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Stupid books I wrote on Amazon and nobody knows I exist

 
Dr. Love
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02/05/2021 02:28 AM
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You fuckin rule! Thank you!!!

Don't know which one you got, but hope you enjoy it.

I bought one. Hope future is brighter.
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BUMPING for later reading. Thanks, OP! You have a good sense of humor - I can tell just by your titles!

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I got a story published recently on vocal and I have made 21 cents. If I win the contest I get 2ok but I know that's not going to happen. FUnny thing though. They require a stripe acct. to collect 20 k or 23 cents and i CAN NOT get ours to work or start another. Long boring story but they suck. I am thinking of taking my story down but I am getting great feedback. The whole publishing world sucks so bad I hate to think of submitting my whole story anywhere. I have signed releases before with Viacom and the like and it's like highway robbery. They say shit like you think your story is original. It isn't. We have many like it. There is nothing new under the sun. Crap like that. I'd rather run shit off on a mimeograph and sell them on the street corner thaN watch my ideas be stolen. As a believer in the collective unconscious, I think it's powerful to think say or write things, in general. Having made money writing for the worst institutions imaginable, I paid my bills and gave the devil his due. Now it's all art for art's sake. hiding
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My advice would be to give some away in exchange for reviews....once you have some interesting reviews on line they will help generate sales...also put the first chapter out there for free...if people like it they will buy it to see what happens.

Good luck to you, I believe we all are happier when we create something.

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02/05/2021 04:51 AM
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As a starving artist, what have I got to lose at this point?


Vegan Gruel at School- making fun of vegans Dr. Seuss style

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

How The IRS Stole Christmas - making fun of the IRS, also Dr. Seuss style

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]


Thirty Something Years of Pain and Misery and the Meteor That Never Came- My life's philosophy in a book


[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]


Alpha Seed Awakening - my first attempt at a novel that was supposed to be a trilogy

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]
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Stupid books i wrote correction* and sold on Amazon
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02/05/2021 04:59 AM
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02/05/2021 05:36 AM
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Try making them free on Amazon for a couple of days every month. That will generate interest and promotion and the people who 'missed out' on the freebies will happily spend a few bucks to avoid the ol' F.O.M.O.

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02/05/2021 06:57 AM
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As a starving artist, what have I got to lose at this point?


Vegan Gruel at School- making fun of vegans Dr. Seuss style

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

How The IRS Stole Christmas - making fun of the IRS, also Dr. Seuss style

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]


Thirty Something Years of Pain and Misery and the Meteor That Never Came- My life's philosophy in a book


[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]


Alpha Seed Awakening - my first attempt at a novel that was supposed to be a trilogy

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Dr. Love 76847390

Interesting. This girl i worked with at Disney interactive has a best seller on amazon. The book is called the missing sister.

Shes also very intelligent and hot.

She has a booty of a goddess. I enjoyed every time she purposely walked her ass rigy hy me every day .
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Shut. now that i read your titles i see why.

I guess being intellectual does help if you want to sell your writings.
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02/06/2021 09:49 AM
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I know OP it's hard to break into the market and get any traction. I'm struggling with my books as well. See link below.

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]
Poetry e-book is on sale this week 2/6-2/12 for only .99 cents.
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02/06/2021 10:29 AM
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As a starving artist, what have I got to lose at this point?


Vegan Gruel at School- making fun of vegans Dr. Seuss style

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]

How The IRS Stole Christmas - making fun of the IRS, also Dr. Seuss style

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]


Thirty Something Years of Pain and Misery and the Meteor That Never Came- My life's philosophy in a book


[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]


Alpha Seed Awakening - my first attempt at a novel that was supposed to be a trilogy

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]
 Quoting: Dr. Love 76847390


They are not stupid, you wrote them for a reason, champion your reasons.

Steven King's wife took his first hit novel out of the garbage were he tossed it after writing it and doing nothing with it except tossing it in the garbage.

She saw it's value, he did not.

Keep going!

One famous playwright from years ago named Neil Simon said he would get up everyday and write. Didn't matter if it was good or not he just needed the habit until it was very good.

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GLP Love Dr Love thread.

Awesome!
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03/08/2021 09:27 PM
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Cool writing style!
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Someone needs to come out with a replacement for the canceled Dr Seuss books!

That would be epic cool.
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03/08/2021 11:19 PM
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Trinity deletes all links to my books. Because he's a bitch.





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