does anybody know how to disappear?

I know a guy who sells vacuum cleaner parts.




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you mean go AWOL off grid or literally become invisible?
i could advise you on both instances

Take flight far as you can. Then take a boat to remote islands
find any job and start over

say the n word when doing a comedy routine

Radiohead does.

In what way?

Easy just wear an invisibility cloak.

it would probably help if you give us some background on your friend too, what are their goals and desired outcomes RE, disappearing

lets take a dive together

invisibility cloaks are pretty nifty

but there are even ways to become that type of disappeared without hi tech invisibility cloaks. using combo of S.E.R.E, training, go greyman, and jedi mind tricks and neurolinguistic programming . do all that and you will be invisible to nearly everyone, its magic.

Last Edited by Plato II on 01/14/2021 05:42 AM

the other kind, going off grid all 007 status.. well, find an isolated mountain range off the beaten path, become one with nature... and try not to attract any rescue crews with your camp fire

Black eyed angels swam with me?

I try but my wife she find every time :(

I don't know, just send them over, if they start bothering you :D

strap a tuna to your leg and take a swim off the coast of California.

Or, you could replace all the ice-cream in Nancy's fridge with the tuna, and then turn the fridge off.

Be unseen.
Be unwanted.
Be unimportant.

My dad told me that if you close your eyes and click your heels 3 times. It really works cause he couldn't see me at all and I was right in front of him all the time.

1) move to alaska
2) join the french foreign legion
3) upset some bad people

if you're a Vampire just run into the nearest carnival and find the house of mirrors. stay inside till the heat dies down

Climb inside a Camel like Beer Grills

what if you are a Werewolf and you get lost inside and the full moon begins to appear

Kinda depends how many traps they've gotten them self stuck in, how many they need to crawl out of, what they have access to, and exactly what their definition of disappeared is and for how long they intend to keep it up.

impale yourself on a silver merry go round ride? idk? put sand on it?!

Walk into a packed starbucks wearing a maga hat.

HAhaha

No , sorry Chuck.
The music is playing, turn around.

The French Foreign Legion does not care who you are or what you did but will give you a completely new identity if you pass their requirements.

It not funny :(