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Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!

 
The_Meridian
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Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
1. Covid is much more dangerous after dusk

2. My Droplets contain dangerous amounts of Covid, but to find Covid you must deep dive into my brain cavity.

3. Casinos are immune to COVID

4. The doorways to Kroger on the LEFT spread Covid, but not the doorways on the right.

5. BJ's fresh-baked cookies contain SHIT TONS OF COVID therefore they cannot sell them. Sometimes.

6. COVID is terrified of riots, so don't worry about it if you're rioting.

7. If you have COVID you can go to the Hospital. However, if you do NOT have COVID, you cannot go to the Hosptial because you might give them COVID.

Just some of the things I've learned. I know there's more, help me refresh my memory? Thanks!

I want to stay informed.
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The light within me always draws me back to make the dark decision to leave the false counterfeit light. -New Heart
The_Meridian  (OP)
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
Nobody learned anything?
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The light within me always draws me back to make the dark decision to leave the false counterfeit light. -New Heart
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
Most if the people I know aren't afraid of the flu until they get a cold. Then they freakout for a couple days and finally they aren't afraid of the flu again, until they get a cold. Then they freakout for a couple of days and then they aren't afraid again. Repeat.
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
covid jumps off people entering airplanes
and rides on the wings till the plane is over
a church then it bails infecting the parishioners.
The_Meridian  (OP)
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
covid jumps off people entering airplanes
and rides on the wings till the plane is over
a church then it bails infecting the parishioners.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 2226485


Such an amazing Virus!
(B)ullshit™ always needs an amplified bullhorn demanding kneeling subservience - or else.- SyncAsFunk

The light within me always draws me back to make the dark decision to leave the false counterfeit light. -New Heart
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
5*
boo radley

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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
Covid was an employment godsend for fat bastards with a clipboard, to sit at the entrance and note each arrival. Our local fat bastard has nearly doubled in size, during this scamdemic.
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5*
 Quoting: shut the fuck up


:this:
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
Iv'e learned that my narcissist mother who doesn't give a sh*t about ANY of her kids all of a sudden CARES that we are not talking. You know, because it would be sad if one of us died while COVID happend... as if it's different than any other day.

ANYTHING to get us back in her circle of attention for her...

Mom... let's just say if one of us died... We'd be in a different demension, and the possibility of a reality without you infecting us is something we wish for on the regular.
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
the median age for covid death is higher than the median age of death in the US. therefore, covid prolongs life. LOL i don't have a link for that it's just something i read here on GLP that seems true.
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
A mask on the chin of a big bushy beard is not scary. No mask; run away!
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
Pathogens kill even each other

Covid killed the flu
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
Men especially tough guy types all fall in line and do what their told. When daddy government speaks they lick boots.
boo radley

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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
Children cannot spread covid, therefore they are not required to wear a mask.
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
Men especially tough guy types all fall in line and do what their told. When daddy government speaks they lick boots.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77269212


And they hate to see non mask people.
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
There is a magical force field around restaurants that protect then from Covid. But not at grocery stores or anywhere else.
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
Men especially tough guy types all fall in line and do what their told. When daddy government speaks they lick boots.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77269212


And they hate to see non mask people.
 Quoting: boo radley


yep, it's humiliating for those kind of men, and because those kind of men can't own the humiliation, those kind of men are fast to try to pass on the humiliation to the non mask people.
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
I've learned:
How easily the herd can be manipulated.
The average citizen is afraid of freedom and prefers to be treated like a pet.
What the result of 60 yrs of state directed schooling is.
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
Stfu op.

Your not important and no likes you
The_Meridian  (OP)
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
Stfu op.

Your not important and no likes you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79954513


that's not a qualification to post here.
(B)ullshit™ always needs an amplified bullhorn demanding kneeling subservience - or else.- SyncAsFunk

The light within me always draws me back to make the dark decision to leave the false counterfeit light. -New Heart
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Stfu op.

Your not important and no likes you
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79954513


How many bananas am I holding up BOT?
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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
How retarded things have gotten and that I will not participate with these dark workings of evil.
Criminals, liars, murderers, theives behind this now want me to inject myself with their gene therapy? Because IT IS NOT a vaccine. And this is medical tyrrany.
boo radley

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Re: Things I've learned from COVID times...let's hear yours!
Covid has done one hell of a job to illustrate how irresponsible, willfully ignorant, dependent, and easily brain washed, 95 percent of the public is. Even when given sound advice with references, and link to follow for more research, the dumbasses can't muster an effort to take care of themselves unless their favorite media source tells them it's okay.





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