Pagans are you; who are your Gods?

Runs different to everyone as it is highly eclectic and many sets.
But In general the seasons are ruled -
Spring - Celtic
Summer - Greek
Autumn - Rome
Winter - Norse

And people tend to place their favorite God/Goddess In each space
Bridgid - Spring
Fortuna - Autumn
Freya - Winter etc

Thing is it is a little more complicated and varying depending on the person.
In general like wicca - do as you please as long as it harms none is totally different to withcraft where they will happily TRY to harm people with sad justifications ... yet people clump them as the same - not remotely similar really.

Wiccan - Witch both use herbs but very different moral grounds.

Really too lenghty to go into and people get the hell push on their own take it on it .. like the born again christians lol

I'm a Christian Pagan.

We follow the Bible and are disciples of Jesus.

Thor = Zeus

Jupiter = Zeus

Zeus = the god the Philistines worshiped and sacrificed too..

...named Baal.

Who are my gods?

Owww, Jason Momoa


Yeah him.

Are you even a real woman or only a transgender trying to convince yourself by larping as one on GLP?

She of a thousand names.
that's how the saying goes, . .but in actuallity, . .
she has as many names as there are people, all people
that ever were or shall be, . .and that still is not
enough to describe her, . .queen of all creation,. .

she want one and all to know her personally, . .
she belongs to no sect, , . science, religion, philosopy
cannot describe her, . .

she is with you right now, . .waiting ever so patiently,
like a loving mother, for her baby to open its eyes
and see, comprehend, feel, and know the miracle and
majesty of hers/ours creation and infinite existance.

rejoice, celebrate, . .the splendor with the wonder of
innocense the truth, beauty, and freedom of absolute, undiluted, uncompromise love.

A lot of people have asked me how I can be a Christian Pagan.

It's really easy as a pagan is simply a rural villager and it's right in my Bible.

Song of Songs 7

11Come, my beloved,
Let us go forth to the wild;
Let us lodge in the pagi.
12Let us get up early to the vineyards;
Let us see if the vine has budded,
Whether the grape blossoms are open,
And the pomegranates are in bloom.
There I will give you my love.

Aussie pagan here.

We follow the great Aussie God of beer.

Our denominational label is

Pissed up testicosticals of latter day hangovers.

I'm all girl honey. I'm just having some fun.

I'm not going into who my gods are on some necro bump.
I do have gods however. Goddesses too.

Opps

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Ahh...an assortment kinda gal.

One that bends...a virbrating one with a tickler..

And no doubt the head god...a huge black double ender.

That's only on Sundays, and you'd have to buy me dinner and lube me up for me to give you details.

Ah , well then. Dare say you're the kind of bad girl I thoroughly enjoy.

On that note shall bid you good night.

I got invited to go to witch Imbolc ritual this year.

It was a bit unexpected as the old crone knows I'm Christian.

But, there I went.

It was quite comical to see their reactions to me as the entire coven knew me to be a Christian and supposed I was an occult virgin. So, naturally they tried to be in top form and very "witchy".

Little did they know that I've studied occultism for nearly 25 years.

But, I just had to play up the stupid so they could impress me with the watchtowers and good ol' Bridget.

I could tell they were proud of themselves for initiating me into the "secret rites" even though it was one of the most vapid, useless things I've ever experienced.

It was like church college night devotional with ghost stories and poorly executed idolitry.

You do know it's not very smart to piss off a real witch. Right?
I'm not Wiccan either. Wiccan are notoriously gay.
Fem guys and butch women make up 70% of the Wiccan community.

I'm a girl. I'd prove it , but I'm not so gauche that Id post my actual boobs on a forum .
Ask around.


And if you had a clue, you'd know no guy would say their God was Jason Momoa. That's strictly a girl thing. Yummy.

Owwww, a gentleman. How novel. I am impressed.
Good night to you.

Yes, I know it's not very smart to piss off a real witch.

Remember that. :-)

I knew it.

Us Aussies just KNOW a quality lady when we see one.

I find all the wiccan ritual an utter snore. Covens are the worst.
All the secrets you cannot know until you're level 853 or some such nonsense. Then there's the super secret secrets!!!

I'm initiated twice and HP level. It's my roots. Started as a teen . I utterly turned my back on it after all my initiations . Just too much drama in the Wiccan community. Where I was anyway .

Norse paganism but hang out with some very old Egyptian and Sumerian gods/goddesses too

I'd be lying if I didn't say I love Australian men.
I'm thinking of moving to Australia. I need a reprieve from this hell here.
I'm just not sure where to settle. East West or South.

West of the range.

Stay away from the cities.

Country life is fucken AWESOME.

So much freedom.

We played Witch Jeopardy during the circle ceremony.

No I'm not kidding.

I also won.

They were shocked and a little bit miffed I could I could tell.

I hit the Daily Double with Goddesses for $500.

What do witches do in their secret rituals?

I know exactly what they do.

Play witch jeopardy.

After the round of witch jeopardy, we closed out the circle to the four watchtowers, and I'm certain the watchtowers were thoroughly bored by that time.

When the acting high priestess was invoking Bridget for a blessing, she set her hair on fire with the candle.

No, I'm not kidding.

I said that perhaps Bridget required nocturnal burnt offerings, to which I got strange and smug glances.

I was thinking country. I'm a city girl. AU pals tell me I'd be bored. They don't know me very well.
I really am done with cities.

I think I can get a work visa easily.
So ummm, where can I find the cute single men then?

Witch... Jeopardy...
What





I'm affiliated with some of the biggest witches in the USA. A few in the UK by association.
Where is this witch jeopardy?
That's hilarious.

Can't say I've ever played.
What was the daily double question?



Again, wiccans... Lol

OK. I updated my sig.
Did it work

I gave my word that I would not reveal this "secret coven of witches".

So, I'll respect that.

However, I'm absolutely serious about playing witch jeopardy during the circle rites.

I was expecting someone to begin speaking in tongues like the oracle at delphi divining for the first melting.

But, no.

Just witch jeopardy and pot luck cooking, with quite a bit of garlic and clove, I might add.

Oh, the daily doyble was, Known also as Rhamnousia.

And Greek classics geek that I am, I buzzed in first and said, Who is Nemesis?

That did it for the win.

Nobody could catch me. I was unstoppable. A living legend that night at witch jeopardy.