Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL | |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 80033100 United States 02/09/2021 01:58 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL No doctors. No government centers or government treatment. Fuck that. If I have COVID-19, I am well aware that if I go to the hospital a bunch of Democrat doctors WILL kill me through stupidity and by following a bunch of government rules. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79307503 My idiotic friend got thrown into a psych ward. With tons of other morons and homeless people all crowded together. He got out. He was evicted by his roommates and had to pick up his stuff. I gave him a ride. I should have paid him for a cab. Didn't realize he was coughing until we were on the way. He had a mask on and was coughing with the mask on. He took it off one time and I said he had to put it on. Next day, his cough is worse. He sometimes smokes too much, but I think it's COVID-19. I'm also just starting to feel like shit. Being the paranoid as fuck crazy GLP reader that I am, I already have the fucking Ivermectin. Of course. I also got the Ivermectin in large tube syringe form for made for gigantic fucking horses. Of course. The last time I checked, I was not for the most part a fucking horse. What the fuck do I do? I obviously can't ask any sort of medical doctor for advice. They'll quarantine me, follow a bunch of idiotic government regulations made by idiot Democrats that will definitely kill me... How the fuck do I injest this horse Ivermectin shit? I can self isolate. I'm ready. I have 2 weeks of toilet paper ready and emergency dried food. I can fucking do this. How do I take all this Ivermectin shit without accidentally killing myself? Any suggestions appreciated. COVIDS NOT REAL IDIOT |
Splinterhead72
User ID: 74470288 United States 02/09/2021 02:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL O.2 mg per kilogram of weight. One dose day 1. One dose day 3. Then take 1 dose weekly for 10 weeks. Followed by one dose every 2 weeks. Vitamin D3 1000-3000iu a day Vitamin C 1000 mg twice a day Quercetin 250 mg/ day Zinc 50 mg/ day Melatonin 6 mg before bed. Horse paste dose is same dosage for humans as for horses Just dial in your weight. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 71039369 United States 02/09/2021 02:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL No doctors. No government centers or government treatment. Fuck that. If I have COVID-19, I am well aware that if I go to the hospital a bunch of Democrat doctors WILL kill me through stupidity and by following a bunch of government rules. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79307503 My idiotic friend got thrown into a psych ward. With tons of other morons and homeless people all crowded together. He got out. He was evicted by his roommates and had to pick up his stuff. I gave him a ride. I should have paid him for a cab. Didn't realize he was coughing until we were on the way. He had a mask on and was coughing with the mask on. He took it off one time and I said he had to put it on. Next day, his cough is worse. He sometimes smokes too much, but I think it's COVID-19. I'm also just starting to feel like shit. Being the paranoid as fuck crazy GLP reader that I am, I already have the fucking Ivermectin. Of course. I also got the Ivermectin in large tube syringe form for made for gigantic fucking horses. Of course. The last time I checked, I was not for the most part a fucking horse. What the fuck do I do? I obviously can't ask any sort of medical doctor for advice. They'll quarantine me, follow a bunch of idiotic government regulations made by idiot Democrats that will definitely kill me... How the fuck do I injest this horse Ivermectin shit? I can self isolate. I'm ready. I have 2 weeks of toilet paper ready and emergency dried food. I can fucking do this. How do I take all this Ivermectin shit without accidentally killing myself? Any suggestions appreciated. Do not consume the ivermection orally...its more potent done other ways. Put a tablespoon in your rectum and lay flat on a fab with you bum and feed pointing ul for 30 minutes |
LoveUntBunny
User ID: 79773715 United States 02/09/2021 02:10 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL I AM NOT A PHYSICIAN AND THIS IS NOT TO BE SEEN OR INTERPRETED AS MEDICAL INSTRUCTIONS. Seriously, follow this link to a medical protocol that is being used world wide. It is created by physicians who have successfully treated hundreds. [link to covid19criticalcare.com (secure)] If you have the horse paste the plunger should have either a series of teeth or numbers on the side. The dosage is your weight on the side. My horse paste is in a white plunger syringe with blue plunger. The plunger has a series of numbers from 0 to 1250. If not mistaken the first mark is at 250. Figure the weight per tooth dosage and take that amount. The I-MASK protocol calls for an initial dosage of ivermectin followed two days later by the same amount. Take the supplemental vitamins D3, D, and zinc as directed. The supplements work in conjunction with each other and should be taken. My best to you in recovery. Drink plenty of water! The thing’s hollow—it goes on forever—and—oh my God!—it’s full of stars! 2001: A Space Odyssey |
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Splinterhead72
