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Mrs Lady Pants
User ID: 47492530 United States 02/25/2021 03:52 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Mrs Lady Pants I find all the wiccan ritual an utter snore. Covens are the worst. All the secrets you cannot know until you're level 853 or some such nonsense. Then there's the super secret secrets!!! I'm initiated twice and HP level. It's my roots. Started as a teen . I utterly turned my back on it after all my initiations . Just too much drama in the Wiccan community. Where I was anyway . We played Witch Jeopardy during the circle ceremony. No I'm not kidding. I also won. They were shocked and a little bit miffed I could I could tell. I hit the Daily Double with Goddesses for $500. What do witches do in their secret rituals? I know exactly what they do. Play witch jeopardy. After the round of witch jeopardy, we closed out the circle to the four watchtowers, and I'm certain the watchtowers were thoroughly bored by that time. When the acting high priestess was invoking Bridget for a blessing, she set her hair on fire with the candle. No, I'm not kidding. I said that perhaps Bridget required nocturnal burnt offerings, to which I got strange and smug glances. Witch... Jeopardy... What I'm affiliated with some of the biggest witches in the USA. A few in the UK by association. Where is this witch jeopardy? That's hilarious. Can't say I've ever played. What was the daily double question? Again, wiccans... Lol I gave my word that I would not reveal this "secret coven of witches". So, I'll respect that. However, I'm absolutely serious about playing witch jeopardy during the circle rites. I was expecting someone to begin speaking in tongues like the oracle at delphi divining for the first melting. But, no. Just witch jeopardy and pot luck cooking, with quite a bit of garlic and clove, I might add. Well I meant generalized. Like city state, but it's OK. We always had snacks at our rituals. We called on a lot of hindu deities. Some santeria. So you brought foods that they would like. Not foods you preferred. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80085846 Australia 02/25/2021 03:54 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80085846 I knew it. Us Aussies just KNOW a quality lady when we see one. I'd be lying if I didn't say I love Australian men. I'm thinking of moving to Australia. I need a reprieve from this hell here. I'm just not sure where to settle. East West or South. West of the range. Stay away from the cities. Country life is fucken AWESOME. So much freedom. I was thinking country. I'm a city girl. AU pals tell me I'd be bored. They don't know me very well. I really am done with cities. I think I can get a work visa easily. So ummm, where can I find the cute single men then? Out in the country. No fat slobs..tanned..hard workers and harder players. All very genuine blokes. And they still know how to treat a lady out here. Providing you ARE a lady. They dont like self absorbed glamour pusses oit here. The more "real" you are..the hotter you are. You can be yourself and be accepted. You wont even need make up. Just a slight dash of a soft perfume..brush ya hair and dress casual. Thats HOOOOT. We dont take to city bitches here. They are all.fake. So just be YOU. |
Mrs Lady Pants
User ID: 47492530 United States 02/25/2021 04:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Mrs Lady Pants I'd be lying if I didn't say I love Australian men. I'm thinking of moving to Australia. I need a reprieve from this hell here. I'm just not sure where to settle. East West or South. West of the range. Stay away from the cities. Country life is fucken AWESOME. So much freedom. I was thinking country. I'm a city girl. AU pals tell me I'd be bored. They don't know me very well. I really am done with cities. I think I can get a work visa easily. So ummm, where can I find the cute single men then? Out in the country. No fat slobs..tanned..hard workers and harder players. All very genuine blokes. And they still know how to treat a lady out here. Providing you ARE a lady. They dont like self absorbed glamour pusses oit here. The more "real" you are..the hotter you are. You can be yourself and be accepted. You wont even need make up. Just a slight dash of a soft perfume..brush ya hair and dress casual. Thats HOOOOT. We dont take to city bitches here. They are all.fake. So just be YOU. I like jewelry and perfume. I wear very little make up . I only put on my jewels to go out . Always a hint of perfume. I'm a teeshirt and sneakers girl usually. Mostly because all I do is work. I like to be comfy. And I'm always me. Who else would I be. Granted I'd love to be Heidi Klum, but that one is taken. