Stupid books I wrote on Amazon and nobody knows I exist

I like your style!


Change Your Vibe: How To Lifehack Your Way To Social Success!

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Thank you so so much. It means a shit ton to me!

The pirate hat and parrot is a nice touch.

"Dama can wield his own genetic makeup, but the problem is, he is unaware. The world has collapsed and was forced into ice caves in what was once Svalbard. The battle between a government project to control the masses using a top secret internal bioengineering firm and the wielders, a secret order attempting to find and train the Alpha seed attempt to circumvent an ancient and forgotten prophecy"

We've been waiting for YOU.

eta. We've been thru this, I stole your meteor; tap dancing was invented in a kitchen.

Kewl. Like how many of those did you sell?

You know, you can approach Baker & Taylor. They supply books for public libraries across the nation.

Impressive, you got an ISBN number for it too.

Pervnoff

Which one do you suggest I start with?

Bump!

Don’t give up OP! It’s very cool you have the courage to write these and put them out there!!

Never give up!

What’s a amazon??

5*

Bump

good job much success

It’s a place where the devil poops

I see you like cooking, cooking books are the number one selling books I believe.

Also, if it were me, I would go small, little .99 to 2.99 Kindle or downloadable pamphlets or books will give you higher volume more sales, and you might net with more $$.

I've heard of people writing these little how to pamphlets and making thousands of dollars, so then they do more in a series, just a thought for more income to yah.

Sorry bro, I'm also a writer, I wrote my first book, 120 pages, and I put it to sell on Hotmart, I made an advertisement on Facebook that was viewed by 10,000 people and does not sell a single unit, I decided to do something else, it's hard.

Bump...and a link perhaps from author #2?

write some superhero porn, bruh

Wow. I never thought I would get this kind of support. Thank you so much people of GLP. Honestly, I thought I was gonna get made fun of, because, well you know - internet...

Maybe I will keep trying. Had some ideas.

You should be happy if nobody actually knew you existed. Unfortunately they do. They track everybody.

I think I will turn my digital comic books
online also.

The print industry is dying or I just suck at my job.

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Will check it out. Don't worry. Enjoy the satisfaction of being creative and having the means to put your talent out there. Success is within. We have been brainwashed and conditioned that it about popularity and how many views, subscribers, and likes you get. Van Gogh only sold one painting I heard and now look at how much his paintings are worth. Will check your work out and keep on keeping on.

I feel yer pain, my band is about to release our sixth
album of original rock and we've made dozens of dollars
(LOL) from it.
but hey you have something to show for your time on the
planet and not everybody can say that.

Last Edited by Danger Dan on 02/04/2021 10:31 PM

My art isn't central to my life. I anticipate that my next book won't be picked up by a major publisher but you never know, I might get lucky. I will probably end up publishing the book online digitally and there the results would be the same as yours. Point is, I am going to write no matter what, if I sell or not, and I won't ever depend on my writing to pay the bills or feed me. Writing is an extra activity that I use as a personal hobby, not a critical function of my life.

Wow. I never thought I would get this kind of support. Thank you so much people of GLP. Honestly, I thought I was gonna get made fun of, because, well you know - internet...

Maybe I will keep trying. Had some ideas.

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As a starving artist, what have I got to lose at this point?"

GuLP is pretty decent that way, aside from obious shills and bored teens. The few 'I made this music today' pined threads worked out great for the artist. Imaginative responses as well as practical ones.

Now nobody knows you exist, but what if you hadn't said anything from the start? Nobody couldn't know, the question hadn't been framed.

Once you've framed a question, and expressed it in some way maybe even a drawing, then nobody could not know. I mean it's possible for nobody.