Well call me Mr. Ed from now on you assholes.

If this works, I shall name all of my children after GLP. "GLP I" or "GLP II" etc.

If I die, I want my tombstone to read "FUCK YOU GLP!"

Please note that this is just a LARP and all of my health decisions have been made in accordance with proper beurocratic protocols following the various forms and procedures outlines by government agencies. No horse medication was actually injested and everything in here was a joke meant to alleviate some of the social isolation caused by the pandemic. In accordance with good government bureaucratic decisions, social isolation can be alleviated through a variety of means, including joking around with friends, including LARPing on Internet boards. If this had been an actual emergency, it's appropriate of course to seek out the nearest state approved government medical agent so as to be quarantined and, if needed, cremeated in the most efficient and gocernment sanctioned manner possible.