What Will U Be EATING ON YOUR 3AM REFRIGERATOR RUN TONIGHT?

3 am fridge runs are for fat asses.

3 am fridge runs are for fat asses.

I am going for the Guacamole and the salami. Then cracking open those new Glutino non gluten crackers I bought this morning. Probably sipping on the rest of Friday night's champagne bottle I cracked open and is still in the fridge - just drink right out of the bottle, no one's lookin'...

NO! It's Covid. Remember every sickness or disease or obesity is Covid. Its Covid's fault. The refrigerator made me do it. Ban refrigerators.

The refrigerator is calling out to people in the middle of the night. Who knew?

Loading mini pizza with pepperoni, back bacon, green pepper, extra black olives topped with 50/50 edam/mozza mix on 2.40am prep run for 3am check.

Not necessarily............but even skinny asses will
soon become fat asses if the middle of the night food run
isn't curtailed especially since we are locked inside our
homes for covid and for weather and for winter.

Dang. Too much time on our hands = too much fat on our butts and belly's.

dang I am missing a meal at 3 AM? No wonder I am always hungry?

What is this? Is there some kind of universal clock waking up everybody at 3 a.m. or what?....some kind of chemical pixie dust or should I go woo-woo and suggest that tptb are hacking all your brains at the same time from a satellite out in space? What's the deal with waking up in the middle of the night?

Too many pee-pee runs or mental disturbances? Ya'll all get sweaty in the covers at that moment in time?

Are you all having collective nightmares at the same time?

What?

Frozen Whiskeycicles.