New to the site.

Hello Andy, you have now been added to the red list.

What's going on Andy...

Theres no escaping now andy. Welcome to eternity.

well, I had to look up "pished"

are you Scottish, my lad? google says you are

unless you're culturally appropriating (strictly forbidden at GLP!)

Best to reread this when your no pished min.
You'll think to yourself "cool story bro"

bro? more assumptions

FTR, I'm drinking rum & Dr. Pepper

Here...you'll need this

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Make sure you have on your mask and gloves, it's the law.

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Last Edited by DMJ on 01/23/2021 10:04 PM

now, you do realize not EVERYONE on GLP is a naked American man?

granted, most are

but there are HONEST TO GOD women here too

we may be ancient, gimpy & complete shut-ins, but we ARE HERE

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the GLP is. You have to see it for yourself

Don't freak out, but they will ban your IP real soon. It's normal and part of the fun.

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This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill – the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes

This ^

Its not a website. Its a private club and secret society of the world elite blood line.

The people on GLP are God like human productions with unfathomable skills in world domination.

Ban him...

you actually got away with posting that?

for the record,resistence is futile.

can we get a PINE please??

Let me be the first...piss off