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 79236497 United States 02/09/2021 02:33 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL Well call me Mr. Ed from now on you assholes. If this works, I shall name all of my children after GLP. "GLP I" or "GLP II" etc. If I die, I want my tombstone to read "FUCK YOU GLP!" Please note that this is just a LARP and all of my health decisions have been made in accordance with proper beurocratic protocols following the various forms and procedures outlines by government agencies. No horse medication was actually injested and everything in here was a joke meant to alleviate some of the social isolation caused by the pandemic. In accordance with good government bureaucratic decisions, social isolation can be alleviated through a variety of means, including joking around with friends, including LARPing on Internet boards. If this had been an actual emergency, it's appropriate of course to seek out the nearest state approved government medical agent so as to be quarantined and, if needed, cremeated in the most efficient and gocernment sanctioned manner possible. |
CK Dexter Haven
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 27249543 Netherlands 02/09/2021 02:44 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL Someone I know took four notches (about a half inch). Quoting: CK Dexter Haven Skipped a day, took four more notches. Waited a week, took four more notches. was this person okay? although i'm totally larping and woukd never consume horse medication in a way that violated government regulations, because it's always important to follow government rules under every circumstance no matter what without exception, for some unreleated reason i'm slightly nervous this evening. |
CK Dexter Haven
User ID: 79679780 Czechia 02/09/2021 02:49 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL Someone I know took four notches (about a half inch). Quoting: CK Dexter Haven Skipped a day, took four more notches. Waited a week, took four more notches. was this person okay? although i'm totally larping and woukd never consume horse medication in a way that violated government regulations, because it's always important to follow government rules under every circumstance no matter what without exception, for some unreleated reason i'm slightly nervous this evening. Yes, they are fine. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 64663314 United States 02/09/2021 02:59 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL No doctors. No government centers or government treatment. Fuck that. If I have COVID-19, I am well aware that if I go to the hospital a bunch of Democrat doctors WILL kill me through stupidity and by following a bunch of government rules. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79307503 My idiotic friend got thrown into a psych ward. With tons of other morons and homeless people all crowded together. He got out. He was evicted by his roommates and had to pick up his stuff. I gave him a ride. I should have paid him for a cab. Didn't realize he was coughing until we were on the way. He had a mask on and was coughing with the mask on. He took it off one time and I said he had to put it on. Next day, his cough is worse. He sometimes smokes too much, but I think it's COVID-19. I'm also just starting to feel like shit. Being the paranoid as fuck crazy GLP reader that I am, I already have the fucking Ivermectin. Of course. I also got the Ivermectin in large tube syringe form for made for gigantic fucking horses. Of course. The last time I checked, I was not for the most part a fucking horse. What the fuck do I do? I obviously can't ask any sort of medical doctor for advice. They'll quarantine me, follow a bunch of idiotic government regulations made by idiot Democrats that will definitely kill me... How the fuck do I injest this horse Ivermectin shit? I can self isolate. I'm ready. I have 2 weeks of toilet paper ready and emergency dried food. I can fucking do this. How do I take all this Ivermectin shit without accidentally killing myself? Any suggestions appreciated. Relax... you have a 99.9% chance of recovery... unless you're over 75.... |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 76550284 Australia 02/09/2021 03:02 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL It's got a scaled plunger. Dial yourself in for 100kg, unless your a fat cunt, then go a little above your weight. I.e you probably have other bugs that will uptake some, so a little extra is good. It's used by hundreds of millions of people weekly with no ill effects in poverty strickened countries. Do not use alcohol with it, it increases the uptake of the drug and adds to your liver count. Daily for three days. Wait a week and repeat. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27249543 Netherlands 02/09/2021 03:04 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL No doctors. No government centers or government treatment. Fuck that. If I have COVID-19, I am well aware that if I go to the hospital a bunch of Democrat doctors WILL kill me through stupidity and by following a bunch of government rules. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79307503 My idiotic friend got thrown into a psych ward. With tons of other morons and homeless people all crowded together. He got out. He was evicted by his roommates and had to pick up his stuff. I gave him a ride. I should have paid him for a cab. Didn't realize he was coughing until we were on the way. He had a mask on and was coughing with the mask on. He took it off one time and I said he had to put it on. Next day, his cough is worse. He sometimes smokes too much, but I think it's COVID-19. I'm also just starting to feel like shit. Being the paranoid as fuck crazy GLP reader that I am, I already have the fucking Ivermectin. Of course. I also got the Ivermectin in large tube syringe form for made for gigantic fucking horses. Of course. The last time I checked, I was not for the most part a fucking horse. What