BREAKING! Gina Haspel killed in gunfight! Oops I mean she's resigning. Oops I mean...

Honestly, friends, I don't know what to think anymore. All I know is GLP is a mixed bag - half gold, half steaming turds. Thus far I haven't learned how to sift one from the other.

Haspel was killed only a month or two ago. Gunfight in Germany over some servers that never materialized or mattered to the outcome of the election. Now the same woman - an apparition, I must assume - is resigning her CIA post.

My goodness, but this shows some dedication. Were I to be killed in a gunfight, I wouldn't be telling to hold up while I go back and tie up all loose ends with my job. That is some dedication, I must say.