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Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?

 
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Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
You know, maybe something starting with:

Lin Wood, Sidney Powell and Donald Trump walk into a bar...
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Lin Wood has jokes but he's only threatening to share them
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
I follow a Chinese version of Lin Wood named Win Lood!
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
That liar won't be able to show his face in public ever again without angry Americans demanding answers. (not joking)
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Lin Wood andbSidney Powell walk into a bar and order scotch and sodas Jeff Epstein is tending bar.

Epstein says "we've got a special on calamari tonight, would you like some?"

Lin Wood says "I'll tell you in two weeks"

Sidney Powell logs into GLP and posts "BOMBSHELL!! I have the kraken pedo evidence! Will reveal soon!"
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01/15/2021 01:32 AM
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Q: How long does it take Lin Wood to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two weeks. Sooner if Roberts resigns by midnight tomorrow.
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Q: How long does it take Lin Wood to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two weeks. Sooner if Roberts resigns by midnight tomorrow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78214188


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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Q: How many bombshells does it take to bring down the Bidens?

A: Lin Wood knows but the answer is digitally encrypted and only he, Sidney Powell and Donald Trump have the decryption keys.
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
LOL...keep 'em coming!
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Lin Wood walks into a bar...

His cellmate says "Owe, that must have hurt!"

Just made that up.

Bada Boom!

Last Edited by Endoplasmic on 01/16/2021 01:06 AM
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Lin Wood walks into a bar...

His cellmate says "Owe, that must have hurt!"

Just made that up.

Bada Boom!
 Quoting: Endoplasmic


Drum roll, please!

LOL...keep 'em coming.

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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Q: How long does it take Lin Wood to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two weeks. Sooner if Roberts resigns by midnight tomorrow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78214188


OK, so how many Lin Woods does it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Post your suggestion here:
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Lin Wood and Mike Pence walk into a bar...

Thread: BREAKING - Pence And Lin Wood Caught On Camera In Pub Brawl!!! (video)
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
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lol
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Is that all?

Surely there are some comedians here on GLP.
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Lin Wood andbSidney Powell walk into a bar and order scotch and sodas Jeff Epstein is tending bar.

Epstein says "we've got a special on calamari tonight, would you like some?"

Lin Wood says "I'll tell you in two weeks"

Sidney Powell logs into GLP and posts "BOMBSHELL!! I have the kraken pedo evidence! Will reveal soon!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78190925


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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
GO ASK LIN HES WOODING YER WHORE MOM


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lmao
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Lin Wood walks into a bar...

His cellmate says "Owe, that must have hurt!"

Just made that up.

Bada Boom!
 Quoting: Endoplasmic


cruise
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Wheres hall,in space ohw eh cool where do we go
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
i....ploink....d:
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
bump
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Lin Wood and Sidney Powell walk into a bar and order scotch and sodas.

Jeff Epstein is tending bar.

Epstein says "we've got a special on calamari tonight, would you like some?"

Lin Wood says "I'll tell you in two weeks"

Sidney Powell logs into GLP and posts "BOMBSHELL!! I have the kraken pedo evidence! Will reveal soon!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78190925


Bada Boom!

That's the best one so far...keep 'em coming!

dance
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Q: How long does it take Lin Wood to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two weeks. Sooner if Roberts resigns by midnight tomorrow.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78214188


lmao
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
I follow a Chinese version of Lin Wood named Win Lood!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78261443


That is pretty funny!!



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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Lin Wood and Sidney Powell walk into a bar and order scotch and sodas.

Jeff Epstein is tending bar.

Epstein says "we've got a special on calamari tonight, would you like some?"

Lin Wood says "I'll tell you in two weeks"

Sidney Powell logs into GLP and posts "BOMBSHELL!! I have the kraken pedo evidence! Will reveal soon!"
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 78190925


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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Lin Wood jokes write themselves.

Thread: Lin Wood and Sidney Powell Press Conference to be held tomorrow, "The world will see the truth, mother of all bombshells"
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
GO ASK LIN HES WOODING YER WHORE MOM


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HO LEE TARDD
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bump
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Thread: JUST IN: Lin Wood clearance sale starts at midnight tonight. HUGE DISCOUNTS! EVERYTHING MUST GO!
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
Here’s a new one:

Thread: Patriot Lin Wood is on a TEAR - Back to the subject matter of exposing Communists,

laugh
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Re: Slow news night. Anybody got any new Lin Wood jokes?
This one is pretty funny. Straight from the wingnut himself!

Thread: BREAKING: Lin Wood completely wigs out and says that Target and Walmart are producing food with "fetal tissue parts TO KILL YOU!"





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