the fuck do I do? I obviously can't ask any sort of medical doctor for advice. They'll quarantine me, follow a bunch of idiotic government regulations made by idiot Democrats that will definitely kill me... How the fuck do I injest this horse Ivermectin shit? I can self isolate. I'm ready. I have 2 weeks of toilet paper ready and emergency dried food. I can fucking do this. How do I take all this Ivermectin shit without accidentally killing myself? Any suggestions appreciated. Relax... you have a 99.9% chance of recovery... unless you're over 75.... I'm not that age, but I did recently buy something from a woman who was around 70. Fuck. Why am I such a stupid asshole? I never should have been around her after my friend was coughing! I was careful when I saw her, but maybe I should accidentally drop some horse Ivermectin stuff off by her house... soley for her many horses, of course... |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76550284 Australia 02/09/2021 03:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL And no I'm not a doctor but if I had finished my biotechnology degree with honours you would be calling me doc. Even if you don't have covid I'd be dosing every 3 m9nths as a prophylactic against numerous invaders. Worldwide we treat our pets and livestock regularly. Why no us? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27249543 Netherlands 02/09/2021 03:06 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL It's got a scaled plunger. Dial yourself in for 100kg, unless your a fat cunt, then go a little above your weight. I.e you probably have other bugs that will uptake some, so a little extra is good. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76550284 It's used by hundreds of millions of people weekly with no ill effects in poverty strickened countries. Do not use alcohol with it, it increases the uptake of the drug and adds to your liver count. Daily for three days. Wait a week and repeat. Got it, no alcohol. That's easy enough. What the fuck is 100kg? What part of America are you from??? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27249543 Netherlands 02/09/2021 03:11 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL I'm starting to cough. I never cough. I may need to take a medical day off work. Can I do that without letting them think I have COVID-19? They are mostly Democrats. I don't entirely trust the lot of them. Some are Republicans, but it's hard to trust them too nowadays. How do I protect myself here? I'm really not looking for any "help" from the government or my employer in the form of aborted fetal baby injections, etc. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76550284 Australia 02/09/2021 03:13 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL It's got a scaled plunger. Dial yourself in for 100kg, unless your a fat cunt, then go a little above your weight. I.e you probably have other bugs that will uptake some, so a little extra is good. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 76550284 It's used by hundreds of millions of people weekly with no ill effects in poverty strickened countries. Do not use alcohol with it, it increases the uptake of the drug and adds to your liver count. Daily for three days. Wait a week and repeat. Got it, no alcohol. That's easy enough. What the fuck is 100kg? What part of America are you from??? Norwegian my bro/sis. 100kg is 220lb. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 64663314 United States 02/09/2021 03:14 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL No doctors. No government centers or government treatment. Fuck that. If I have COVID-19, I am well aware that if I go to the hospital a bunch of Democrat doctors WILL kill me through stupidity and by following a bunch of government rules. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79307503 My idiotic friend got thrown into a psych ward. With tons of other morons and homeless people all crowded together. He got out. He was evicted by his roommates and had to pick up his stuff. I gave him a ride. I should have paid him for a cab. Didn't realize he was coughing until we were on the way. He had a mask on and was coughing with the mask on. He took it off one time and I said he had to put it on. Next day, his cough is worse. He sometimes smokes too much, but I think it's COVID-19. I'm also just starting to feel like shit. Being the paranoid as fuck crazy GLP reader that I am, I already have the fucking Ivermectin. Of course. I also got the Ivermectin in large tube syringe form for made for gigantic fucking horses. Of course. The last time I checked, I was not for the most part a fucking horse. What the fuck do I do? I obviously can't ask any sort of medical doctor for advice. They'll quarantine me, follow a bunch of idiotic government regulations made by idiot Democrats that will definitely kill me... How the fuck do I injest this horse Ivermectin shit? I can self isolate. I'm ready. I have 2 weeks of toilet paper ready and emergency dried food. I can fucking do this. How do I take all this Ivermectin shit without accidentally killing myself? Any suggestions appreciated. Relax... you have a 99.9% chance of recovery... unless you're over 75.... I'm not that age, but I did recently buy something from a woman who was around 70. Fuck. Why am I such a stupid asshole? I never should have been around her after my friend was coughing! I was careful when I saw her, but maybe I should accidentally drop some horse Ivermectin stuff off by her house... soley for her many horses, of course... On the other hand.... you sound like a sniveling Coward...is this how you approach issues in your life? Take control! Fear of the unknown is the true killer. I suggest you grow a pair or you'll be looking at a lifetime of regret and failure based on thinking of the worst scenario. I'm surprised you can even drive a car, lol, cuz you know, you can get in a car accident and die, lol. