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Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?

 
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
King David. Described as a man after Gods own heart. There is nothing better, more euphoric than GOD, telling you, I love you, a man after my own heart! 1st Samuel. Great!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 68965544


A lot of people are saying Jesus! I agree, he like GOD, is the greatest. The question posed, was person. Jesus Christ is Lord. I don’t count him as human. He was, and wasn’t! Jesus Christ is, was, and will always be our Lord. So to call him my favorite “person” in the Bible goes against everything I believe and hold true.

David, from the line of Abram, to the Messiah. That is my favorite human born into this world.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Shamir. Without Shamir the would have been no temple. Without Shamir there can be no new temple. If you don't know Shamir then you're too translated too KJV too ignorant of the old testament to know jack shit.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Mortimer the leper ..always quick with a joke.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Elija was a badass
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
:god:
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Besides Jesus? Paul, because of his discourse on love.
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Paul is right up there as least favorite.

A totally disagreeable human being.

Phony to the core
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Jesus, of course! you nimrod......
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
I could care less about the OT. Seems inimical to Christianity. I really don't know why it is attached to the bible. The only person of merit is JC Superstar.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Jesus, because he died for me.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
So many possible answers!

Mine is Noah, he believed God would flood the earth and worked so hard to build the Ark by certain specs.
He and his wife had raised sons who choose women good enough to be in that Ark.

AND [link to creationhistory.com]

snip// There is the matter of Genesis 2:5-6:

"…before any plant of the field was in the earth and before any herb of the field had grown. For the LORD God had not caused it to rain on the earth, and there was no man to till the ground; but a mist went up from the earth and watered the whole face of the ground."
 Quoting: savcash


What a stupid question...

Jesus Christ, of course.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
The Whore of Babylon is definitely the best.

She has returned to the earth in an (apparently) human female body to conquer and rule once again; as She did as Semiramis (Isis) a long time ago.

[link to www.amazon.com (secure)]
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Abel...
Revelation 21:8 "But as for the cowardly, the faithless, the detestable, as for murderers, the sexually immoral, sorcerers, idolaters, and all liars, their portion will be in the lake that burns with fire and sulfur, which is the second death.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Job
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Jesus wins

The whole read leads to Him
 Quoting: hwy_ho


You do not know he wins.

So far all you know is he died on a cross.

Will he come back?

Maybe.

But you still do not know the outcome until the game is over.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Favorite person in the Bible? Give me a break with that fairytale shit.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Trump
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Job
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Yeah; a deluded rationalist who was tortured out of his mind; but being a good slave; made sure not to implicate his torturer.

What a pathetic sycophant.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
John the Revelator. He was banished to Patmos by Roman authorities who also tried to kill him. The book of Revelation says good will prevail.
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He was banished because he tried to drown a local magician and he also committed arson; setting fire to the Temple of Artemis; he was a scumbag.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Jesus, because he died for me.
 Quoting: FireBorn


bump
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
What are the names of people in the bible? I wouldn’t know
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
I can’t decide between Joseph and Daniel
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Me too! I find the story of Joseph very moving. But Daniel stands out as well. We don't get to know Isaiah as a person, but his writing is so beautiful.

Interesting question.
 Quoting: Prayandprepare000


Yeah Chapter 47; where he tells Me that "My nakedness will be uncovered"...that was really classy shit.

He was an asshole.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Abraham because he took his wife, kids extended family and said we're out of here. He left his homeland with it's religious beliefs he didn't believe in and went into the wilderness. He created a new religion, a new nation.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34699607


Behold Abraham of Uruk; Son of Terah!

Who did impregnate his wife’s bondservant Hagar; which did yield Ishmael!

And then behold; Abraham did cast his own son Ishmael and his concubine Hagar into horrific exile in a barren desert; as if they were guilty of some great crime…their crime was knowing Abraham and his “god”!

And behold; this ass-licking sycophant Abraham; he was more than willing to chop his other son Isaac up; by his wife Sarah; and then burn him alive just to “please” his “god”!

Two wretched entities; the “god” and his subject!
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Judas, because he proves that humams will always hate that which they don't understand.

He was the original GLP DDOS'er
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 79572077



Supposedly it was he, not Jesus, who actually died on the cross.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Besides God and Jesus.... because He is the first. It’s a given.

Solomon, because he could have asked for anything and he asked for wisdom and God gave him everything anyways. The richest man to have ever lived, even to this day.
 Quoting: SIRREAL


Yeah he only had 700 wives; betrayed the God of his father and introduced different religions into Israel leading to the 10 /2 split in Tribes just shortly thereafter.

Good job Sol!
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Trump
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Funny as hell. Lmao. Crazy thing... may be true.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Job. I can relate with him the most, he’s a good inspiration.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
John the Baptist
 Quoting: Psycho Babble



The more one investigates the matter, the more one is persuaded of the absolute legitimacy of the actions of Herodias & Salome with regards to the Blabbering Baptist All Those Years Ago…

What business of it was his to go slandering the names of the Ruling Family? Since the Baptist was not a relative or other close relation, he had some nerve sticking his nose in a situation that did not concern him.

The Blabbering Baptist was little more than a muckraking sensationalist without even a hint of propriety; indeed, he makes the National Enquirer look a paragon of journalistic ethics in comparison.

There is little doubt that the Baptist would be found guilty of libel in a contemporary setting; for there can be no doubt that he was motivated by the requisite “actual malice” promulgated as the standard for actionable prosecution in NY Times v Sullivan circa 1973; a blind, incomprehensible contempt that burned in the Baptist’s demented heart; one brought on by the jealous rage he felt when he gazed upon His Betters…
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Job
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 77337151


Yeah; a deluded rationalist who was tortured out of his mind; but being a good slave; made sure not to implicate his torturer.

What a pathetic sycophant.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 13188489


No Job proves the power of faith. I think he was rewarded for his faith in the afterlife.

It raises the question why bad things happen to good people.

Can you still believe in God despite human suffering? I guess you can't.
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Re: Who is favorite person in the Bible? and why?
Job. I can relate with him the most, he’s a good inspiration.
 Quoting: Dirk_Diggler


You mean when someone craps in your face you are supposed to smile and call it ice cream?

Is that the inspiration of which you speak?





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