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79748393 United States 02/25/2021 04:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79748393 We played Witch Jeopardy during the circle ceremony. No I'm not kidding. I also won. They were shocked and a little bit miffed I could I could tell. I hit the Daily Double with Goddesses for $500. What do witches do in their secret rituals? I know exactly what they do. Play witch jeopardy. After the round of witch jeopardy, we closed out the circle to the four watchtowers, and I'm certain the watchtowers were thoroughly bored by that time. When the acting high priestess was invoking Bridget for a blessing, she set her hair on fire with the candle. No, I'm not kidding. I said that perhaps Bridget required nocturnal burnt offerings, to which I got strange and smug glances. Witch... Jeopardy... What I'm affiliated with some of the biggest witches in the USA. A few in the UK by association. Where is this witch jeopardy? That's hilarious. Can't say I've ever played. What was the daily double question? Again, wiccans... Lol I gave my word that I would not reveal this "secret coven of witches". So, I'll respect that. However, I'm absolutely serious about playing witch jeopardy during the circle rites. I was expecting someone to begin speaking in tongues like the oracle at delphi divining for the first melting. But, no. Just witch jeopardy and pot luck cooking, with quite a bit of garlic and clove, I might add. Well I meant generalized. Like city state, but it's OK. We always had snacks at our rituals. We called on a lot of hindu deities. Some santeria. So you brought foods that they would like. Not foods you preferred. Yeah, you know I was kind of hoping Bridget actually would show up in her fiery self because it probably would have been more interesting than her rites. The highlight of the evening was when the priestess set her hair on fire. That bordered on the magical, as I could tell the priestess was rather fond of her hair. |
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Mrs Lady Pants
User ID: 47492530 United States 02/25/2021 04:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Mrs Lady Pants Witch... Jeopardy... What I'm affiliated with some of the biggest witches in the USA. A few in the UK by association. Where is this witch jeopardy? That's hilarious. Can't say I've ever played. What was the daily double question? Again, wiccans... Lol I gave my word that I would not reveal this "secret coven of witches". So, I'll respect that. However, I'm absolutely serious about playing witch jeopardy during the circle rites. I was expecting someone to begin speaking in tongues like the oracle at delphi divining for the first melting. But, no. Just witch jeopardy and pot luck cooking, with quite a bit of garlic and clove, I might add. Well I meant generalized. Like city state, but it's OK. We always had snacks at our rituals. We called on a lot of hindu deities. Some santeria. So you brought foods that they would like. Not foods you preferred. Yeah, you know I was kind of hoping Bridget actually would show up in her fiery self because it probably would have been more interesting than her rites. The highlight of the evening was when the priestess set her hair on fire. That bordered on the magical, as I could tell the priestess was rather fond of her hair. What?!?! Who the hell are these witches????!!! She set it on fire on purpose? I've seen my HP do some funky stuff in my time, but never that... And I'm more a hecate kinda witch. Bridget not so much. I've seen Kali Ma, Lilith, and Chango descend in my time. They're pretty impressive. Last Edited by Mrs Lady Pants on 02/25/2021 04:07 AM |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80085846 Australia 02/25/2021 04:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80085846 West of the range. Stay away from the cities. Country life is fucken AWESOME. So much freedom. I was thinking country. I'm a city girl. AU pals tell me I'd be bored. They don't know me very well. I really am done with cities. I think I can get a work visa easily. So ummm, where can I find the cute single men then? Out in the country. No fat slobs..tanned..hard workers and harder players. All very genuine blokes. And they still know how to treat a lady out here. Providing you ARE a lady. They dont like self absorbed glamour pusses oit here. The more "real" you are..the hotter you are. You can be yourself and be accepted. You wont even need make up. Just a slight dash of a soft perfume..brush ya hair and dress casual. Thats HOOOOT. We dont take to city bitches here. They are all.fake. So just be YOU. :daydream: I like jewelry and perfume. I wear very little make up . I only put on my jewels to go out . Always a hint of perfume. I'm a teeshirt and sneakers girl usually. Mostly because all I do is work. I like to be comfy. And