Dear World,

Hey world, I'll live my life, my way! Uh-huh!

Big D and My Sloane!

Tell em!

KISS MY ASS!

I did it my way.

Thank you sir, may I have another?

But everything's fine right?

Absolutely, except an asshole with the initials "JB" will be sworn in as POTUS tomorrow.

I'm good Sloane...I'm just going to sale pumps until the commies come for me.

I've weathered worse.

But the rest of the world really needs to kiss my ass.

PEP!

And Shampagna...

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Fuck them and the horse they rode in on.



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pass the popcorn!

Deez nuts!

DIS^^^^^^!!!!!!!

I remember at school two arch-enemy morans had been arm-wrestling all lunch break in a classroom, I went and got my lunch and it was still going on an hour later whn I came back... so much sexual tension going on... I was bored of it, and just pushed their clasped hands over and went and got a drink.

-cough-

minefield

Looks like a couple of people are in agreement.