I've Got $10,000 and a TDAmeritrade account. How do I profit from this stock happening??

Honestly OP, if you don’t know what your doing, put that money in an S&P index fund. If you want to take play around with some of it, take $1,000 of it and open a robinhood account. Ameritrade halted trading for these stocks because they’re filthy commies.

So take that $1,000 if you want to be a part of history, and buy GME and hold. The hedge funds are playing games and trying to make it look like the stock is dropping. Be prepared, it might drop tomorrow and/or Friday. Don’t panic. The hedge funds are getting short squeezed. In plain English, they’re fucked and in a few days they’re going to owe billions of billions of dollars, and several will go bankrupt. This could take a week or two. Buy and hold, on principle to fuck over the hedge funds. If you make a bunch of money, great. If you lose $500, you were still a part of history.

This shit will be in economics textbooks for years to come. Melvin Capital, we’re coming for you. You’re soooo fucked

I am a single mom, I have almost nothing, but how can I help make them pay? I'll spend my last penny to see this go down...

Many falling after hours already.

you're retarded. feed your kids and stop spreading your legs.

Honestly OP, if you don’t know what your doing, put that money in an S&P index fund. If you want to take play around with some of it, take $1,000 of it and open a robinhood account. Ameritrade halted trading for these stocks because they’re filthy commies.

So take that $1,000 if you want to be a part of history, and buy GME and hold. The hedge funds are playing games and trying to make it look like the stock is dropping. Be prepared, it might drop tomorrow and/or Friday. Don’t panic. The hedge funds are getting short squeezed. In plain English, they’re fucked and in a few days they’re going to owe billions of billions of dollars, and several will go bankrupt. This could take a week or two. Buy and hold, on principle to fuck over the hedge funds. If you make a bunch of money, great. If you lose $500, you were still a part of history.

This shit will be in economics textbooks for years to come. Melvin Capital, we’re coming for you. You’re soooo fucked

Damn...it's sounding like I need a Robinhood account to even participate. If that's anything like TD was, it'll take hours, maybe a couple days before I can buy anything.


Who has robinhood? About how long does it take to set up and fund the account?

I believe RobinHood isn’t allowing GME, AMC, etc. trades either....

There is no stock happening .

3 stocks got pumped . Big deal

I believe RobinHood isn’t allowing GME, AMC, etc. trades either....

My child's father is dying, he was the only one, ever, so that retort does not apply.

Why men hate mothers so much, I was being serious, I am broke because of these monsters, I would like to help make them suffer as they have made me and mine.

Damn...it's sounding like I need a Robinhood account to even participate. If that's anything like TD was, it'll take hours, maybe a couple days before I can buy anything.


Who has robinhood? About how long does it take to set up and fund the account?

I took profits today. I feel a dive coming due in part to this and Biden policies, Impeachment etc...

Made good profit, could be I lose out a bit but profit is profit. I’ll wait till next dive to get back in.

take all night to check out wallstreetbets reddit. check out all the stocks they are pumping GME is a little late but buy one share just to fuck um. We out here riding! i made 10k on gme cashed out today lol and went back in just to fuck the hedge funders i took out my 2k original investment. Holding for the lulz

They are hitting AMC next.

I took profits today. I feel a dive coming due in part to this and Biden policies, Impeachment etc...

Made good profit, could be I lose out a bit but profit is profit. I’ll wait till next dive to get back in.

My child's father is dying, he was the only one, ever, so that retort does not apply.

Why men hate mothers so much, I was being serious, I am broke because of these monsters, I would like to help make them suffer as they have made me and mine.

Same. I am sure GME will rise again tomorrow. The aftermarket was showing downtrend, but that was expected by the market makers. lol

Pigs get Fed and Hogs get Slaughtered. Do not be greedy like a hog, take the profits and run. :) Hoping for potential profits can always come to bite you in the butt.

Is this really an opportunity to make some sweet gains and hurt some wallstreet J's??


Help me make this happen, bros.

I'm a straight White conservative male, the most discriminated creature in America. Every penny of my investment money is hard earned.

please know i didnt respond to you but i love you..... welcome to the internet its a shit show with monkeys throwing shit. but know that i love you. and of course my GME profile

I plan to wait up tonight for early hour trading to begin.

Not sure what to get, or if I even should at all. I just need some guidance here.

Damn...it's sounding like I need a Robinhood account to even participate. If that's anything like TD was, it'll take hours, maybe a couple days before I can buy anything.


Who has robinhood? About how long does it take to set up and fund the account?

It takes all of 5 minutes to set up. Deposit some cash into the account and come morning you buy into what you want to buy into.

I sold my GME for 331.22 today. I dumped my profits into AMC at 12.37.

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