I'm always me. Who else would I be. Granted I'd love to be Heidi Klum, but that one is taken. Yep. You would fit in. So long as you are not a lib. We hate them here. None of them in the country |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79748393 United States 02/25/2021 04:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79748393 I gave my word that I would not reveal this "secret coven of witches". So, I'll respect that. However, I'm absolutely serious about playing witch jeopardy during the circle rites. I was expecting someone to begin speaking in tongues like the oracle at delphi divining for the first melting. But, no. Just witch jeopardy and pot luck cooking, with quite a bit of garlic and clove, I might add. Well I meant generalized. Like city state, but it's OK. We always had snacks at our rituals. We called on a lot of hindu deities. Some santeria. So you brought foods that they would like. Not foods you preferred. Yeah, you know I was kind of hoping Bridget actually would show up in her fiery self because it probably would have been more interesting than her rites. The highlight of the evening was when the priestess set her hair on fire. That bordered on the magical, as I could tell the priestess was rather fond of her hair. What?!?! Who the hell are these witches????!!! She set it on fire on purpose? I've seen my HP do some funky stuff in my time, but never that... And I'm more a hecate kinda witch. Bridget not so much. I've seen Kali Ma, Lilith, and Chango descend in my time. They're pretty impressive. No, it was an accident. She was waxing quite witchly with her eyes closed and the Bridget candle got too close to her locks on the side when she jibbering off some invocation. Well, one thing led to another and I saw that her hair had caught on fire as I was the one in the group without my eyes open and I said, Hey, um, you know your hair is on fire? Then immediately she started swatting at her hair and someone helped pat out the flames, but like a quarter of her hair was gone. I'll have to check on her when I get back to town and see if the beauty salon got that fixed. |
Mrs Lady Pants
User ID: 47492530 United States 02/25/2021 04:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I have to sleep I think. I'm weary. I'm going to be honest. Since this is the honesty thread. This lock down stuff has finally gotten to me. I had 4 jobs . Really. 4 jobs. I worked at least 6 days a week. Two died out with the first lockdown last year. So I had 2 jobs left , that covered 5 days a week. I was laid off by my main money maker just before Dec last year. There are no jobs in my field. I apply and apply. Nothing. I need to be active. I'm bordering on clinical depression I think. I just sit with bad thoughts. And I'm missing someone I lost. A lot. I have missed him , since I lost him really. I just couldn't keep beating a dead horse. So... He's gone forever, which is heartbreaking for me. But thanks for the talks guys. It was great. Good night all around. Until tomorrow. |
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Mrs Lady Pants
User ID: 47492530 United States 02/25/2021 04:21 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Mrs Lady Pants I was thinking country. I'm a city girl. AU pals tell me I'd be bored. They don't know me very well. I really am done with cities. I think I can get a work visa easily. So ummm, where can I find the cute single men then? Out in the country. No fat slobs..tanned..hard workers and harder players. All very genuine blokes. And they still know how to treat a lady out here. Providing you ARE a lady. They dont like self absorbed glamour pusses oit here. The more "real" you are..the hotter you are. You can be yourself and be accepted. You wont even need make up. Just a slight dash of a soft perfume..brush ya hair and dress casual. Thats HOOOOT. We dont take to city bitches here. They are all.fake. So just be YOU. I like jewelry and perfume. I wear very little make up . I only put on my jewels to go out . Always a hint of perfume. I'm a teeshirt and sneakers girl usually. Mostly because all I do is work. I like to be comfy. And I'm always me. Who else would I be. Granted I'd love to be Heidi Klum, but that one is taken. Yep. You would fit in. So long as you are not a lib. We hate them here. None of them in the country Theres nothing liberal about me except how much ketchup I put on my fries. |
Mrs Lady Pants
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Mrs Lady Pants
