BREAKING: Emergency at the U.S. Capitol

Is that
Like the broken pipe in the Georgia ballot dump?

Yea.... They're pulling out.

Shit. Sorry for the false start. I thought we might have had a jump on
something good going down.



Last Edited by Gelatinous Mass on 01/16/2021 03:07 AM

15 5 star ratings in 30 minutes.

Retards.

There's no way the Capitol being surrounded by 30,000 armed troops and a faulty furnace at 2AM is just a coincidence.

Hope someone is vetting those firemen.

yeah when my boiler overheats and explodes i just kick back and have some crisps while my house burns up

Evacuation
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Lots of response
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Nice work OP

Don't worry guys, they were burning the Constitution and Bill of Rights, the fire got a little out of hand. Things are fine now.

Yeah that and fat Jerry Nadler got wind of something cooking and tripped running down the stairs

FFS.. the cowardly paranoid Democrats have everyone so worked up now that if someone farts it is a national emergency!

That would be at the National Archives.

Wrong building.

Capitol basement Spirit-Cooking session gone wrong, I see.

woah!!!!!

or summoning a demon?

Horn boy from the rotunda causing a disturbance in the continuum?

They like to call up that which they can't put down.

my thoughts exactly!

Surprised this super over exaggerated thread isn’t pinned along with the other overly under important bullshit threads.

No shit !

One wonders what secret docs went out the side door while everyone was running around.

Nancy must have caught wind of the President's Plan, and needed a diversion to escape.

He may have inadvertently stumbled into Nancy Pelosi taking a duece. That was what sent him over the edge.

Droppin a boneless brown baby in her chambers set off an alarm.

dropping off the obama kids at the reflection pool

False flag, blame it on Trump and go for a third impeachment,might as well triple down.

https://twitter.com/_/status/1350356015095676928

At least one police bomb squad vehicle responded.

https://twitter.com/_/status/1350355209197920256

Might be a response to an automobile within the secure perimeter (how could that even happen?). Suspect would not leave vehicle right away. This person is reporting suspect eventually left the vehicle and vehicle has been or will be searched.