This is virtually EPIC and HISTORIC to me. I WOULDN'T MISS IT FOR ALL OF THE VIRTUAL TEA IN CHINA!
I finally get to watch the real-life birth of 1984! It all starts here, virtually tomorrow! Fuck, I have even scheduled recording whatever portion is edited and deemed fit for public consumption. Who knows what's gonna happen.
Max Fucking Headroom might pinch hit for Good Ol' Jo Bai Din! That dude Lad o Gaggin or whatever might virtually gobble Hunter right there in front of everyone while he does rails off the crusty, wrinkled cunt of Kamala!
FUCK
We might even finally have virtual visual proof of adrenochrome abuse by our betters! FUCK THAT! These shitbirds might even go so far as offering up a certain dumb animal as sacrifice to their Dark, Bitter GOD, RIGHT THERE VIRTUALLY ON MUH SMART TV!!! I mean, who the fuck is gonna stop them? (WINK WINK)
This is gonna be crazier than a virtual TROUPE of shithouse rats doing the Dub-step! La La Palooza wrapped up in Woodstock left to marinate in a bag of shrooms and Peyote soaked in acid left out in the DESERT SUN will have NOTHING ON THIS!
This is virtually an historic shitshow! I WILL NOT MISS IT!
Plus I am prepared with a 13 gallon NON-VIRTUAL puke bucket (lined of course) and uhm, "several" bottles of Buffalo Trace.
yeh I been dippin already, as if THAT wasn't obious...
ANYWAY COMMIES
BRING IT
I AM ALL PREPPED TO ENJOY THE APPROVED DOG AND PONY SHOW!
I am a meat popsicle.
And the Devil's Uncle.
*Mostly* Harmless.
United States