User ID: 47492530 United States 02/25/2021 04:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Mrs Lady Pants Well I meant generalized. Like city state, but it's OK. We always had snacks at our rituals. We called on a lot of hindu deities. Some santeria. So you brought foods that they would like. Not foods you preferred. Yeah, you know I was kind of hoping Bridget actually would show up in her fiery self because it probably would have been more interesting than her rites. The highlight of the evening was when the priestess set her hair on fire. That bordered on the magical, as I could tell the priestess was rather fond of her hair. What?!?! Who the hell are these witches????!!! She set it on fire on purpose? I've seen my HP do some funky stuff in my time, but never that... And I'm more a hecate kinda witch. Bridget not so much. I've seen Kali Ma, Lilith, and Chango descend in my time. They're pretty impressive. No, it was an accident. She was waxing quite witchly with her eyes closed and the Bridget candle got too close to her locks on the side when she jibbering off some invocation. Well, one thing led to another and I saw that her hair had caught on fire as I was the one in the group without my eyes open and I said, Hey, um, you know your hair is on fire? Then immediately she started swatting at her hair and someone helped pat out the flames, but like a quarter of her hair was gone. I'll have to check on her when I get back to town and see if the beauty salon got that fixed. Wow. A Rookie HP. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 80085846 Australia 02/25/2021 04:24 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Anonymous Coward 80085846 Out in the country. No fat slobs..tanned..hard workers and harder players. All very genuine blokes. And they still know how to treat a lady out here. Providing you ARE a lady. They dont like self absorbed glamour pusses oit here. The more "real" you are..the hotter you are. You can be yourself and be accepted. You wont even need make up. Just a slight dash of a soft perfume..brush ya hair and dress casual. Thats HOOOOT. We dont take to city bitches here. They are all.fake. So just be YOU. :daydream: I like jewelry and perfume. I wear very little make up . I only put on my jewels to go out . Always a hint of perfume. I'm a teeshirt and sneakers girl usually. Mostly because all I do is work. I like to be comfy. And I'm always me. Who else would I be. Granted I'd love to be Heidi Klum, but that one is taken. Yep. You would fit in. So long as you are not a lib. We hate them here. None of them in the country Theres nothing liberal about me except how much ketchup I put on my fries. Ahh..a REAL WOMAN. Here they are called chips. And ketchup is called tomato sauce. But the results are the same. Or chips n gravy. Cooked in natural lard. Best soaked in beer for 20 mins before cooking. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 79748393 United States 02/25/2021 04:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wanted to say, Never again, the burning times, but I didn't think that would be appropriate at the moment. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79748393 That's coming for Republicans in the USA. Very soon. I kind of felt sorry for the poor witch. I mean she was trying. I'm not sure they have a lot of liturgy training in that little group. I might have to attend more merry meets just to make sure it's not a neighborhood fire hazard. There needs to be a responsible adult on watch because the watchtowers were asleep. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78997735 United States 02/25/2021 07:28 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | I wanted to say, Never again, the burning times, but I didn't think that would be appropriate at the moment. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79748393 That's coming for Republicans in the USA. Very soon. Well they are at least guilty of their crimes unlike the innocents during the burning times. Karma is a bitch... |
Mrs Lady Pants
User ID: 46699982 United States 02/26/2021 10:24 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | ... Quoting: Mrs Lady Pants I like jewelry and perfume. I wear very little make up . I only put on my jewels to go out . Always a hint of perfume. I'm a teeshirt and sneakers girl usually. Mostly because all I do is work. I like to be comfy. And I'm always me. Who else would I be. Granted I'd love to be Heidi Klum, but that one is taken. Yep. You would fit in. So long as you are not a lib. We hate them here. None of them in the country Theres nothing liberal about me except how much ketchup I put on my fries. Ahh..a REAL WOMAN. Here they are called chips. And ketchup is called tomato sauce. But the results are the same. Or chips n gravy. Cooked in natural lard. Best soaked in beer for 20 mins before cooking. I asked this question specifically to an Aussie friend. He told me they are sometimes called fries there. Depends upon the shape. I do like ketchup... Sauce.. I like it on fries, scrambled eggs, and hangurgers. Never of hotdogs. |