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 78338814 Sweden 02/09/2021 03:17 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL I'm scheduled to work tomorrow. Can I work after taking Ivermectin? Should I take it immediately? I am certainly scared. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79307503 You sure are a pathetic wuss. Covid don't exist. Take your D, C and hang over some Eucalyptus oil or oregano steam bowl or so. God, such a whiney soiboi you are. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27249543 Netherlands 02/09/2021 03:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL No doctors. No government centers or government treatment. Fuck that. If I have COVID-19, I am well aware that if I go to the hospital a bunch of Democrat doctors WILL kill me through stupidity and by following a bunch of government rules. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79307503 My idiotic friend got thrown into a psych ward. With tons of other morons and homeless people all crowded together. He got out. He was evicted by his roommates and had to pick up his stuff. I gave him a ride. I should have paid him for a cab. Didn't realize he was coughing until we were on the way. He had a mask on and was coughing with the mask on. He took it off one time and I said he had to put it on. Next day, his cough is worse. He sometimes smokes too much, but I think it's COVID-19. I'm also just starting to feel like shit. Being the paranoid as fuck crazy GLP reader that I am, I already have the fucking Ivermectin. Of course. I also got the Ivermectin in large tube syringe form for made for gigantic fucking horses. Of course. The last time I checked, I was not for the most part a fucking horse. What the fuck do I do? I obviously can't ask any sort of medical doctor for advice. They'll quarantine me, follow a bunch of idiotic government regulations made by idiot Democrats that will definitely kill me... How the fuck do I injest this horse Ivermectin shit? I can self isolate. I'm ready. I have 2 weeks of toilet paper ready and emergency dried food. I can fucking do this. How do I take all this Ivermectin shit without accidentally killing myself? Any suggestions appreciated. Relax... you have a 99.9% chance of recovery... unless you're over 75.... I'm not that age, but I did recently buy something from a woman who was around 70. Fuck. Why am I such a stupid asshole? I never should have been around her after my friend was coughing! I was careful when I saw her, but maybe I should accidentally drop some horse Ivermectin stuff off by her house... soley for her many horses, of course... On the other hand.... you sound like a sniveling Coward...is this how you approach issues in your life? Take control! Fear of the unknown is the true killer. I suggest you grow a pair or you'll be looking at a lifetime of regret and failure based on thinking of the worst scenario. I'm surprised you can even drive a car, lol, cuz you know, you can get in a car accident and die, lol. okay. yes, am sometimes sniveling and too fearful. but some healthy paranoia is good. when you get too comfortable, that's when the CCP comes in and grabs your organs. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76550284 Australia 02/09/2021 03:18 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL I'm starting to cough. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 27249543 I never cough. I may need to take a medical day off work. Can I do that without letting them think I have COVID-19? They are mostly Democrats. I don't entirely trust the lot of them. Some are Republicans, but it's hard to trust them too nowadays. How do I protect myself here? I'm really not looking for any "help" from the government or my employer in the form of aborted fetal baby injections, etc. It works fairly fast, get plunging. Coat a spoon with something.. yougurt? , squirt in on that and cover it with the same. Chase it with a drink. You don't want it touching your tongue or roof of your mouth, unless you want to be tasting a funky aniseed taste all day. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 27249543 Netherlands 02/09/2021 03:19 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL I'm scheduled to work tomorrow. Can I work after taking Ivermectin? Should I take it immediately? I am certainly scared. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79307503 You sure are a pathetic wuss. Covid don't exist. Take your D, C and hang over some Eucalyptus oil or oregano steam bowl or so. God, such a whiney soiboi you are. any suggestions on how to improve at life? |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 76550284 Australia 02/09/2021 03:27 AM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Re: Exposed to Covid-19 and Have Ivermectin Apple Syringe, the kind for Horses, What now? THIS IS NOT A DRILL I'm scheduled to work tomorrow. Can I work after taking Ivermectin? Should I take it immediately? I am certainly scared. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79307503 You sure are a pathetic wuss. Covid don't exist. Take your D, C and hang over some Eucalyptus oil or oregano steam bowl or so. God, such a whiney soiboi you are. any suggestions on how to improve at life? Oregano oil is the bees knees and the cats meow of homeopathy. So is quinine but if your all G'd up..... you most probably wouldn't know if you were. Your gonna kill your symbiot and potentially end up amputating your leg. |