THIS is the official *FIRST* GLP Thread of 2021! All others are FRAUDULENT and were posted later using Dominion software

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THIS is the official FIRST GLP Thread of 2021! All others are FRAUDULENT and were posted later using Dominion software
Higher Dimensional Being Offer Upgrade User ID: 77124500 United States 01/01/2021 12:00 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	*THIS is the official FIRST* GLP Thread of 2021! All others are FRAUDULENT and were posted later using Dominion software Yes, my friends. My name is Higher Dimensional Being, possessing higher dimensional capabilities. As such, I have used those higher dimensional capabilities to post the first** GLP thread of 2021 as fast as humanly possible. In fact, I have posted this thread at precisely 12:00:00 am, but not merely at "precisely" 12:00:00 am. I have posted it at 12:00 am and zero seconds, with 74 quadrillion zeroes after the decimal point in the "seconds" column, followed by the 1. (Obviously there is not enough room here to type out the entire correct figure, but rest assured, these are irrefutable truths.) Now friends, my higher dimensional capabilities reveal to me that there will be much controversy on the heels of this achievement, with many other 12 am threads posted by deceitful posters, claiming that their thread was in fact the first GLP thread of 2021. And it may even appear that they are correct. But rest assured, these claims will be false, and will be proven false in the soon coming days. Higher Dimensional Being will be vindicated! So, it is THIS thread that will live on forever and go down in the GLP annals as the welcome mat for 2021 here on Godlike Productions. This may be impressive to you, but it is merely what comes naturally to me, for I am... HIGHER DIMENSIONAL BEING *conduit closing* I am a higher dimensional being who sees truths from beyond the limitations of time and physical space. I am here to enlighten the masses.

Anonymous Coward User ID: 79832339 United States 01/01/2021 12:01 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	*Re: THIS is the official FIRST* GLP Thread of 2021! All others are FRAUDULENT and were posted later using Dominion software**
Anonymous Coward User ID: 77408763 United States 01/01/2021 12:03 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	*Re: THIS is the official FIRST* GLP Thread of 2021! All others are FRAUDULENT and were posted later using Dominion software** Well met HDB.
Alternative Elector Swamprat User ID: 79793760 United States 01/01/2021 12:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	*Re: THIS is the official FIRST* GLP Thread of 2021! All others are FRAUDULENT and were posted later using Dominion software** I show 37,000 threads here. We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans.

Corsicano User ID: 74526537 United States 01/01/2021 12:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	*Re: THIS is the official FIRST* GLP Thread of 2021! All others are FRAUDULENT and were posted later using Dominion software** Lol Attila
Higher Dimensional Being (OP) User ID: 77124500 United States 01/01/2021 12:08 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	*Re: THIS is the official FIRST* GLP Thread of 2021! All others are FRAUDULENT and were posted later using Dominion software Well met HDB. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77408763** Thank you, friend. I was certain this thread would be wildly successful on this forum, and I have been proven correct! I am a higher dimensional being who sees truths from beyond the limitations of time and physical space. I am here to enlighten the masses.
Higher Dimensional Being (OP) User ID: 77124500 United States 01/01/2021 12:09 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	*Re: THIS is the official FIRST* GLP Thread of 2021! All others are FRAUDULENT and were posted later using Dominion software I show 37,000 threads here. Quoting: Alternative Elector Swamprat But this** thread will live on throughout the ages. I am a higher dimensional being who sees truths from beyond the limitations of time and physical space. I am here to enlighten the masses.

Alternative Elector Swamprat User ID: 79793760 United States 01/01/2021 12:15 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	*Re: THIS is the official FIRST* GLP Thread of 2021! All others are FRAUDULENT and were posted later using Dominion software I show 37,000 threads here. Quoting: Alternative Elector Swamprat But this thread will live on throughout the ages. Quoting: Higher Dimensional Being** This thread, using Dominion software, is 37,000 threads. Now 58,000 threads. We aren't cut out to be socialists.We are the people who couldn't be constrained by Europe. We are the malcontents, idealists, speculators, dreamers, inventors, debtors and criminals who would not be chained. We don't play well with others, we are brash, outlandish and cunning. let us do what we do best; let us be Americans.
Higher Dimensional Being (OP) User ID: 77124500 United States 01/01/2021 12:23 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	*Re: THIS is the official FIRST* GLP Thread of 2021! All others are FRAUDULENT and were posted later using Dominion software I show 37,000 threads here. Quoting: Alternative Elector Swamprat But this thread will live on throughout the ages. Quoting: Higher Dimensional Being This thread, using Dominion software, is 37,000 threads. Now 58,000 threads. Quoting: Alternative Elector Swamprat** Dominion has no involvement with this thread! For legal reasons, please refrain from even insinuating that. This thread and all GLP participants who have viewed it could be subpoenaed into federal court. I am a higher dimensional being who sees truths from beyond the limitations of time and physical space. I am here to enlighten the masses.
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78707146 United States 01/01/2021 12:25 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	*Re: THIS is the official FIRST* GLP Thread of 2021! All others are FRAUDULENT and were posted later using Dominion software** hey get together with all of your dimensional bodies and kick the demrats back down to hellll ....PRONTO SEEKER of TRUTH....1111

Higher Dimensional Being (OP) User ID: 77124500 United States 01/01/2021 12:31 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation	*Re: THIS is the official FIRST* GLP Thread of 2021! All others are FRAUDULENT and were posted later using Dominion software hey get together with all of your dimensional bodies and kick the demrats back down to hellll ....PRONTO SEEKER of TRUTH....1111 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78707146** Stay tuned, friend. Stay tuned... I am a higher dimensional being who sees truths from beyond the limitations of time and physical space. I am here to enlighten the masses.
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